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How to use a bidet.

  • 28-06-2017 11:28pm
    #1
    from_atozinc
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,943 ✭✭✭


    I'm abroad now and have 2 bidets in the house. Neither now, nor in the past have I bothered to use them.

    It got me thinking. Let's say you are male and do a number 2. What are the steps after this.

    1. Wipe with toilet roll.
    2. Move to the bidet and jet the water where the sun don't shine. Do you use a cloth etc ?
    3. Dry off with a towel.

    Or is this all wrong. ?


Comments

  • #2
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,694 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    I thought the whole idea was not to use paper or towels. Wash and go.


  • #3
    from_atozinc
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,943 ✭✭✭from_atozinc


    drunkmonkey wrote: »
    I thought the whole idea was not to use paper or towels. Wash and go.

    Oh ok. Didn't know this.

    Surely that jet of water would not get rid of all the evidence and some form of towel etc would be needed......even just for the drying part.


  • #4
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,694 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    You need to start the day with porridge.


  • #5
    Sleeper12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,189 ✭✭✭✭Sleeper12


    drunkmonkey wrote:
    You need to start the day with porridge.


    Laughing out loud here :)


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