Is size important?

Hammer89

Good lord. Where do I start? I guess I'll start by saying that this a very sensitive subject. It's the source of a lot of insecurity and a lot of mental anguish and although I'm expecting the usual AH-type responses, it would be great if you could temper the banter a little bit and remember that I'm a human being - and a pretty f*cking delicate one at the moment too. I'm filibustering now so I'll just come straight out and saying it: I have a teeny, tiny little man bun.

I was out on Saturday night, slithering around the smoking area like a single snake when the howls of laughter erupts behind me. I turn around to see a bunch of girls laughing hysterically at me, while one of them does that thing with her index finger and thumb to suggest a small size.

"Did I send one of them a photo of my willy in the past?" I ask myself. But then the painful reality sinks in: they're laughing at my hairstyle. "I've seen bigger buns on Miley Cyrus," she shouts across the smoking area, which gets a laugh from everybody in there. "You can f*ck off," I respond, dead serious. "I know it's not the best man bun going but I like the way it looks. And it'll get bigger, won't it? So go back to your shanty you tramp of a thing."

I had to leave the club early because they'd all dangle their pinky fingers in my face when seeing me on the dancefloor. Walking home, I walked to the Liffey, about an hour out of my journey, and threw my bobbin as far as I could into it, but the wind blew it back in my direction in what I interpreted as a sign.

Does the size of your man bun matter or is it what you do with it that counts?

All that counts with a man bun is its presence.

Pac1Man

Is this a euphemism or what?

Mr. CooL ICE

Hammer89 wrote: »

Does the size of your man bun matter or is it what you do with it that counts?

When it comes to size, it's all about the proportions. How big is your beard, how skinny are your jeans and how vast is your collection of vegan alternative recipes?

LadyMacBeth_

The solution is to wear your hair down. Man buns are an abomination.

Hammer89

Pac1Man wrote: »

Is this a euphemism or what?

Yeah it's a metaphor for my tiny willy, which I threw into the Liffey.

Hammer89

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

The solution is to wear your hair down. Man buns are an abomination.

That's good and well but what if it doesn't look as good down as it does up?

DontThankMe

The only size that matters is the size of your wallet.

o1s1n

Hammer89 wrote: »

That's good and well but what if it doesn't look as good down as it does up?

Then cut your losses and go full Patrick Stuart.

Hammer89

I'm keeping it. I'll be damned if some fake tan-laden slut who had a six-baller that night is going to put me down.

(that never happened, by the way. The only part of the story that's true is I have a small bun)

Ubbquittious

It's not a man bun it's a mun

Kimbot

You have to have a proper bun to bum ratio for it to be in anyway appealing so I have been told :P

King George VI

According to the women I've slept with, "no it doesn't matter baby, you're the perfect size" hahaha

suicide_circus

Man buns are a good way to know who to avoid at a party

maudgonner

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

The solution is to wear your hair down. Man buns are an abomination.

I don't think that's quite going far enough tbh.

Better cut it off entirely.

In fact better shave your head just to be sure.

You know what, to be on the safe side just cut your whole head off. You can't be too careful with these things. Decapitation seems like the only reasonable course of action.




Man buns, a scourge on our times.

Pat Mustard

suicide_circus wrote: »

Man buns are a good way to know who to avoid at a party

Or any hair in a bun really.

Fr_Dougal

Now tell us they are cool...

Glenster

Size isn't important, having a stupid hair bun is.

B0jangles

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

The solution is to wear your hair down. Man buns are an abomination.

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vkid

I'd laugh at your man bun too. Ridiculous looking things

Dead Tribute Banned

It's like anything though, if the guy is hot, then by proxy his man bun will be hot.

I hate smoking but if I see a hot guy smoking he looks.. well, smokin! Hot people are as hot people do and no amount of man buns will change that.

Oh and yes size absolutely matters!

greenspurs

Are you ...... Gareth Bale ?

Arghus

The bottom line: If you have a man bun expect people to laugh at you.

Murrisk

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

The solution is to wear your hair down. Man buns are an abomination.

They suit lots of guys. I think they can look great. Thom Yorke was rocking one at the Radiohead gig last week. My husband would not look good with one and it just wouldn't be him but I think on others, they work.

Sciprio

Normal/Average would be the best. You can't **** her properly with a big penis,Porn is a load of ****! bigger dick doesn't always make better. I'm a bit over in average height when it comes to it so i thought i'd give my opinion.

LadyMacBeth_

Murrisk wrote: »

They suit lots of guys. I think they can look great. Thom Yorke was rocking one at the Radiohead gig last week. My husband would not look good with one and it just wouldn't be him but I think on others, they work.

I guess it's a matter of personal taste. I think guys with long hair are attractive but I just find man buns very unappealing.

B0jangles

Sciprio wrote: »

Normal/Average would be the best. You can't **** her properly with a big penis,Porn is a load of ****! bigger dick doesn't always make better. I'm a bit over in average health when it comes to it so i thought i'd give my opinion.

That's nice to hear, now can you tell us a little about your man bun, or is that too personal?






:P

Murrisk

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I guess it's a matter of personal taste. I think guys with long hair are attractive but I just find man buns very unappealing.

That's fair enough but I don't understand the posts on this thread running down the personalities of guys who wear man buns. (I realise you didn't) It comes across a tad... square. The yoof will always be trying new and mad hairstyles. 'Twas ever thus.

Sciprio

B0jangles wrote: »

That's nice to hear, now can you tell us a little about your man bun, or is that too personal?






:P

Sorry sir, I don't do man buns,

LadyMacBeth_

Murrisk wrote: »

That's fair enough but I don't understand the posts on this thread running down the personalities of guys who wear man buns. (I realise you didn't) It comes across a tad... square. The yoof will always be trying new and mad hairstyles. 'Twas ever thus.

I have reached the age where I no longer understand the hairstyles and clothing choices of young men. I admit that. When I was a teenager boys had the baggiest clothes possible and short hair gelled up in spikes :P

This just isn't for me:

I thought for a minute this was about man buns, as in butt cheeks, and I applaud teeny weeny man buns. Sometimes literally.

A man bun depends on the man, some look okay, some look try-hard, and some look plain stoopid but I'm not opposed to them on principle.

LadyMacBeth_

Candie wrote: »

I thought for a minute this was about man buns, as in butt cheeks, and I applaud teeny weeny man buns. Sometimes literally.

A man bun depends on the man, some look okay, some look try-hard, and some look plain stoopid but I'm not opposed to them on principle.

As my mother would say ''two eggs in a hanky!''

osarusan

Man buns?

When I was 17 I went to the barber for the usual buzzcut and thought to myself that it was so fast and easy to do I could do it myself, and save money too.

That was the last time i went to a barber. My hair has been between 13 and 17 millimetres long for the last 20+ years.

irelandrover

osarusan wrote: »

Man buns?

When I was 17 I went to the barber for the usual buzzcut and thought to myself that it was so fast and easy to do I could do it myself, and save money too.

That was the last time i went to a barber. My hair has been between 13 and 17 centimetres long for the last 20+ years.

Thats pretty long for a buzz cut.

ohnonotgmail

osarusan wrote: »

I don't remember what blade it was originally, they had numbers from 1-5 or something like that.

These days I have clippers with measurements...still looks the same.

On the morning that I wake up and they way I was sleeping has made my one side of my hair stick up or stick out or whatever, it gets cut that night.

17cm is more than 6 inches. No clipper has a setting that long.

jester77

It's how thick it is that counts, not how long it is.

If you got proper head of Irish hair then you should have a nice fat bun that will be more pleasurable to the female eye.

osarusan

irelandrover wrote: »

Thats pretty long for a buzz cut.

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

17cm is more than 6 inches. No clipper has a setting that long.

Ah, edited:o

Hammer89

greenspurs wrote: »

Are you ...... Gareth Bale ?

If I was I'd be more concerned about looking like a chimp.

Maximus Alexander

Hammer89 wrote: »

That's good and well but what if it doesn't look as good down as it does up?

It's definitely a euphemism.

blade1

It's better than that big floppy fringe I see on a lot of young fellas.
I saw a fella one day, a gust blew and the big floppy mop on his head blew and it was nearly the length of his arm.
What's that all about?
It just looked like the King of all comb overs!!

Syphonax

If you whip it out they will come/cum.