Bluebottles

Cutie 3.14

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FüCK OFF!

SEPT 23 1989

you need to find the corpse

The_Valeyard

What do you call a fly that can dance?



A jitterbug.



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RhubarbCrumble

Dozy bloody eejits too. Have no problem finding their way in the window but can't seem to find their way back out.

Xaracatz

The_Valeyard wrote: »

What do you call a fly that can dance?



A jitterbug.



Buuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

What do you call a fly with no legs?

Whatever you want - it can't chase you.

If it had one eye, one leg, and a guitar, it would be a winky blinkey, honkey tonkey, wonkey fly.

Also it smells terrible.

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AndyBoBandy

When the füçkęrś find their way into your kitchen extractor hood!! And be buzzing around like little buzzy baśtãrdš

Galwayguy35

The minute a door or window is opened one of them finds his way in, and they are so fast then it's nearly impossible to kill them.

ToddyDoody

Here's a picture of Yuck Yuck Goose to convey my disgust

MonkieSocks

Watcha call a McFly with no Wings






A Walk............ Back to the Future:P

gigantic09

https://youtu.be/Ol2o9wCdyTw

Duff

Nothing worse than on your day off lay-in and one of he bastards is hitting warp speed around the room, flying into your head/foot every so often.

odyssey06

KILL THEM ALL!!!

RocketRaccoon

I'm sitting here in my bathroom doing my business while a bluebottle does laps of the room. The 2 windows are open, just **** off.

Cutie 3.14

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

The minute a door or window is opened one of them finds his way in, and they are so fast then it's nearly impossible to kill them.

I spent more time than I'm going to admit to trying to shoo one out of the house yesterday, ugh they're disgusting! And loud!

5starpool

Xaracatz wrote: »

What do you call a fly with no legs?

Whatever you want - it can't chase you.

It doesn't need it's legs to fly.

AllForIt

If it's one insect I can't bear it's bluebottles and flies. There is something creepy about them that I never feel from any other common household insect. If I saw a spider in the bath I'd pick it up and fire it out window. Same with a daddy long legs whey they set up camp in my bathroom. I suppose it's because they flourish of rotting food in bins and If I see one in my apt then I think they are probably feeding of something in my kitchen or something in the bin where they have probably laid eggs. I never hesitate to whip out the fly-spray the second I see one and am happy to see them die die die. Chemical warfare.

Junkyard Tom

Interesting fact, although these creatures are called Bluebottles they're not actually made out of glass.

JohnMarston

Worse is when you find one of them trying to leave unsuccessfully through a closed window, beating itself against the pane.

Right so, I'll open the window.

Nope, the little fupper flies back into the room, ignoring the way out, determined to ruin your peace and quiet:mad:

AllForIt

JohnMarston wrote: »

Worse is when you find one of them trying to leave unsuccessfully through a closed window, beating itself against the pane.

Right so, I'll open the window.

Nope, the little fupper flies back into the room, ignoring the way out, determined to ruin your peace and quiet:mad:

Yes that's exactly why they creep me out. It's as if they think, and they don't want to go out the window. They made their way into your abode, they know they are onto a good thing and they don't want to leave. They will plant themselves on the wall, still as a statue for hours, and then they attack when your not around.

Mena Mitty

I can't believe nobody has tried coaxing them out through an open door with a bit of cooked ham or beef on a saucer, I've it down to a fine art.

If I had a bit of rancid bacon and a few days to train them I'd have them doing synchronized dancing in the air ;-)