Ever knock one out at work?

Fanny Wank

We all know men danger, interested to hear women's experiences

Erik Shin

Fanny **** wrote: »

We all know men danger, interested to hear women's experiences

I did throw a punch the other day at work, I didn't Knock him out, but his legs definitely wobbled a bit

Hector Savage

this should end well.

Drakares

Apt username, OP.

Winterlong

Hector Savage wrote: »

this should end well.

Yes, a happy ending.

applehunter

Fanny ****:D

Kimbot

Well i did let an almighty ripper earlier and knocked a few people out. Its ok as they all got back up after a few minutes.

biko

But I don't work at Knock airport?

oppenheimer1

Hector Savage wrote: »

this should end well soon.

Fyp

It's not a danger wank if you're doing it in a locked toilet/ office.

A danger **** is when you call your Mum to your room right before you jizz.

I think that's disturbing behaviour myself, but different er, strokes.

Erik Shin

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

It's not a danger wank if you're doing it in a locked toilet/ office.

A danger **** is when you call your Mum to your room right before you jizz.

I think that's disturbing behaviour myself, but different er, strokes.

I don't mind calling your mum to my room before I jizz, nothing disturbing about it at all

Glenster

Erik Shin wrote: »

I did throw a punch the other day at work, I didn't Knock him out, but his legs definitely wobbled a bit

You're not doing it right.

Rekop dog

Serious lack of female votes here. Maybe they will but just take longer to get there.

Fanny Wank

Shocked how many men have said no

LadyMacBeth_

I'm female and yes, I've had a sneaky old DJ in the bathroom in work.

koumi

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I'm female and yes, I've had a sneaky old DJ in the bathroom in work.

I'll never be able to look at the ladies work toilets in the same way again

everlast75

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I'm female and yes, I've had a sneaky old DJ in the bathroom in work.

I laughed out loud at the one - sneaky dj

I've heard it called "playing the hairy banjo"

Is anyone else a tiny bit creeped-out by the first post?

It reminds me of the putative randy priest in the confessional.

Does your mother wear a bonnet, Francie?

RayM

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Is anyone else a tiny bit creeped-out by the first post?

It reminds me of the putative randy priest in the confessional.

Does your mother wear a bonnet, Francie?

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Fart

Before I vote, is the poll anonymous?..

Rumpy Pumpy

As long as you are discrete and do it on the clock, then I really don't see what the issue is? Are we still this conservative about sex that the idea of bashing the bishop in the cubicle of the sh1tters in work seems shocking?

greencap

Yep.

And at one point I had an outdoor/mobile type job.

I'd bang one out in the car. Which I think deserves extra points, since its near fcking impossible to find a quiet place with no-one round in Dublin.

Skid X

I saw a documentary about this, productivity went through the floor after the w@nking ban was introduced.

Here's a clip

wakka12

Haha I'm amazed at the 11 yes female votes vs 4 no votes

ibFoxer

Rumpy Pumpy wrote: »

As long as you are discrete and do it on the clock, then I really don't see what the issue is? Are we still this conservative about sex that the idea of bashing the bishop in the cubicle of the sh1tters in work seems shocking?

Why would you crack one out on a clock??

LarryGraham

A lot out lying lads on this thread.

Rumpy Pumpy

ibFoxer wrote: »

Why would you crack one out on a clock??

Tea drinking, nattering and hours of web browsing should be done on the clock. The most beautiful act of self-love should be on your own time. Think that is fair?

Fanny Wank

wakka12 wrote: »

Haha I'm amazed at the 11 yes female votes vs 4 no votes

16 to 6 now

I'm surprised but it's wonderful at the same time

greencap

wakka12 wrote: »

Haha I'm amazed at the 11 yes female votes vs 4 no votes

Fanny **** wrote: »

16 to 6 now

I'm surprised but it's wonderful at the same time

Rule 16 sir.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule%2016

Rule 16 states that there are no females on the internet - specifically in role-playing games and chat rooms.

Expanded Rule 16 states that:
a) All internet men are men
b) All internet women are really men
b) All internet children are policemen

Arghus

I wonder has anyone ever knocked one out at Knock?

Royal Legend

Lads in a truck filmed a man knocking one out by himself in the fast lane on the M50 just over a year ago, probably still up on facebook

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Danger ****? Toilets.... Pfff.... ****ing amatuers. Do at at your desk in between people walking by if you want to experience the real danger.

ibFoxer

Rumpy Pumpy wrote: »

Tea drinking, nattering and hours of web browsing should be done on the clock. The most beautiful act of self-love should be on your own time. Think that is fair?

My brain literally read it as ON THE CLOCK, which i thought better suited to the fetish end of things :eek:



I should probably go to bed

Annasopra

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

It's not a danger wank if you're doing it in a locked toilet/ office.

A danger **** is when you call your Mum to your room right before you jizz.

I think that's disturbing behaviour myself, but different er, strokes.

Did you hear Gerry Adams say last week he will miss Enda Kennys Jizz

Neames

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

It's not a danger wank if you're doing it in a locked toilet/ office.

A danger **** is when you call your Mum to your room right before you jizz.

I think that's disturbing behaviour myself, but different er, strokes.

What you talkin about Willis?

Hector Savage

Yes, quite regularly in fact - I find it helps productivity.