Parking in gateways

ganmo

Do any of ye have problems with ppl parking in your gateways?

Happens the odd time around here on the weekends when ppl go walking the hills but haven't had to pull one out of my way yet

lab man

Saw on u tube of a fella in England only got his teleworker an lifted a car down a good bit down the road I'd say they be plenty scratches on it

KatyMac

Occasionally happens people pull in talking on phone at one gate. But I've noticed a couple of days ago that there is a bag of rubbish that has been chucked in along behind the gate so I'm going to get a sign somewhere on the lines of "car regs being monitored" - haven't quite decided on the wording yet.

Dozer1

I live near a river and plenty lads park in the gate for fishing , loads of time the park right at the gate even though there is room to park at the side of it, very annoying

croot

KatyMac wrote: »

Occasionally happens people pull in talking on phone at one gate. But I've noticed a couple of days ago that there is a bag of rubbish that has been chucked in along behind the gate so I'm going to get a sign somewhere on the lines of "car regs being monitored" - haven't quite decided on the wording yet.

Make it sound official.

"Due to illegal dumping cars are monitored and registrations recorded and offenders will be subjected to a tractor turning up on their driveway and an old smelly half rotten bale of silage left behind"

arctictree

I have an old gate that's at the end of a short laneway. I put a trail cam there as there was the odd bit of dumping. Well, I haven't caught any dumpers but some of the things I have seen:

A lad taking a dump right at the gate
A couple at it at 2am
A deer being pulled over the gate and skinned/disemboweled

Some people....

punisher5112

KatyMac wrote: »

Occasionally happens people pull in talking on phone at one gate. But I've noticed a couple of days ago that there is a bag of rubbish that has been chucked in along behind the gate so I'm going to get a sign somewhere on the lines of "car regs being monitored" - haven't quite decided on the wording yet.

Buy a battery powered game/trail camera. Could come quite effective.

lakill Farm

arctictree wrote: »

I have an old gate that's at the end of a short laneway. I put a trail cam there as there was the odd bit of dumping. Well, I haven't caught any dumpers but some of the things I have seen:

A lad taking a dump right at the gate
A couple at it at 2am
A deer being pulled over the gate and skinned/disemboweled

Some people....

was it the same lad who starred in all 3 films?

And what was the woman like :rolleyes:

arctictree

lakill Farm wrote: »

was it the same lad who starred in all 3 films?

And what was the woman like :rolleyes:

Different lads. Couldn't see much of her face but she was fairly enthusiastic! And no, I don't have the vid....!

patsy_mccabe

We've land down a quiet country road (who doesn't). Sick of cleaning up used condoms, all sorts of rubbish. Came upon a young couple at it once in the middle of the day. Mad panic to get dressed and I just sitting on the tractor waiting to pull into the field. What could I do.

pedigree 6

patsy_mccabe wrote: »

We've land down a quiet country road (who doesn't). Sick of cleaning up used condoms, all sorts of rubbish. Came upon a young couple at it once in the middle of the day. Mad panic to get dressed and I just sitting on the tractor waiting to pull into the field. What could I do.

I thought that was fairly obvious.:rolleyes:

Talk to Joe.:D

Or else give em some sunscreen.:p

_Brian

Stack a few round bakes strategically at the car but not damaging it.
See how they like it.

It's been done!

pedigree 6

patsy_mccabe wrote: »

We've land down a quiet country road (who doesn't). Sick of cleaning up used condoms, all sorts of rubbish. Came upon a young couple at it once in the middle of the day. Mad panic to get dressed and I just sitting on the tractor waiting to pull into the field. What could I do.

Sooooo...:rolleyes:

Did you pull in after he pulled out???




























of the gateway.:p

J.O. Farmer

patsy_mccabe wrote: »

We've land down a quiet country road (who doesn't). Sick of cleaning up used condoms, all sorts of rubbish. Came upon a young couple at it once in the middle of the day. Mad panic to get dressed and I just sitting on the tractor waiting to pull into the field. What could I do.

I would have thought lots of things.

You could have gotten down and told them take their time and chatted about the weather.

If you had your phone there could be a market for amateur porn videos.

They sound like they were well up for it and might have let you join in.

You could've gone and banged on the window shouting angrily about all the used condoms they'd left around the place.

Maybe they'd nowhere better to go. The car wouldn't be the most comfortable place to do it so maybe you could've offered to rent them a couple of bales of hay for the next time they wanted a roll in the hay. That said having worked with hay having a roll in it isn't high on my list of things to do. I'll stick with the bed.

pedigree 6

J.O. Farmer wrote: »

I would have thought lots of things.

You could have gotten down and told them take their time and chatted about the weather.

If you had your phone there could be a market for amateur porn videos.

They sound like they were well up for it and might have let you join in.

You could've gone and banged on the window shouting angrily about all the used condoms they'd left around the place.

Maybe they'd nowhere better to go. The car wouldn't be the most comfortable place to do it so maybe you could've offered to rent them a couple of bales of hay for the next time they wanted a roll in the hay. That said having worked with hay having a roll in it isn't high on my list of things to do. I'll stick with the bed.

Boooo. ..

Your post is not as good.;)

Boooo.:D

J.O. Farmer

pedigree 6 wrote: »

Boooo. ..

Your post is not as good.;)

Boooo.:D

I was offering practical advice to poor patsy who was sitting there in his tractor either not knowing what way to look or staring intensly at them on how best to deal with the situation next time he comes on an amorous couple.

It's sounds like a popular spot. Now if only I knew where it was there'd be fun to be had with sleeping bags for mice and a squeezy bottle of helmans.

pedigree 6

J.O. Farmer wrote: »

I was offering practical advice to poor patsy who was sitting there in his tractor either not knowing what way to look or staring intensly at them on how best to deal with the situation next time he comes on an amorous couple.

It's sounds like a popular spot. Now if only I knew where it was there'd be fun to be had with sleeping bags for mice and a squeezy bottle of helmans.

And Patsy McCabe staring at you.
I think that's called Monart Destination Spa.:D

Mooooo

Shir didn't he already say he came on them

J.O. Farmer

pedigree 6 wrote: »

And Patsy McCabe staring at you.
I think that's called Monart Destination Spa.:D

Have you been already. Would you recommend it.

pedigree 6

J.O. Farmer wrote: »

Have you been already. Would you recommend it.

Now I don't know if you're serious or not.:D

But if you are I've heard good reviews.

J.O. Farmer

pedigree 6 wrote: »

Now I don't know if you're serious or not.:D

But if you are I've heard good reviews.

No not being serious just can't do smileys on the phone.
But that said the good reviews are good for anyone who's interested.

Silane

KatyMac wrote: »

Occasionally happens people pull in talking on phone at one gate. But I've noticed a couple of days ago that there is a bag of rubbish that has been chucked in along behind the gate so I'm going to get a sign somewhere on the lines of "car regs being monitored" - haven't quite decided on the wording yet.

This should do the trick

Timmaay

1/4 mile parked each side of the farm here today! Busy beach just the end of our land.

tanko

Timmaay wrote: »

1/4 mile parked each side of the farm here today! Busy beach just the end of our land.

I suppose you'll be down at the beach telling everyone that you hope it rains .

ganmo

Timmaay wrote: »

1/4 mile parked each side of the farm here today! Busy beach just the end of our land.

gotta love them double yellow lines!

I said

patsy_mccabe wrote: »

We've land down a quiet country road (who doesn't). Sick of cleaning up used condoms, all sorts of rubbish. Came upon a young couple at it once in the middle of the day. Mad panic to get dressed and I just sitting on the tractor waiting to pull into the field. What could I do.

Why didn't ya get down off the tractor start looking in the window and have a tug while your at it
Dogging is the name for it I'm reliably informed 😎

pedigree 6

Timmaay wrote: »

1/4 mile parked each side of the farm here today! Busy beach just the end of our land.

Who reversed?
The Massey or the Beetle?:p

ED E

(City boy here) would ya not just drive past with the slurry spreader "accidentally" on?

Del2005

ganmo wrote: »

gotta love them double yellow lines!

They ignored the continuous white line though!

ganmo

Had to disturb a ladies sketching earlier. She had 'parked' the car on the road with no room to get around it and she was sitting up on the ditch.

mayota

ganmo wrote: »

Had to disturb a ladies sketching earlier. She had 'parked' the car on the road with no room to get around it and she was sitting up on the ditch.

Hardly the same one patsy seen? Was it a nude portrait?

ganmo

Don't think so...this one has a jacket on!

Boaty

Timmaay wrote: »

1/4 mile parked each side of the farm here today! Busy beach just the end of our land.

I heard that a lot of them cars got fixed penalty notices, has anyone looked at opening up a field for parking and charging in?

MFdaveIreland

KatyMac wrote: »

Occasionally happens people pull in talking on phone at one gate.  But I've noticed a couple of days ago that there is a bag of rubbish that has been chucked in along behind the gate so I'm going to get a sign somewhere on the lines of "car regs being monitored" - haven't quite decided on the wording yet.

Trespassers shot, survivors shot again

Sam Kade

arctictree wrote: »

I have an old gate that's at the end of a short laneway. I put a trail cam there as there was the odd bit of dumping. Well, I haven't caught any dumpers but some of the things I have seen:

A lad taking a dump right at the gate
A couple at it at 2am
A deer being pulled over the gate and skinned/disemboweled

Some people....

There's a road near here with a quarry entrance and wide bends both sides and this couple parked on one of the bends at 10am a few mornings and got down to business, brazen out. I was going to town one day and they were parked there coming home half an hour later and the windows of the car were steamed up. They were no spring chickens either.

Buford T. Justice XIX

Sam Kade wrote: »

There's a road near here with a quarry entrance and wide bends both sides and this couple parked on one of the bends at 10am a few mornings and got down to business, brazen out. I was going to town one day and they were parked there coming home half an hour later and the windows of the car were steamed up. They were no spring chickens either.

A sign of health, Sam.

IH784man

Get a handful of sh1t*e and put it behind the car handle where it can't be seen until it is too late,won't park there again

Dunedin

Sam Kade wrote: »

There's a road near here with a quarry entrance and wide bends both sides and this couple parked on one of the bends at 10am a few mornings and got down to business, brazen out. I was going to town one day and they were parked there coming home half an hour later and the windows of the car were steamed up. They were no spring chickens either.

Probably married, just not to each other