Share your scary spider stories

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I don't want to feel alone anymore.

Ok when I was staying in a caravan when I was ten the window had been broken not the pain the handle to close it and we left it open as it was summer. And there was a spider ..in it's web outside . And it was looking at me through the window. And I had to stay awake all night to make sure it didn't get in and touch me. But i couldn't I fell asleep and I woke up ...it crawled on the bed and nearly touched me.

I came out of the shower one morning and picked up a towel and wrapped up my hair. And a HUGE black blurry thing fell out.....I SWEAR to god you could hear a THUD as it hit the floor. I saw a HUGE big black spider with long legs and a big huge body. I WAS GOING TO WRAP THAT ON MY HAIR! I managed to put the towel down and stamp it quickly.

Then once I felt something drop on my head ...I shook it and one fell out. Then once we saw a weird white huge one with black and brown spots crawling up the stairs. My Dad said he had seen it two days previously outside. It had obviously encroached upon our home. It was quickly eliminated. :mad:

So share your spider stories? And should i make peace with these creatures? Are they part of mother nature? Or what?

I always feel bad after killing them. I think my Dad should just do it for me !

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Oh I know in reality they are good for nature and we need them etc ..it's just for lols

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Plus there is one in the room right now scaring my ****.

bee06

Spiders kill flies and I hate flies so spiders are ok in my book.

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bee06 wrote: »

Spiders kill flies and I hate flies so spiders are ok in my book.

:eek:

greencap

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Plus there is one in the room right now scaring my ****.

What would you say to this spider if it could understand you?

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I hate flies too. They boast their compound eyes. Their highest level of visual responses in the natural animal kingdom! And we there trying to hit them with rubber spatulas! They ruin our picnics!:mad:

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greencap wrote: »

What would you say to this spider if it could understand you?

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy???? Whyyyyyy????

GO AWAY!

*is what i would say * / *Scream dramatically*

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It's planning something! :mad:

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And NOW I AM THE EVIL ONE ...because it's making me want to buy evil spray ..to kill it ...i don't care about the environment ..i want it to suffer! Do you see how horrible I am????

Surreptitious

Once when I was -5 I had this funny feeling come over me. I looked and looked but to no avail. One day when I reached -4 I knew there was something wrong. Inside of me felt like cracking or disturbance. Eventually it happened, this long black and insane creature from the Outer Hebrides had woven a web around my vagina and only by being more than -4 could I get out of it. As time went on the web grew and grew until the day came when I had to escape. Now it's ok, no web, no creature, just the wind and rain. It's a tall tale but one with an ultimate conclusion of one's own destiny.

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Maybe hair spray will work!

greencap

Well I actually have your spider on the other line, he says he's just looking for a roof for the night, and he'll keep it down, won't be any bother, out by 7.

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Surreptitious wrote: »

Inside of me felt like cracking or disturbance. Eventually it happened, this long black and insane creature from the Outer Hebrides had woven a web around my vagina

I don't know wtf you are talking about...BUT I LIKE IT ..I LIKE IT A LOT! :cool:

:eek::eek:

VAGINA SPIDERS! ! :eek::eek:

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greencap wrote: »

Well I actually have your spider on the other line, he says he's just looking for a roof for the night, and he'll keep it down, won't be any bother, out by 7.

Like a bat out of hell he be gone for the morning comes

greencap

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one of the above repellents is baking soda. you could make a circular border.

Esel

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Maybe hair spray will work!

Hair spray and a Bic. * Be grand.




























* Don't do this!

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Yeah but I have been listening to meat loaf now and personifying said spider ..he is now sexy and plays by his own rules.:eek::eek: I feel girlie and hormonal:P

no one understands me

greencap

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Yeah but I have been listening to meat loaf now and personifying said spider ..he is now sexy and plays by his own rules.:eek::eek: I feel girlie and hormonal:P

no one understands me

Dont worry, you're doing your gender proud.

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greencap wrote: »

Dont worry, you're doing your gender proud.

I know . *sarcasm*

I'm a disaster ....

the_syco

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm cracking up!

Widdershins

I saw a spider easily the size of my boyfriend's gigantic hand. It was in/on a van that had formerly been used by a fruit and vegetable distributor. I assume it escaped the pesticide sprays in its country of origin, and came in with the imported fruit.
I knocked it off the window sill with something and it could be seen running at high speed down the road. It was one of those things that had to be seen to be believed. Just get a spider catcher gadget and dispose of them humanely. Crushing them is totally unnecessary.

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Widdershins wrote: »

I saw a spider easily the size of my boyfriend's gigantic hand. It was in/on a van that had formerly been used by a fruit and vegetable distributor. I assume it escaped the pesticide sprays in its country of origin, and came in with the imported fruit.
I knocked it off the window sill with something and it could be seen running at high speed down the road. It was one of those things that had to be seen to be believed. Just get a spider catcher gadget and dispose of them humanely. Crushing them is totally unnecessary.

I can't help it ...stamp reflex ...:(

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I know it's mean to stamp them but still ...STAMP
Widdershins you reminded me of this

Maybe one day i shall be evolved enough not to stamp...