Holding someone else's phone

ladiesman216 · 02-06-2017 9:29am #1

Probably not worthy of a thread on its own but i wanted to ask..... when someone hands you their phone (to look at a video or something) does anyone else get a bit grossed out and immediately think "I'm holding something they held while masturbating"?!

Or am i just a bit weird!

biko · 02-06-2017 9:30am

You are weird.

Daledge · 02-06-2017 9:31am

biko wrote: »

You are weird.

What he said.

Hande hoche! · 02-06-2017 9:32am

That is an unusual thought process.

Your Face · 02-06-2017 9:32am

ladiesman216 wrote: »

"I'm holding something they held while masturbating"?

Haha.
You're sure its a phone they handed you?

callaway92 · 02-06-2017 9:32am

Daledge wrote: »

What he said.

What he said.

ianob7 · 02-06-2017 9:32am

What about when you shake somebody's hand op nevermind their phone...

I love Sean nos · 02-06-2017 9:33am

ladiesman216 wrote: »

when someone hands you their phone (...) does anyone else [...] immediately think "I'm holding something they held while masturbating"?!

No.

ladiesman216 wrote: »

Probably not worthy of a thread on its own

Correct.

ladiesman216 · 02-06-2017 9:34am

thank you. exactly as i suspected.

thread can be locked.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · 02-06-2017 9:38am

By the same token OP, most people you ever shake ands with will have had a dick in that hand at some stage.

I love Sean nos · 02-06-2017 9:38am

ladiesman216 wrote: »

thread can be locked.

OP must be locked.

Hande hoche! · 02-06-2017 9:40am

I love Sean nos wrote: »

OP must be locked.

It's five o'clock somewhere.

I love Sean nos · 02-06-2017 9:42am

OP, have you ever thought about that time you came out of Ma's gee?

harry Bailey esq · 02-06-2017 9:43am

ladiesman216 wrote: »

Probably not worthy of a thread on its own but i wanted to ask..... when someone hands you their phone (to look at a video or something) does anyone else get a bit grossed out and immediately think "I'm holding something they held while masturbating"?!

Or am i just a bit weird!

I never thought that way before,but I will now. I do all my masterbation on public transport,but I'm sure people look at nudie pictures on their phones and abuse themselves whilst doing so.

ScumLord · 02-06-2017 9:44am

This threads tells us a lot about the OPs use of leisure time and the devices he uses to masterbate. I like to use a large screen OP so my phone is clean that way, but I read facebook on the bog so you should probably be more afraid of some facebook rubbing of on you than anything.

Daledge · 02-06-2017 9:44am

Or the fact that Ma and Da have gotten it on at least once. Matter of fact, how many siblings have you got?

I love Sean nos · 02-06-2017 9:46am

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

I do all my masterbation on public transport

I wait until I'm at work. There's something about being paid for it that's just so...dirty.

ladiesman216 · 02-06-2017 9:49am

Willing to acknowledge that it was a totally weird thought process, hence the question. And the deserved abuse!

On the hand shake thing, I suppose you'd hope people wash their hands but never really heard of people washing their phone.

harry Bailey esq · 02-06-2017 9:56am

I love Sean nos wrote: »

I wait until I'm at work. There's something about being paid for it that's just so...dirty.

When I say I do my self loving on public transport,I'm also getting paid.I love being a bus driver.

Daledge · 02-06-2017 10:22am

Willing to acknowledge that it was a totally weird thought process, hence the question. And the deserved abuse!

On the hand shake thing, I suppose you'd hope people wash their hands but never really heard of people washing their phone.

Oh it's easy, just throw it in the washing machine. I find Bold Lavender and Chamomile leaves it smelling extra soothing.

Kimbot · 02-06-2017 10:27am

Anyone that uses their phone to watch porn is a Noob.......... thats what the bigger screen tablet is for and the phone is for taking videos of you masturbating so you can spam ladies with said videos.

Now that you know that OP, your very welcome :P

c montgomery · 02-06-2017 10:28am

ladiesman216 wrote: »

Probably not worthy of a thread on its own but i wanted to ask..... when someone hands you their phone (to look at a video or something) does anyone else get a bit grossed out and immediately think "I'm holding something they held while masturbating"?!

Or am i just a bit weird!

Do you think about all the cock your gf has had in her mouth when you kiss her too?

fizzypish · 02-06-2017 12:01pm

If your male and an attractive lady friend hands you the phone then surely that adds to the experience? Lady faps do nothing for me though. If I'm not involved then I don't give a ****.

corner of hells · 02-06-2017 12:29pm

c montgomery wrote: »

ladiesman216 wrote: »

Probably not worthy of a thread on its own but i wanted to ask..... when someone hands you their phone (to look at a video or something) does anyone else get a bit grossed out and immediately think "I'm holding something they held while masturbating"?!

Or am i just a bit weird!

Do you think about all the cock your gf has had in her mouth when you kiss her too?

Or the logs she has dropped off when she is sitting on his face?

Holding someone else's phone

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