The PMT

Jobs OXO

When it's my bird's 'time of the month' it's hellish around the gaff. I go off out with the lads to keep out of harm's way. What is it will lasses and the mood swings and aggression at this time? I've tried to make sense of it but herself hasn't been the best at explaining it. Dunno how women expect equality in senior jobs and the like when for 3-5 days every month they're like a different, irrational and rageful being.

RayM

If she existed, I'd feel very sorry for her.

Rumpy Pumpy

RayM wrote: »

If she existed, I'd feel very sorry for her.

Sir RayM truly understands M'Ladies.

retro:electro

Maybe she just hates your guts

Solomon Pleasant

This should be entertaining.

Sure I'm an axe murderer for three, four days a month and live on chocolate, grudges, and spite. That's on a good month. On a bad month I'm worse.

It's PMS by the way, not PMT.

Jobs OXO

Candie wrote: »

Sure I'm an axe murderer for three, four days a month and live on chocolate, grudges, and spite. That's on a good month. On a bad month I'm worse.

It's PMS by the way, not PMT.

And how could you, as a woman, be trusted with a senior management or leadership position of a company or country for that matter if you're off your rocker 10% if the time ?

Jobs OXO

Jobs OXO wrote: »

And how could you, as a woman, be trusted with a senior management or leadership position of a company or country for that matter if you're off your rocker 10% if the time ?

Obviously I can't and should be segregated from civilized society. Or I was joking.

Can't remember which one because my little brain is too full of kittens and fluffy stuff.

Persephone kindness

Jobs OXO wrote: »

When it's my bird's 'time of the month' it's hellish around the gaff. I go off out with the lads to keep out of harm's way. What is it will lasses and the mood swings and aggression at this time? I've tried to make sense of it but herself hasn't been the best at explaining it. Dunno how women expect equality in senior jobs and the like when for 3-5 days every month they're like a different, irrational and rageful being.

Ok well that's your opinion. And you are coming from where you are coming from. And I am coming from where I am coming from and luckily those places are so far apart we can never ever meet in the middle

You are entitled to your opinion. Fair play.

eviltwin

Amazingly I have reached the age of 40 without turning into some crazy hysterical psycho one week a month. I must be a medical anomaly. Seriously though while extreme pms can be a pain for anyone living with a woman affected bear in mind it's probably a lot more difficult for her.

Persephone kindness

Candie wrote: »

my little brain is too full of kittens and fluffy stuff.

This true for me. And I make no apologies.

Persephone kindness

It's practically a requirement you be off your rocker 100% of the time in senior management.

demanufactured

Candie wrote: »

It's PMS by the way, not PMT.

Oh it's PMT alright... Princess Mental Tension

mikeybrennan

Jobs OXO wrote: »

And how could you, as a woman, be trusted with a senior management or leadership position of a company or country for that matter if you're off your rocker 10% if the time ?

Most of them would be past having PMS

Whispered

eviltwin wrote: »

Amazingly I have reached the age of 40 without turning into some crazy hysterical psycho one week a month. I must be a medical anomaly. Seriously though while extreme pms can be a pain for anyone living with a woman affected bear in mind it's probably a lot more difficult for her.

I honestly used to think that some women used it as an excuse to be mean! Then I had a baby and whatever the little yoke did to my hormones has me suffering pms so badly. I feel guilty for ever doubting that severe hormonal mood swings, particularly low moods, were a real thing. It's fricken hard. I spend a week every 21 days checking myself and my reactions. It's exhausting!

SimpleDimples

I'm not suffering from PMT but you manage to bring about a mood swing and rage in me with your posts!

Cortina_MK_IV

Make her an oxo.

Persephone kindness

I honestly think my life would be way more boring without my PMS.

Jobs OXO

mikeybrennan wrote: »

Most of them would be past having PMS

Well the menopauselists are another issue altogether.

Persephone kindness

PMS makes the world a little more colorful. It's much needed.

Whispered

Jobs OXO wrote: »

Well the menopauselists are another issue altogether.

Really women should be all put into female only communes by the age of 45. We could earn our keep by shipping sandwiches out to the hardworking menfolk and sewing things.

Persephone kindness

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

Make her an oxo.

Sorry..what?

Women are just awful. Can't live with them, frowned upon when you kill them.

Jobs OXO

Persephone kindness wrote: »

PMS makes the world a little more colorful. It's much needed.

Yup. The sheets were certainly a different colour when there was a 'miscalculation' one month.

Persephone kindness

Jobs OXO wrote: »

Yup. The sheets were certainly a different colour when there was a 'miscalculation' one month.

Now i know you lyin ..that happens every month.

Persephone kindness

Be honest there is little leakage at some point every month...it's sexay..

Whispered

Whispered wrote: »

Really women should be all put into female only communes by the age of 45. We could earn our keep by shipping sandwiches out to the hardworking menfolk and sewing things.

And knitting Shredded Wheat, and telling the men that no woman will ever be good enough for them.

Persephone kindness

Persephone kindness wrote: »

Be honest there is little leakage at some point every month...it's sexay..

Persephone kindness

Candie wrote: »

And knitting Shredded Wheat, and telling the men that no woman will ever be good enough for them.

lol :pac:

Cortina_MK_IV

Persephone kindness wrote: »

Sorry..what?

The OP's name... Oh look at the time.

endacl

Jobs OXO wrote: »

And how could you, as a woman, be trusted with a senior management or leadership position of a company or country for that matter if you're off your rocker 10% if the time ?

Sure Trump is off his rocker all the time and he's in charge of a country with nukes.

What harm?

Persephone kindness

endacl wrote: »

Sure Trump is off his rocker all the time and he's in charge of a country with nukes.

What harm?

/THREAD

endacl

endacl wrote: »

Sure Trump is off his rocker all the time and he's in charge of a country with nukes.

What harm?

*mic drop

fatknacker

Haha. Women are slaves to their hormones.
Not like us manly men.

Glenster

WHAT ARE WOMEN?

fatknacker

Glenster wrote: »

WHAT ARE WOMEN?

Women are what girls become when they're being gross.

Agricola

I knew a woman once...........





......but she died.

Persephone kindness

Glenster wrote: »

WHAT ARE WOMEN?

Not telling....

Mountainsandh

Hi. I'm Mountainsandh. I suffer from PMS.
I am mighty proud I haven't killed my husband. :cool:
























Yet.

Pherekydes

Am I the only one wondering what type of bird it is? :pac:

Fratton Fred

its all a con. Its part of those lessons that girls get to go to but boys don't. The ones where they teach them how to syncronise your monthly cycles so they can all gang up on the only male in the house and make him buy them all ice cream.

Mountainsandh

Fratton Fred wrote: »

its all a con. Its part of those lessons that girls get to go to but boys don't. The ones where they teach them how to syncronise your monthly cycles so they can all gang up on the only male in the house and make him buy them all ice cream.

A Mars bar too while you're at it. Zeep. Go. Tchoo. Pronto.
http://gph.is/2oPUmEo

Miss Demeanour

Never p*** someone off who can bleed for up to a week every month and not die.

Cutie 3.14

PMS isn't real anyway, it's only a ruse women thought up to get away with being complete arseholes half the time and eat what they want, and ye fell for it!

Bambi985

Ever had blood gushing out of your private parts for days at a time OP? I'm 31 and still pretty traumatised about my period. It's gross and ick and not cool or fair and even though we as women know it's coming every month, we're still totally like "WTF?" and "NO GOD NO NOT THIS PLEASE NO" AND "SRSY? THIS BULLSH1T? AGAIN?" when we suddenly have agonising cramps and homicidal thoughts and a sea of red in our underwear.

And we do it so you don't have to. So yeah. You're welcome OP.

And then there's sneezing or coughing when you have it. Not recommended.

Armchair Andy

Cutie 3.14 wrote:

PMS isn't real anyway, it's only a ruse women thought up to get away with being complete arseholes half the time and eat what they want, and ye fell for it!

What about when yere having periods?

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Personally I love waking up in serious pain three nights a month as one of my organs bleeds all over whatever the nearest nice thing I own is. It's all worth it because it's all in preparation for the baby I have absolutely no intention of having ever. S'great!

Jobs OXO

Bambi985 wrote: »

Ever had blood gushing out of your private parts for days at a time OP? I'm 31 and still pretty traumatised about my period. It's gross and ick and not cool or fair and even though we as women know it's coming every month, we're still totally like "WTF?" and "NO GOD NO NOT THIS PLEASE NO" AND "SRSY? THIS BULLSH1T? AGAIN?" when we suddenly have agonising cramps and homicidal thoughts and a sea of red in our underwear.

And we do it so you don't have to. So yeah. You're welcome OP.

Are you having one now?

bee06

Sure the only reason I got knocked up was so I could have at least 9 months with no period ... I may not have thought the plan through fully though.

Cutie 3.14

Candie wrote: »

And then there's sneezing or coughing when you have it. Not recommended.

This also applies to that rushing tidal wave feeling when you get out of bed and first stand up in the morning