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purple_rose

Well, has anyone ever come across cock seasoning?

skankkuvhima

Tropical Sun brings you another taste of Jamaica with our Cock Flavoured Seasoning

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greencap

ooooh zesus chrys

HenryHill

purple_rose wrote: »

Well, has anyone ever come across cock seasoning?

No, are you planning on getting some in for the weekend ?

DontThankMe

Yeah I love combining cock seasoning with some knob cheese it's a fantastic combination.

Outlaw Pete

The Amazon reviews of it are gas :P

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dunns-River-Cock-Flavoured-Seasoning/dp/B005KK467I

Teddington Cuddlesworth

It's just a bit of cock seasoning. You'd swear none of you have ever been in the Pen15 club

greencap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE1HriDzlJs

donegaLroad

looks like someone's first language is not English.. my guess is it came straight from China, and the store product buyers at this end were asleep.

Mena Mitty

purple_rose wrote: »

Well, has anyone ever come across cock seasoning?

I don't know about the rest of you but it's been my secret ingredient in my Cock-a-leekie soup for years ;-)

crossmolinalad

What it could be

cock?1 ?(kŏk)
n.
1.
a. An adult male chicken; a rooster.
b. An adult male of various other birds.
2. A weathervane shaped like a rooster; a weathercock.
3. A faucet or valve by which the flow of a liquid or gas can be regulated.
4.
a. The hammer of a firearm.
b. The position of the hammer of a firearm when ready for firing.
5. A tilting or jaunty turn upward: the cock of a hat.
6. Vulgar Slang
a. The penis.
b. A man or boy regarded as mean or contemptible.
7. Archaic The characteristic cry of a rooster early in the morning.
tr.v. cocked, cock?ing, cocks
1. To set the hammer of (a firearm) in a position ready for firing.
2. To set (a device, such as a camera shutter) in a position ready for use.
3. To tilt or turn up or to one side, usually in a jaunty or alert manner: cocked an eyebrow in response to a silly question.
4. To raise in preparation to throw or hit: cocked the bat before swinging at the pitch.
Idiom:
cock of the walk
An overbearing or domineering person.

Dr Crayfish

I always used to see this in Brixton. I think it's a Caribbean thing. Cock soup is another favourite.

Widdershins

My friend tagged me in a photo of a packet of seasoning mix for ''brains 'n' ******s''. Cock is probably like the poultry version of eating mutton instead of the more commonly eaten lamb.
Mmm. Cock!

Senna

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

The Amazon reviews of it are gas :P

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dunns-River-Cock-Flavoured-Seasoning/dp/B005KK467I

Too many references to "just like daddies", bit disturbing.

Dr Crayfish

Mr Brain's Nice & Tasty Pork Fagg*ts is another one

Widdershins

Dr Crayfish wrote: »

Mr Brain's Nice & Tasty Pork Fagg*ts is another one

Oh, that's the one I was trying to describe, above!

Dr Crayfish

Widdershins wrote: »

Oh, that's the one I was trying to describe, above!

I thought so, they sell it in Iceland in the UK, not sure about here

Vowel Movement

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

The Amazon reviews of it are gas :P

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dunns-River-Cock-Flavoured-Seasoning/dp/B005KK467I

My sides are in orbit

Agricola

My mother always said a small hen was tastier than a big cock...........

Guess she just needed some of that seasoning.

Mena Mitty

There's no amount of seasoning that'll cover up the taste of a ram chop. Don't particularly like the wild taste of anything be it pidgeon rabbit or eel, but the smell and taste of anything off the ram and I'm retching for twenty minutes. Gone off topic again...apologies.

purple_rose

HenryHill wrote: »

No, are you planning on getting some in for the weekend ?

Yep, I'm getting cock for the weekend.*



*Unfortunately, the seasoning will be the closest thing that I'll get to a cock.

greencap

purple_rose wrote: »

Yep, I'm getting cock for the weekend.*



*Unfortunately, the seasoning will be the closest thing that I'll get to a cock.

I dont charge by the inch I charge by the foot.

Cortina_MK_IV

And for after dinner...

RobbingBandit

As Patches O'houlihan would say your about as useful as a cock flavour lollipop.

368100

Very salty ☺

RobbingBandit

greencap wrote: »

I dont charge by the inch I charge by the foot.

I'm into left club footed midgets, can you hook me up.