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Oldest virgin you know?

  • 09-05-2017 8:35pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 887 ✭✭✭Jobs OXO


    Knew a lad who did pop the cherry til he was 31 ! What's the oldest you've heard of someone losing their virginity?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Oh sweet....

    Another new low.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭Armchair Andy


    Couple of em landed at Heathrow Airport as we speak.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,249 ✭✭✭magentis


    Sweet mother of Jesus.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Beyondgone


    The Pope.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    The 40yr old virgin, good movie


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Oh oh!! Parish priest?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,279 ✭✭✭TheRiverman


    Ann Widdecombe.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    I'd think his father wishes he was still a virgin


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Don't know but a female friend of the wife has slept with > 100 fellas! Is that a record?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Beyondgone


    magentis wrote: »
    Sweet mother of Jesus.

    Good choice.
    What age did she live to again? :confused:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,935 ✭✭✭TallGlass


    The Virgin Mary


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    Errr... yore ma???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,808 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Don't know but a female friend of the wife has slept with > 100 fellas! Is that a record?
    I doubt if she qualifies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Don't know but a female friend of the wife has slept with > 100 fellas! Is that a record?

    A slow month?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    Don't know but a female friend of the wife has slept with > 100 fellas! Is that a record?

    Went to a Co-Ed boarding school?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 173 ✭✭HenryHill


    Don't know but a female friend of the wife has slept with > 100 fellas! Is that a record?


    No shes just a slag.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,641 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Ann Widdecombe.

    /thread


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭Jack the Stripper


    Surely anyone with 50,000 posts are contenders.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    Don't know but a female friend of the wife has slept with > 100 fellas! Is that a record?

    I'd say she has seen more dicks than dinners.:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    Surely anyone with 50,000 posts are contenders.

    Or 50,000 accounts.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,478 ✭✭✭eeguy


    HenryHill wrote: »
    No shes just a slag.

    If you only had sex once a month with a different fella you could get to 100 in 9 years.
    Not too bad if you don't want a relationship.
    Wouldn't judge.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,261 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    Don't know but a female friend of the wife has slept with > 100 fellas! Is that a record?

    Well that depends. Did she sleep with 100 fellas over the course of a few years, or in a single evening?

    Either way, who gives a ****é


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Beyondgone


    Oh oh!! Parish priest?

    Yer man said virgins.:rolleyes:
    Does anyone read the OP anymore?.




    :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 173 ✭✭HenryHill


    eeguy wrote: »
    If you only had sex once a month with a different fella you could get to 100 in 9 years.
    Not too bad if you don't want a relationship.
    Wouldn't judge.


    Yeah thats still filth.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,478 ✭✭✭eeguy


    HenryHill wrote: »
    Yeah thats still filth.

    Sorry virgin mary.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    How old are you OP?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    im going to stay a virgin to set a good example for my kids


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭nhunter100


    Jobs OXO wrote:
    Knew a lad who did pop the cherry til he was 31 ! What's the oldest you've heard of someone losing their virginity?

    Were you his first?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭nhunter100


    Beyondgone wrote:
    Good choice. What age did she live to again?


    Ah here the bible is just a cover up for a one night stand that got out of hand.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭nhunter100


    HenryHill wrote:
    No shes just a slag.


    Now if she was a he replace 'legend' with 'slut'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,832 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    Don't know but a female friend of the wife has slept with > 100 fellas! Is that  a record?

    Not sure how to phrase this response properly but will give it my best shot...

    Sounds a little but like she was sounding you out to see how you'd react.......... "My friend did X" indeed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,832 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    eeguy wrote: »
    If you only had sex once a month with a different fella you could get to 100 in 9 years.
    Not too bad if you don't want a relationship.
    Wouldn't judge.


    Ah yeah, but you forgot to count Lent. Surely she'd give up the oul' cock for Lent?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,078 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    Your mother.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭Jack the Stripper


    Deano


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,017 ✭✭✭SharpshooterTom


    Me. I'm 30, turning 31 in august. Reckon I might be able to surpass your mate.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    magentis wrote: »
    Sweet mother of Jesus.

    Protestants beg to differ.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,478 ✭✭✭eeguy


    Ah yeah, but you forgot to count Lent. Surely she'd give up the oul' cock for Lent?

    If anything I have more sex in Lent.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,832 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    eeguy wrote: »
    Ah yeah, but you forgot to count Lent. Surely she'd give up the oul' cock for Lent?

    If anything I have more sex in Lent.

    Well it makes perfect logical sense.......with all these young ladies giving up the cock for Lent, there's obviously a lot more to go around.... :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,673 ✭✭✭AudreyHepburn


    Why does it matter?

    Everyone's different, live and let live.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,755 ✭✭✭degsie


    Jorge Mario Bergoglio, he's 80.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,622 ✭✭✭blue note


    Not sure how to phrase this response properly but will give it my best shot...

    Sounds a little but like she was sounding you out to see how you'd react.......... "My friend did X" indeed

    I know of a guy who reached 100 women. My female friend told me. She was utterly disgusted by it.

    I'd like to say I wouldn't judge, but a part of me in both cases thinks that's an awful lot. I can see easily how you'd get to that number if you weren't in relationships, but for some reason it doesn't sit well with me. I think if most people are honest about it they would judge a bit if they heard someone was into 3 digits.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Don't know but a female friend of the wife has slept with > 100 fellas! Is that a record?
    HenryHill wrote: »
    No shes just a slag.

    Bit harsh do you not think? And also a very much outdated double standard. There are any number of blokes with numbers like that and they are lauded as studs and legends.

    Personally speaking i'll take a woman who's into sex over one who isn't every single time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,622 ✭✭✭blue note


    Bit harsh do you not think? And also a very much outdated double standard. There are any number of blokes with numbers like that and they are lauded as studs and legends.

    Personally speaking i'll take a woman who's into sex over one who isn't every single time.

    No they're not! Ask a girl if it would bother her if a guy had slept with 100 women. The vast majority will be majorly put off by it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭conorhal


    Bit harsh do you not think? And also a very much outdated double standard. There are any number of blokes with numbers like that and they are lauded as studs and legends.

    Personally speaking i'll take a woman who's into sex over one who isn't every single time.

    A much repeated fact that's taken as true but isn't. I don't know many women who would date a guy with a hundred plus partners. I don't know anybody that would be delighted to see such a 'legend' turn up on their doorstep to pick up one of their kids for a date (male or female) and I don't know any friends that would consider such a person anything other than skeevy.
    The status of 'legend' seems solely applied by those people by themselves or adolescent fools.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    eeguy wrote: »
    If anything I have more sex in Lent.

    Because of the more frequent masses?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,280 ✭✭✭mackeire


    degsie wrote: »
    Jorge Mario Bergoglio, he's 80.

    That'll be a good story to tell the grandkids


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,007 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    Don't know but a female friend of the wife has slept with > 100 fellas! Is that a record?

    Did you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 487 ✭✭Strong Life in Dublin


    nhunter100 wrote: »
    Now if she was a he replace 'legend' with 'slut'.

    It's like this for a reason, because men have to do everything right to get sex. Where as it's much easier for a girl


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    What is the fascination with the numbers of previous partners someone has had? Its no one's business. All I care about is that my sexual partners are disease free and respectful, beyond that I couldn't care less if they slept with 10 or 100. There is nothing wrong with someone having an active and varied sex life. More power to them.


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