Think i just stole something by mistake

Specialun

Went to the garden centre for some gear. Had my hands full and went to get a watering can and the sprinkler head thingy. The sprinkler head thingy was 6 quid extra next to the can..neways couldnt carry the lot so just put the head on the watering can and strolled away up to the old lady on the till..when i got home i checked the receipt and noticed she just scanned through the watering can and not the sprinkler thing

I assume my amazing good looks dazzled her

Am i now going to hell? Should i expect the cops to break down my door in a bit when a battering ram and armed with guns?

Ulysses Gaze

Specialun wrote: »

Went to the garden centre for some gear. Had my hands full and went to get a watering can and the sprinkler head thingy. The sprinkler head thingy was 6 quid extra next to the can..neways couldnt carry the lot so just put the head on the watering can and strolled away up to the old lady on the till..when i got home i checked the receipt and noticed she just scanned through the watering can and not the sprinkler thing

I assume my amazing good looks dazzled her

Am i now going to hell? Should i expect the cops to break down my door in a bit when a battering ram and armed with guns?

Yes. And you'll probably do 5 years in prison.

Whereas if you had killed everyone in the Garden Centre and set it on fire whilst you stole the sprinkly head thing, you'd have gotten a suspended sentence.

And a social worker.

Donald Trump

Specialun wrote: »

Went to the garden centre for some gear. Had my hands full and went to get a watering can and the sprinkler head thingy. The sprinkler head thingy was 6 quid extra next to the can..neways couldnt carry the lot so just put the head on the watering can and strolled away up to the old lady on the till..when i got home i checked the receipt and noticed she just scanned through the watering can and not the sprinkler thing

I assume my amazing good looks dazzled her

Am i now going to hell? Should i expect the cops to break down my door in a bit when a battering ram and armed with guns?

Ah sure feckin' junkies would rob anything and anywhere to feed their habit

fineso.mom

Why would they be after you, sure you said it was 'neways' put the sprinkler thingy on the can. Let him take the rap.

Ulysses Gaze

Donald Trump wrote: »

Feckin' junkies would rob anything

It's your fault though. Were you not meant to make Irel...or America great again?

alchemist33

The stolen item is called a "rose," people. Just fyi

Donald Trump

alchemist33 wrote: »

The stolen item is called a "rose," people. Just fyi

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet

gifted

Typical horticultural thieving type....hell for you sir...

Good day for the garden though

snowflaker

You could return it, or return and pay for it? Or say nothing. This thread is epic

snowflaker

Donald Trump wrote: »

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet

A slurrybloom?

mikemac2

Last year I read about a family who took charity donations and spent the money on clothes, car hire, flights to exotic Singapore and tickets to the rugby World Cup.

However these people are saints compared to you OP :mad: Tis only a shame Spike Island is closed these days

Donald Trump

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

Donald Trump wrote: »

Feckin' junkies would rob anything

It's your fault though. Were you not meant to make Irel...or America great again?

It shall be done. My wall will keep out those watering-can thieving Mexicans.
The eejit obviously thinks that's all he needs to survive on his illegal trek through the desert is a watering can

Xaracatz

snowflaker wrote: »

A slurrybloom?

Or a poxweed.

Lyle Lanley

I accidentally stole a coffee yesterday. Completely forgot to pay.

Would call back to the cafe but it's on an island. Ah well I'll be back soon enough.

enricoh

6 quid extra for a rose! They're doing the robbing 24/7, say nothing til u hear more!

Beyondgone

It's a slippery slope..this week a rose, the next week you'll be retagging fancy bushes with cheapo price-tags and trying to cod the poor auld wan on the till. I give it six months and you'll be donning a bally and going in armed looking to fill the boot with fancy aquatic plants.

tayto lover

I once bought a rose and lo and behold there was a watering can attached to it.

4Ad

I wont tell !!

snowflaker

Lyle Lanley wrote: »

I accidentally stole a coffee yesterday. Completely forgot to pay.

Would call back to the cafe but it's on an island. Ah well I'll be back soon enough.

Ireland?

Specialun

alchemist33 wrote: »

The stolen item is called a "rose," people. Just fyi

Are you the auld wan on the till

snowflaker

Beyondgone wrote: »

It's a slippery slope..this week a rose, the next week you'll be retagging fancy bushes with cheapo price-tags and trying to cod the poor auld wan on the till. I give it six months and you'll be donning a bally and going in armed looking to fill the boot with fancy aquatic plants.

And be on that BBC program they're all talking about - Line of Duty

snowflaker

Specialun wrote: »

Are you the auld wan on the till

Someone that knows something in a DIY shop- don't be daft!

Specialun

snowflaker wrote: »

Someone that knows something in a DIY shop- don't be daft!

Soz

Xxxxxxx

alchemist33

Donald Trump wrote: »

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet

Get away you, with your "education"

alchemist33

Specialun wrote: »

Are you the auld wan on the till

That's right, and we've got your avatar up now at all the tills on a "Dead or Alive" poster. Don't you come around here again, boy!

diomed

Forget about it. Again.

Chancer3001

God told moses on a mountain (in secret) that it was the 5th most important thing not to steal.

So you're fukked

looksee

What were the other four that put a watering can rose into 5th place?

KERSPLAT!

Did she ask you out?

Gael23

Specialun wrote: »

Went to the garden centre for some gear. Had my hands full and went to get a watering can and the sprinkler head thingy. The sprinkler head thingy was 6 quid extra next to the can..neways couldnt carry the lot so just put the head on the watering can and strolled away up to the old lady on the till..when i got home i checked the receipt and noticed she just scanned through the watering can and not the sprinkler thing

I assume my amazing good looks dazzled her

Am i now going to hell? Should i expect the cops to break down my door in a bit when a battering ram and armed with guns?

What's your address so we can call the guards?

pablo128

Specialun wrote: »

...... just put the head on the watering can and strolled away up to the old lady on the till..when i got home i checked the receipt and noticed she just scanned through the watering can and not the sprinkler thing

Nice one. Thanks for the tip.;)

Here's my tip. You should have accidentally dropped a few items inside the watering can too.:cool::pac:

the_pen_turner

I accidentally stole a 16 amp plug a few years ago.
I was doing a job 2 hours away for a neighbour of mine at home.
he lost the cable to a tool and I went and bought the wire and plugs for both ends.
I put the male plug into the female plug to keep them together . I went up put all 3 on the counter and paid for them .
it was only when I was at home writing an invoice that I spotted that he only scanned one of the plugs.

I felt a big guilty for a while but I paid him what he asked for based on what was on the counter