Ray Darcy Show 1st April 2017

Say Your Number

Tonight is a big night for the show as Jack Nicholson and Tom Cruise are set to make an appearance with music coming from thrash metal legends Metallica.

Ah no.....

APRIL FOOLS

The real guest list isn't as exciting unfortunately

Aidan O'Mahony will be on to talk about Dancing with The Stars.

Michael Harding will be on to give us his unique take on property porn

Mel C will talk about the rumoured Spice Girls reunion and she'll give us a tune too.

Aine Lawlor will talk about her career in journalism and her fight with cancer

Welsh Megaman

ProudDUB

Aidan O'Mahony, you don't say !

Isn't it nice to see a Kerry footballler win something for a change?

Ash.J.Williams

A Feckin kerry gaa Garda... Nobody stood a chance...

Still delighted Bishop got the boot

PeterTheNinth

Well it's April Fools Day and RTE provide the fool.

I'd love to have been in the room when the news was broken to Ray that the show was to be moved an hour later to make space for Mrs Brown's Boys...

"But, I wont get to tuck Tom into his bed".

PeterTheNinth

Ash.J.Williams wrote: »

A Feckin kerry gaa Garda... Nobody stood a chance... Still delighted Bishop got the boot

The numbers were released after the finale last week, and showed that 10 million people voted for Aidan O'Mahony in spite of everybody in the country being allowed to vote only once.

Ash.J.Williams

Ray has been "unassigned"

TheRiverman

Ash.J.Williams wrote: »

A Feckin kerry gaa Garda... Nobody stood a chance...

Still delighted Bishop got the boot

Maybe Aidan's vote was exaggerated by about 900,000.

Evoaps

Sometimes I watch this to see just how bad it is, the line up is so bad tonight I'm not even going to bother

PeterTheNinth

You'd have to think that if the All Round To Mrs Brown's House takes off, then it will be the death of The Ray D'Arcy Show.. They wont renew it next year.

monkey9

Christ RTE really are stretching out that DWTS sh!te. How many bloody times have contestants been on chat shows at this stage?

ProudDUB

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

The numbers were released after the finale last week, and showed that 10 million people voted for Aidan O'Mahony in spite of everybody in the country being allowed to vote only once.

Were the Healy Rae's plant hire company hired to count the votes?

Welsh Megaman

The sighing man.

TheRiverman

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

The numbers were released after the finale last week, and showed that 10 million people voted for Aidan O'Mahony in spite of everybody in the country being allowed to vote only once.

Those f...ing Garda records:rolleyes:

PeterTheNinth

Someone who appeared in a Spice Girls video once... We really do get the stars on The Ray D'Arcy Show dont we..

Welsh Megaman

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

Someone who appeared in a Spice Girls video once... We really do get the stars on The Ray D'Arcy Show dont we..

Ah Pete, we miss ya on the LLS thread

Welsh Megaman

Mel C has really let herself go.

ProudDUB

Yes folks...that's the RTE research department hard at work, digging up aul wans that were in Spice Girls videos 20 years ago. Who cares about knowing more about Brexit, or the latest Garda scandal...:rolleyes:

Welsh Megaman

Never understood why they filmed the video in Ireland, that street could be anywhere in the north of England.

PeterTheNinth

I can imagine D'Arcy's first phone call after he got the news about Mrs Brown's Boys taking his slot...

"And there's nothing I can do at all, Conor, is there not?"

The Talking Bread

For your chance to win this prize.................














Just Live in Cork

PeterTheNinth

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Never understood why they filmed the video in Ireland, that street could be anywhere in the north of England.

Looking at it I thought it was in one of the northern towns... Wonder why they filmed it here?

donkeykong5

Ash.J.Williams wrote: »

A Feckin kerry gaa Garda... Nobody stood a chance...

Still delighted Bishop got the boot

If it was fair bishop would have been in the final.

Jobs OXO

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

Looking at it I thought it was in one of the northern towns... Wonder why they filmed it here?

Ah Eire was cool at the time

sudzs

"Abs to die for....." Ah fcuk off Ray.

walshb

Mother of jaysus RTÉ surely can drag the sh1t out if some of their shows. This pile of sh1t, DWTS is incessantly being rammed down our throats..

The Talking Bread

How about a pushup competition Ray? Great tv?

monkey9

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Never understood why they filmed the video in Ireland, that street could be anywhere in the north of England.

I think it might have been a scheduling thing, they were touring in Ireland at the time or something.

Welsh Megaman

Marks for Aidan's tie and hankie...

sudzs

Are they really taking this so seriously or just taking the piss? ??

TheRiverman

My wife is watching Titanic on Channel 4.It started about two days ago and finishes at 10 45 pm tonight.Match Of The Day for me then,couldn't be bothered to watch the cringefest on RTE1.

The Talking Bread

HOW DOES THAT COMPARE TO WINNING AN ALL IRELAND FINAL.


















He has been asked that exact question 7 dozen times already.

monkey9

Don't compare it to winning an All Ireland ffs. It's only Dancing with the bleedin' Stars. You beat the likes of Des Cahill.

Harry Angstrom

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Marks for Aidan's tie and hankie...

Looks like he made them out of his curtains.

Welsh Megaman

TheRiverman wrote: »

My wife is watching Titanic on Channel 4.It started about two days ago and finishes at 10 45 pm tonight.Match Of The Day for me then,couldn't be bothered to watch the cringefest on RTE1.

I take it that it's this version... :pac:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titanic_(1943_film)

Atlantic Dawn

Do you get any cash for winning it?

Harry Angstrom

Presumably their next baby will be called Mapp.

PeterTheNinth

monkey9 wrote: »

Don't compare it to winning an All Ireland ffs. It's only Dancing with the bleedin' Stars. You beat the likes of Des Cahill.

That's why I dont get this nonsense of him being the one with no experience and no chance. He's a professional athlete with >15 years of professional fitness training. Des Cahill has >15 years of watching professional athletes with a pie in his hand.

Which one was most likely to look like a professional dancer?

Ash.J.Williams

donkeykong5 wrote: »

If it was fair bishop would have been in the final.

But thankfully it wasn't

PeterTheNinth

Ten Pin wrote: »

Next up...

Plank lifting contest

Nah, I dont think you'll get Pat back in the doors of RTE...

*laughs at one's own joke*

sudzs

Ffs, just put the babby in the cot. :rolleyes:

Harry Angstrom

D'Arcy seems to be obsessed with his abs.

PeterTheNinth

He actually looks like an anorexic Des Cahill in that last photo.

1991 pmaC epacS

This is an extremely interesting and entertaining interview.
I am literally on the edge of my seat.

Welsh Megaman

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

monkey9 wrote: »

Don't compare it to winning an All Ireland ffs. It's only Dancing with the bleedin' Stars. You beat the likes of Des Cahill.

That's why I dont get this nonsense of him being the one with no experience and no chance. He's a professional athlete with >15 years of professional fitness training. Des Cahill has >15 years of watching professional athletes with a pie in his hand.

Which one was most likely to look like a professional dancer?

Des was put there just to be the 'wooden spoon' of the show, just like John Sargant, Russell Grant and Anne Widdecombe in SCD.

The Talking Bread

great kid??? He is in his mid 20s??

PeterTheNinth

So it should have been called "Dancing With Who???" then should it.

PeterTheNinth

I thought Hughie came from a GAA background as well?

TheRiverman

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

I take it that it's this version... :pac:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titanic_(1943_film)

It's the one with Di Caprio and Winslet and that Celine Dion song that feels like it started two days ago:eek:

ProudDUB

Jayzus....for all the AI medals and six packs and tangos....he's a bit...dare I say it...dull?

RobertKK

In fairness, Ray asked the question...people were shocked he won.

Ray obsessed with abs.