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Bastard of a wee toe

  • 16-03-2017 12:06am
    #1
    The Backwards Man
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    Stubbed the bastard of a wee toe a couple of weeks ago, wee fcuker is still giving me bother, half tempted to fire up the consaw when I get home, the Tennent's, it does nothing!

    What bodypart would you get rid of and why?


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  • #2
    Barry Badrinath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    Your head.


  • #3
    GBX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,133 ✭✭✭✭GBX


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Stubbed the bastard of a wee toe a couple of weeks ago, wee fcuker is still giving me bother, half tempted to fire up the consaw when I get home, the Tennent's, it does nothing!

    What bodypart would you get rid of and why?

    Is start with your toe.. No point in us all losing out because you're clumsy


  • #4
    mrcheez
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,081 ✭✭✭✭mrcheez


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    wee fcuker is still giving me bother, half tempted to fire up the consaw when I get home

    :eek: sawing it off a tad extreme?


  • #5
    GBX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,133 ✭✭✭✭GBX


    mrcheez wrote: »
    :eek: sawing it off a tad extreme?

    Yep. Leave him at it for our entertainment


  • #6
    The Backwards Man
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    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Your head.

    Listen to Elliot Gould here :p


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  • #7
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Listen to Elliot Gould here :p

    Warren Oates even, fcuking toe is going to my brain!


  • #8
    Jack the Stripper
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    Visit a gp.


  • #9
    Barry Badrinath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Listen to Elliot Gould here :p

    Ive been watching zombie stuff. Im full of ideas right now.


  • #10
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Jack the Stripper wrote: »
    Visit a gp.

    If I wanted medical advice I wouldn't be consulting the neurosurgeons of this parish :p


  • #11
    Prime Irish Beef
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    Go home OP, you're drunk.


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  • #12
    LETHAL LADY
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    Me arse. Could feed a small principality and is out of proportion to the rest of my body. I wouldn't get rid of it totally mind you, just a few slices (think old fashioned butcher's slicer) off each cheek.


  • #13
    idnkph
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 669 ✭✭✭idnkph


    LETHAL LADY wrote:
    Me arse. Could feed a small principality and is out of proportion to the rest of my body. I wouldn't get rid of it totally mind you, just a few slices (think old fashioned butcher's slicer) off each cheek.


    Post us a pic and we will be the judges of that....
    I'd get rid of half me tool.


  • #14
    retro:electro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    The air turns the darkest shade of blue when I stub my baby toe off something. Motherfu&kin f&uk of a fukkidy c#nt


  • #15
    LionelNashe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,961 ✭✭✭LionelNashe


    Ranulph Fiennes deliberately cut off some of his own fingers. I wouldn't reccomend it if you don't have frostbit though.

    http://www.businessinsider.com/sir-ranulph-fiennes-sawed-off-his-own-finger-tips-after-sustaining-frostbite-2013-1?IR=T


  • #16
    Cupcake_Crisis
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    The boobs. They'd be gone in a flash and replaced with something much smaller and more easily contained.


  • #17
    MARTINOZ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24 ✭MARTINOZ


    idnkph wrote: »
    LETHAL LADY wrote:
    Me arse. Could feed a small principality and is out of proportion to the rest of my body. I wouldn't get rid of it totally mind you, just a few slices (think old fashioned butcher's slicer) off each cheek.


    Post us a pic and we will be the judges of that....
    I'd get rid of half me tool.

    What would you do with the other inch?


  • #18
    nacho libre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,380 ✭✭✭✭nacho libre


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Stubbed the bastard of a wee toe a couple of weeks ago, wee fcuker is still giving me bother, half tempted to fire up the consaw when I get home, the Tennent's, it does nothing!

    Harden the **** up, ye wuss :P


  • #19
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    It's broken. Tape it gently to toe 4 and wear shoes that protect it for a bit.

    And stop kicking poor Lucky!


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