Jason Day Hypochondriac

ForeRight

Out this week due to a double ear infection!! Not a normal ear infection but a double one would you believe.
Throw the flu on top of that too for the poor guy.

It's still so impressive that he got through that us open while falling around all over the place like a drunk.

Is he ever not whinging?

death1234567

ForeRight wrote: »

Is he ever not whinging?

No. He's always sick with something, usually a back probelm or some other mystery illness that's really affecting him.

FixdePitchmark

He has a slow play problem too - sport science and medical science have exhausted all efforts to cure it - the carrot , the stick - but no joy yet. Another problem with slow play is it is contagious and many players have moved on to slow play + - Kevin Na , Padraig Harrington.

Please help these pro from this debilitating problem - dial 1800-slow play.


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Hoof Hearted2

ForeRight wrote: »

Out this week due to a double ear infection!! Not a normal ear infection but a double one would you believe.
Throw the flu on top of that too for the poor guy.

It's still so impressive that he got through that us open while falling around all over the place like a drunk.

Is he ever not whinging?

Great thread, lets try and victimise and make a villain out of one of the best golfers in the world right, because he has a few health issues.

Not even a hint of jealousy detected here in this one.

red ears

He has history with middle ear and vertigo issues so id say he wants to look after any ear infections he may have.

the lawman

Really embarrassing thread.

Some golfer gets an ear infection, flu and suffers from long term vertigo and is called a whinger. Must be fantastic to never get ill.

Good grief if you have nothing better to do than don't bother.

FixdePitchmark

Lads I think if people know ForeRight - and look at title of thread, it is fairly obvious that it is a joke. Humour , hint of truth irony.

We can't really have threads all about my shaft is 4 grams too light - my spin is 2400 rpm - "I don't practice but I'm frustrated with my game at present".

Anyway, anyone who says the likes of this;

"In my opinion, I don't care so much about speeding up my game,"

Deserves a bit of stick at times. Because we are the people who week in week out have to watch 30 somethings - thinking they are Jason Day - as they go around in about 86 strokes.

So I welcome any off piste threads.

ForeRight

the lawman wrote: »

Really embarrassing thread.

Some golfer gets an ear infection, flu and suffers from long term vertigo and is called a whinger. Must be fantastic to never get ill.

Good grief if you have nothing better to do than don't bother.

Ok thanks mr serious head

ForeRight

Hoof Hearted2 wrote: »

Great thread, lets try and victimise and make a villain out of one of the best golfers in the world right, because he has a few health issues.

Not even a hint of jealousy detected here in this one.

The only person I'm jealous of is my next door neighbour in his new Daewoo he got on pcp deal.

Try not being so highly strung man.

Hoof Hearted2

ForeRight wrote: »

The only person I'm jealous of is my next door neighbour in his new Daewoo he got on pcp deal.

Try not being so highly strung man.

I'll try, if promise not to be such a d1ck:pac: