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Things you do at home alone when the wife is down the shops

  • 25-02-2017 10:08pm
    #1
    spookmaster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 190 ✭✭


    Anyone else here immediately grab the Kleenex and settle down for a good old viewing of The Notebook?


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  • #2
    DopeTech
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,958 ✭✭✭DopeTech


    spookmaster wrote: »
    Anyone else here immediately grab the Kleenex and settle down for a good old viewing of The Notebook?

    I wasn't expecting the notebook!


  • #3
    spookmaster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 190 ✭✭spookmaster


    FrostyJim wrote: »
    I wasn't expecting the notebook!

    I wasn't expecting it to be so moving. What did you think I was going to do?!


  • #4
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    I , erm , give the dog a biscuit and rearrange my umbrella collection.
    Sometimes I might rinse the mugs from breakfast and put them away.


  • #5
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    Jump on the bed. Forever getting in trouble for it so at any opportunity, I'm bouncing around like a good thing


  • #6
    TallGlass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,935 ✭✭✭TallGlass


    spookmaster wrote: »
    Anyone else here immediately grab the Kleenex and settle down for a good old viewing of The Notebook?

    By Notebook I take it your heading to the owl PH for a good Tom Hank..


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  • #7
    Bullocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,891 ✭✭✭Bullocks


    Just sit and enjoy the silence


  • #8
    KERSPLAT!
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    spookmaster wrote: »
    Anyone else here immediately grab the Kleenex and settle down for a good old viewing of The Notebook?

    Ryan Gosling is pretty hot.


  • #9
    spookmaster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 190 ✭✭spookmaster


    TallGlass wrote: »
    By Notebook I take it your heading to the owl PH for a good Tom Hank..

    Tom Hanks isn't in it.

    Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams are mate.

    It gets me everytime, so sad. Hence the Kleenex.


  • #10
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,441 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    spookmaster wrote: »
    Anyone else here immediately grab the Kleenex and settle down for a good old viewing of The Notebook?


    Well, I didn't see that coming! :D

    There's nothing I do really, I just thought the post following the thread title was unexpectedly funny :)


  • #11
    Donal55
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,023 ✭✭✭Donal55


    ....bring in the other wife.


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  • #12
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Tidy whiteys, socks, Old Time Rock n' Roll = Risky Business dance.


  • #13
    andekwarhola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    'Down the shops' has touching 80s ring to it. Like when people plodded down to a crime-ridden precinct instead of driving to a retail megalopolis in a SUV.

    Where were we again?


  • #14
    da gamer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 909 ✭✭✭da gamer


    The wife came home unexpectedly early one day and caught me 'watching' the Notebook. I had a lot of explaining to do but she accepted it when I told her all men do it.


  • #15
    Four Phucs Ache
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭Four Phucs Ache


    I look at our calendar to make sure I'm not forgetting anything coming up that she more than likely reminded me of a few times.
    If I look at it when she's around I get asked 100 questions.

    Then I leave my key in the front door and go watch the Notebook.


  • #16
    snowflaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,922 ✭✭✭snowflaker


    I live alone.


  • #17
    da gamer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 909 ✭✭✭da gamer


    Four Phucs Ache wrote: »

    Then I leave my key in the front door and go watch the Notebook.

    Ah the old key in the front door trick, nice one. Funny one for you - Had a few pints in me one evening and knew the wife wouldn't be home til later so I thought I'd be smart and use the old key in the door trick. Problem is that I was so drunk I left the keys on the outside of the door and the old bag of a mother in law waltzes straight into the sitting room catching me in the act. Was so awkward but she enjoyed the Notebook after...


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