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The long walk

  • 11-02-2017 10:56pm
    #1
    Dartz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,405 ✭✭✭


    Missed the last train.
    Missed the last bus.
    To book for the taxi

    So.

    Entertain me on the long walk home


Comments

  • #2
    Barry Badrinath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    Watch out for the creeps.


  • #3
    Dartz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,405 ✭✭✭Dartz


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Watch out for the creeps.

    Everyone's been well warned about me sure


  • #4
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    You'll get home quicker if you run


  • #5
    Roger Mellie Man on the Telly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,102 ✭✭✭Roger Mellie Man on the Telly


    Sleep in a field and see if you survive the night. If you don't it will be no great loss to the planet.


  • #6
    MilesMorales1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,431 ✭✭✭MilesMorales1


    Where are you walking to and from?


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  • #7
    Four Phucs Ache
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭Four Phucs Ache


    Try say the alphabet backwards, by the time you get it right you will be home and have a new party trick !


  • #8
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Uber???


  • #9
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCZKZILvE70


  • #10
    Dartz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,405 ✭✭✭Dartz


    Nevermind

    Hitchiking still works


  • #11
    lulu1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,816 ✭✭✭lulu1


    Say the rosary, three hail Mary's and an Our Father and keep looking over your shoulder.


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  • #12
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Dartz wrote: »
    Nevermind

    Hitchiking still works

    Put your cloths back on, it's called thumbing here.....:rolleyes:


  • #13
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,581 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Some relevant book titles.

    The Long Walk by Miss D Bus

    The 100 Yard Dash by Willie Makit , Illustrated by Betty Wont.

    Almost Missed The Bus by Justin Time

    Don't Give Up by Percy Vere.


  • #14
    milehip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 735 ✭✭✭milehip


    jester77 wrote: »
    You'll get home quicker if you run

    Better still, if you lived here you'd be home by now.


  • #15
    Arghus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,869 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    milehip wrote: »
    Better still, if you lived here you'd be home by now.

    Yeah, but then you'd have to live there.


  • #16
    pablo128
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭pablo128


    Back in the early 90s you could hotwire some poor bastards Fiesta and away you went. Feckin immobilisers have that ruined now.


  • #17
    milehip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 735 ✭✭✭milehip


    Arghus wrote: »
    Yeah, but then you'd have to live there.

    Well. Ya gotta live somewhere,and as Cheech Marin says at the end of from dusk till dawn - one place is just as good as another.


  • #18
    milehip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 735 ✭✭✭milehip


    pablo128 wrote: »
    Back in the early 90s you could hotwire some poor bastards Fiesta and away you went. Feckin immobilisers have that ruined now.

    Sure just carjack some pricks Audi in a Mami Vice shtyle scenario, pull up a screenshot of a Cops Badge on your phone and you're laughing.


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