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Riddle me this.....Yahoo milk drink

  • 25-01-2017 6:34pm
    #1
    Icelandicseige
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 452 ✭✭


    If yazoo is a milk drink how does it last 3 months before going out of date...


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  • #2
    refusetolose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,559 ✭✭✭refusetolose


    preservatives


  • #3
    ScouseMouse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,070 ✭✭✭ScouseMouse


    Its UHT treated. Its completely sterile until the seal is broken. THEN you treat it as fresh milk.


  • #4
    andekwarhola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    Don't drink the bottle you just found behind a skip.


  • #5
    Melisandre121
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭Melisandre121


    ScouseMouse wrote: »
    Its UHT treated. Its completely sterile until the seal is broken. THEN you treat it as fresh milk.

    But nobody drinks UHT because it's shíte.


  • #6
    Atoms for Peace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,888 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    Why does sunny d turn children orange?


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  • #7
    Parachutes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 975 ✭✭✭Parachutes


    Atoms for Peace wrote: »
    Why does sunny d turn children orange?

    Did that actually happen or was it all just media hysterics?


  • #8
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Only junkies drink that sh!te. Junkies and infantilised adults.


  • #9
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,316 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Melisandre121 wrote: »
    But nobody drinks UHT because it's shíte.
    Have you ever drank it cold?


  • #10
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Drink Mooju, it'll change your life. Yazoo is gick compared to it. Gick.


  • #11
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Drink Mooju, it'll change your life. Yazoo is gick compared to it. Gick.


    Alison Moyet is on her way over to redden your arse for you.


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  • #12
    PucaMama
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,129 ✭✭✭PucaMama


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Drink Mooju, it'll change your life. Yazoo is gick compared to it. Gick.

    Mooju is the nicest chocolate milk.

    But I get ufit chocolate milk. I think it's uht milk but with added fibre and protein and low fat. I'm lactose intolerant and I can tolerate these.


  • #13
    Melisandre121
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭Melisandre121


    the_syco wrote: »
    Have you ever drank it cold?

    It's a Fr Ted quote, haha


  • #14
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,644 ✭✭✭cml387


    Yahoo are an internet company recently taken over by Verizon.

    Yazoo is a milk drink, and an eighties pop duo.

    Nesquik was a powdered substance which when added to milk made a flavoured milk drink somewhat like Yazoo.


  • #15
    Alf Stewart.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,789 ✭✭✭Alf Stewart.


    cml387 wrote: »
    Yahoo are an internet company recently taken over by Verizon.

    Yazoo is a milk drink, and an eighties pop duo.

    Nesquik was a powdered substance which when added to milk made a flavoured milk drink somewhat like Yazoo.

    Happiness is a cigar called hamlet.


  • #16
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Alf Stewart. wrote: »
    Happiness is a cigar called hamlet.

    Or, a warm gun. Bang Bang Shoot Shoot.


  • #17
    Graces7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    Melisandre121 wrote: »
    But nobody drinks UHT because it's shíte.

    Not! I use it most of the time as I live in a remote area and cannot always get out for fresh skimmed. Love UHT; can only get it at LIDL though .


  • #18
    Eggonyerface
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 681 ✭✭✭Eggonyerface


    ScouseMouse wrote: »
    Its UHT treated. Its completely sterile until the seal is broken. THEN you treat it as fresh milk.

    Which is all explained on the bottle. Easiest riddle EVER


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