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Somebody's after winning 88 million

  • 24-01-2017 9:26pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭


    Well done enjoy every minute of it


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,807 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    I haven't checked my numbers so I'll just assume it was me.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    I haven't checked my numbers so I'll just assume it was me.

    Me neither. If I win I'll give you half. If you win you give me half? It's binding if it's online!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,784 ✭✭✭highgiant1985


    I haven't checked my numbers so I'll just assume it was me.

    Congrats, any chance you could gift me €3,000 :D (I'm not greedy 3k is just to help clear some debts :D I won't... even ask you to clear my mortgage!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,153 ✭✭✭✭dodzy


    Someone's pulling a sickie tomorrow.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    88 million. I'd be laughing all the way to the hoor house.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,131 ✭✭✭Burial.


    Once again proves gambling is the answer. Gratz to the countries latest successful degenerate.


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Well done enjoy every minute of it

    Thanks, I will.:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,455 ✭✭✭davetherave


    Ah fuckit I forgot to do the lotto.

    It could have been me :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,433 ✭✭✭The Raptor


    That's exactly what I wanted to hear. I didn't buy any ticket and I'm not going on holidays anytime soon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 397 ✭✭Carlosthejakal


    Lottery website is down, everyone in the country must be scrambling to check their numbers


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,433 ✭✭✭The Raptor


    Lottery website is down, everyone in the country must be scrambling to check their numbers

    Not me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 681 ✭✭✭Mr. FoggPatches


    It was me. Who wants to touch me?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,433 ✭✭✭The Raptor


    It was me. Who wants to touch me?

    I'll touch you anywhere you want.


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It was me. Who wants to touch me?

    Yeuch. Not even for 88 Million:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    But will it make them happy?

    Yes. Yes, it will.


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The Raptor wrote: »
    That's exactly what I wanted to hear. I didn't buy any ticket and I'm not going on holidays anytime soon.

    And Garth won't be playing here.




    :pac:





    Sorry :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 167 ✭✭Guy Sajer


    It wasn't me because only a fool throws money away on lottery tickets.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    Guy Sajer wrote: »
    It wasn't me because only a fool throws money away on lottery tickets.

    A fool with €88,000,000 in the bank.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,519 ✭✭✭Oafley Jones


    RayM wrote: »
    But will it make them happy?

    Yes. Yes, it will.

    Genuinely think that amount of money would **** you up royally in this country. Don't get me wrong, I'm a greedy ****er but that amount of money marks you out for every lunatic out there. You're talking security tailing you for the rest of your days in this country. Anything under 10 million doesn't seem to attract the same attention. And yes I played it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,271 ✭✭✭Elemonator


    If it was me, I wouldn't be getting up in the morning.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 617 ✭✭✭Ferrari3600


    Won in Ireland. Must be one of biggest Irish winners since Dolores.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 681 ✭✭✭Mr. FoggPatches


    The Raptor wrote: »
    I'll touch you anywhere you want.

    I hate you, kenny raptor.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 617 ✭✭✭Ferrari3600


    Genuinely think that amount of money would **** you up royally in this country. Don't get me wrong, I'm a greedy ****er but that amount of money marks you out for every lunatic out there. You're talking security tailing you for the rest of your days in this country. Anything under 10 million doesn't seem to attract the same attention. And yes I played it.

    You wouldn't have to stay in Ireland. You could move to Monaco or Zurich. Where you'd be looked down upon by the retired arms dealers and global money launderers for not having "earned" your fortune.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,023 ✭✭✭Donal55


    Genuinely think that amount of money would **** you up royally in this country. Don't get me wrong, I'm a greedy ****er but that amount of money marks you out for every lunatic out there. You're talking security tailing you for the rest of your days in this country. Anything under 10 million doesn't seem to attract the same attention. And yes I played it.

    I think if it was me i wouldn't be considering staying in this country.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    The Raptor wrote: »
    Not me

    You probably would have needed a thread on here to get posters to pick your numbers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,088 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    I know it's not me, but I never do the lotto most of the time but did tonight.. the site seems to have crashed (cloudflare errors on logon) so I can't even confirm I do have to go to work in the morning after all :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,769 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    It's me. I'm off to the Bahamas in the morning. I've just bought boards as well, so will be operating it along my own despotic lines as it's sole moderator.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,127 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Well done enjoy every minute of it

    I hope they don't die of heart failure before they get a chance to enjoy it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,057 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    I did 4 lines without the plus for a tenner.


    One feckin number :mad:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 776 ✭✭✭Foggy Jew


    Anybody know to whom I should address my begging letter?

    It's the bally ballyness of it that makes it all seem so bally bally.



  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'd be boring and invest much of it in charitable causes. The people I love would be well looked after. Then I'd build my little (massive) house on a hill in the middle of nowhere. Of course I'd have a Range Rover to bring me to and from.

    What else, a bookshop and em, no a whole house built just for books! And all of the bottles of Blue Moon in the world!
    God I'd be a really crap rich person.

    "So Persepoly what will you do with your 88 million euro"?
    "Well I'll build a house, buy some books and then some beer".


    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,282 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Straight to Vegas orgy with 15 hookers do coke with whatever washed up celebrity I can find then lose €10m at blackjack.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,433 ✭✭✭The Raptor


    And Garth won't be playing here.




    :pac:





    Sorry :)

    Well thanks for that


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The Raptor wrote: »
    Well thanks for that

    Ah jokes! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    Well done enjoy every minute of it

    Some lucky b@stard :mad:


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  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I hope it's a syndicate.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    antodeco wrote: »
    Me neither. If I win I'll give you half. If you win you give me half? It's binding if it's online!
    Half of nothing is nothing :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,433 ✭✭✭The Raptor


    Genuinely think that amount of money would **** you up royally in this country. Don't get me wrong, I'm a greedy ****er but that amount of money marks you out for every lunatic out there. You're talking security tailing you for the rest of your days in this country. Anything under 10 million doesn't seem to attract the same attention. And yes I played it.

    It will only **** you up if you tell somebody. Which basically means driving around in a 99 Corolla so that you don't give it away.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 39,022 ✭✭✭✭Permabear


    This post has been deleted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,520 ✭✭✭learn_more


    Elemonator wrote: »
    If it was me, I wouldn't be getting up in the morning.

    Neither would as as I doubt I would have slept.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Eh it wasn't me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,784 ✭✭✭highgiant1985


    Permabear wrote: »
    This post had been deleted.

    I think they mean they bought the ticket on line :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,520 ✭✭✭learn_more


    Can only hope I'm related to the person who won it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    I hope James Blunt won it. Bought his ticket in Dublin or something


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    That much money would destroy someone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭happywithlife


    Just read somewhere else it was cork


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 910 ✭✭✭BlinkingLights


    Damn! I nearly won it!
    The numbers were only slightly out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    The people I love would be well looked after.


    :p

    Sound ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,893 ✭✭✭allthedoyles


    And next Fridays jackpot is only 14 million . I'm not gonna do it now for a few weeks . Sickened


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    Damn! I nearly won it!
    The numbers were only slightly out.
    same here :)


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