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Next Day Dildo Delivery

  • 10-01-2017 2:56pm
    #1
    YeahItsARealQ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1 ✭


    Is there any way to get a dildo delivered tomorrow to limerick? Would like to avoid going into a store


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  • #2
    Elemonator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,271 ✭✭✭Elemonator


    Broomhandle.


  • #3
    DeadHand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,783 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    Amazon? Anne Summers? Google it?

    I'm morbidly fascinated by the urgency... Can you not find a stop-gap solution in the meantime?

    Incidentally, is this what ye do here? Not doing a great deal to dispell the stereotypes.


  • #4
    baby and crumble
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,512 ✭✭✭baby and crumble


    YeahItsARealQ wrote: »
    Is there any way to get a dildo delivered tomorrow to limerick? Would like to avoid going into a store

    Try www.sexsiopa.ie. They deliver to Parcel Motel for no extra cost, and the woman who runs it is awesome. Not sure if she can gaurentee next day delivery. TBH I'd just go into a store, nobody will bat an eyelid.
    Elemonator wrote: »
    Broomhandle.

    *Mod hat* That's not terribly helpful!
    DeadHand wrote: »
    Amazon? Anne Summers? Google it?

    I'm morbidly fascinated by the urgency... Can you not find a stop-gap solution in the meantime?

    "Stop-gap solution"... not the best choice of words in the situation!
    DeadHand wrote: »
    Incidentally, is this what ye do here? Not doing a great deal to dispell the stereotypes.

    Yeah, because straight people never have sex. :rolleyes:

    Also, it's not our job to "dispell stereotypes". Just like its not your job to dispell the stereotypes about straight people.


  • #5
    Stealthfins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,141 ✭✭✭Stealthfins


    Funniest OP I've read in a while, laughing here..

    Anyone here know where I can get a dwalt drill delivered to Clare, I don't want to go into a hardware store either lol


  • #6
    Ten of Swords
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,380 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ten of Swords


    Thank god you posted here op, you definitely came to the right place

    Hope this helps

    Stag do?

    Moderator: Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender, Vegan & Vegetarian

    Category Moderator: Social & Fun



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  • #7
    magentis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,249 ✭✭✭magentis


    Its a pity amazon are not doing their drone thing yet,it would put a smile on my face seeing one flying in with a dildo.

    Great idea for an amazon ad there,they could film it flying along and coming in to land with the dildo all to the tune of happy by Pharell Williams.


  • #8
    Second Toughest in_the Freshers
    Site Banned Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭Second Toughest in_the Freshers




  • #9
    SILVAMAN
    Closed Accounts Posts: 730 ✭✭✭SILVAMAN




  • #10
    cgcsb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭cgcsb


    Well was the dildo crisis averted in the nick of time? I'm dying to know


  • #11
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,156 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    #dildocrisis :-)

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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  • #12
    Banbha32
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84 ✭✭Banbha32


    If you still havent sorted yourself out ;) .... try lovehoney. Good range, good prices and they deliver really quick and in a nice anonymous brown cardboard box that isnt phallic shaped :)


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