What makes a man?

jimmy blevins

I can look back on a life of achievement, on challenges met, competitors bested, obstacles overcome. I’ve accomplished more than most men, and without the use of my legs. What makes a man?
Is it being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the cost? Isn’t that that makes a man?

Fleawuss

Thank you Mr Lebowski. Dr Kevorkian will see you now.

Senna

Is the answer something about having a special stick that you only use for mixing paint?

oneilla

Man dough

_Brian

I thought it happened after the mummy and daddy did the Special cuddle ?? Is that not what makes people ??

jimmy blevins

Well that's just your opinion, man.

Dravokivich

A man doesn't need to solicit hero status to fulfill themselves.

gobo99

that and a pair of testicles

buried

Shut the f**k up Donny

Turtyturd

'What makes a man do the things that a man does to be the thing he perceives would capture your heart?'

jimmy blevins

buried wrote: »

Shut the f**k up Donny

I am the walrus!

Collie D

If you can keep your head when all about you


Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,


If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,


But make allowance for their doubting too;


If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,


Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,


Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,


And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:





If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;


If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;


If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster


And treat those two impostors just the same;


If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken


Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,


Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,


And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:





If you can make one heap of all your winnings


And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,


And lose, and start again at your beginnings


And never breathe a word about your loss;


If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew


To serve your turn long after they are gone,


And so hold on when there is nothing in you


Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’





If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,


Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,


If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,


If all men count with you, but none too much;


If you can fill the unforgiving minute


With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son

buried

jimmy blevins wrote: »

I am the walrus!

Hey Lady, I got buddies lying face down in the muck just so you and me can enjoy this family restaurant!!!

gobo99

buried wrote: »

Hey Lady, I got buddies lying face down in the muck just so you and me can enjoy this family restaurant!!!

Enjoying my coffee...

s4uv3

A man has a penis.
A woman has a vagina.

Pac1Man

Not this again.

There's more than one way of being a man (or woman). We all know what it takes to be a good person, and most of us succeed to varying degrees and if we don't, we know what we should do to rectify it even if it's hard and we don't want to.

Just be decent, man or woman.

Jim Bob Scratcher

Tall, dark, handsome, high income and a nice car according to most women.

jimmy blevins

s4uv3 wrote: »

A man has a penis.
A woman has a vagina.

A johnson?

Day Lewin

Testosterone. Wonderful stuff.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Initiating a thread in AH takes balls.

hairyprincess

My dog looked like a superhero yesterday. With the wind blowing his long ears back behind his head.

Just saying.

pumpkin4life

Dirty Dingus McGee

Tell me what makes a man
Wanna give you all his heart
Smile when you're around
And cry when you're apart
If you know what makes a man
Wanna love you the way I do
Girl you gotta let me know
So I can get over you

enzo roco

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

Tall, dark, handsome, high income and a nice car according to most women.

That whole sentence is incorrect.
You have a lot to learn my son.

MadDog76

"A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man." - Vito Corleone.

Good enough for me!

Gwynplaine

s4uv3 wrote: »

A man has a penis.
A woman has a vagina.

What does Gok Wan have?

endacl

s4uv3 wrote: »

A man has a penis.
A woman has a vagina.

The average person has a vagenis. And one boob.

markfinn

Ooh! I remember this one!

It's probably the titties.

What Makes a man?

JupiterKid

Why the hang up on what makes a man?

For me, it would be admitting when you're wrong, humility but also assertiveness and the decency to do the right thing.

biko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-WFNbMohTQ

ToddyDoody

Gettin a chung wan preggerz

Dr Bob

Let's ask Dracula from Castlevania and see what he says:

Outlaw Pete

Clothes maketh the man.

steddyeddy

A Y chromosome makes us biologically male. I haven't a clue where I would start to describe a man in the philosophical sense.

pickarooney

oneilla wrote: »

Man dough

Dat man dough dough

hairyslug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c

Tigger

jimmy blevins wrote: »

I can look back on a life of achievement, on challenges met, competitors bested, obstacles overcome. I’ve accomplished more than most men, and without the use of my legs. What makes a man?
Is it being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the cost? Isn’t that that makes a man?

never ever asking for directions

El Weirdo

Senna wrote: »

Is the answer something about having a special stick that you only use for mixing paint?

Obviously you're not a golfer.

weldoninhio

s4uv3 wrote: »

A man has a penis.
A woman has a vagina.

Careful, you'll trigger someone.

previous user

oneilla wrote: »

Man dough

:pac::P

Atari Jaguar

s4uv3 wrote: »

A man has a penis.
A woman has a vagina.

Thanks for the tip.

Stonedpilot

jimmy blevins wrote: »

I can look back on a life of achievement, on challenges met, competitors bested, obstacles overcome. I’ve accomplished more than most men, and without the use of my legs. What makes a man?
Is it being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the cost? Isn’t that that makes a man?

A penis.

El Horseboxo

A big dick. And not just long. Needs to be thick too. Get in deep and wide.

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El Horseboxo wrote: »

A big dick. And not just long. Needs to be thick too. Get in deep and wide.

Phew, though it was about something else.