Which doctor would you prefer down below?

drunkmonkey

Inspired by a stressed girl in personal issues.

When a doctor needs to go down below which would you prefer.

Personally I'm comfortable as a male if it's a woman.

whiskeyman

Thought this was about a preference of Dr. Karl Kennedy or Dr. Nate Cooper

ejabrod

Always a female doctor for below the waist. Male doctors tend to get penis envy when they see it

kneemos

I've had both up bum. Gotta tell ya,I couldn't tell the difference.

Omackeral

I prefer gender neutral bi-racial wheel chair bound doctors myself, with a patch over their eye.

gramar

What about honorary Doctors?

PucaMama

I'd always prefer a female doctor, but I find most gynaecologists are men

The flying mouse

Well now that you have reminded me I went to a New doctor...


I went to the doctor's office the other day and found out that

my new doctor is a young female and drop-dead gorgeous!

I was embarrassed, but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a

Professional - I've seen it all before."



Just tell me what's wrong and I'll "check it out."






I said. "My wife thinks my Penis tastes funny."

The flying mouse

Seriously, it wouldn't/doesn't bother me, as if I that sick to go to one, embarrassment or shyness don't come into it.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I've had both and have found men (at least the ones I've had) to be a lot more gentle than the women

Eamondomc

Old man in hospital after some tests was coming round from sedation and speaking slurridly says to a young nurse he sees, excuse me nurse, are my testicles black, she says, I doubt it sir. A couple of seconds later he says to her again, excuse me nurse, are my testicles black, she decides to reassur him by looking this time, so she lifts up his gown, lifts up his penis with one hand and has a good feel and look at his sack using the other. When she is finished after a thorough examination and look she turns up to a by now smiling old man and and says, no sir everything is fine down there. He, having came to a bit more then says, well thanks for that nurse, I enjoyed it, but can you tell me what I asked you, are my test results back!

jamesbere

As long as I don't get a horn, I don't care really.

Canis Lupus

I don't care and I find it odd that people care. I just want to be made better.

The Backwards Man

whiskeyman wrote: »

Thought this was about a preference of Dr. Karl Kennedy or Dr. Nate Cooper

Anybody remember the vet from A Country Practice? I wouldn't mind her inspecting my undercarriage Down Under if I was under the weather.

Cortina_MK_IV

I'd prefer an Aussie. I hate the way New Zealanders talk.

HalloweenJack

Had phimosis (inflammation of the foreskin) a few years back which resulted in lots of trips to the doctor and ultimately a full circumcision.

Had to see both male and female doctors and, honestly, I stopped caring. At first, it was a bit uncomfortable but they're there to do a job, nothing else, there's no point worrying about it. I got so used to strangers, both male and female, looking and touching my knob and balls that I couldn't give a crap anymore.

harry Bailey esq

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

I'd prefer an Aussie. I hate the way New Zealanders talk.

Especially when,after inspection they tell you that it smells like fush down there.

suicide_circus

When theyre ramming a cocktail umbrella down your japs eye its much of a muchness really

Robsweezie

PucaMama wrote:

I'd always prefer a female doctor, but I find most gynaecologists are men

You see people sympathizing with service staff dealing with c*nts all day, imagine being a gynaecologist.

Goya

The practice I go to comprises two male doctors and a female doctor. I go to one of the male doctors primarily - been my GP since I was a kid, but for lady stuff I make an appointment with the woman, simply because she knows what it feels like so she has that extra insight. That kinda thing matters to me but others don't care - it's just a standard clinical procedure to them and that's fair enough too.

If it was something urgent and the female doc was on holidays or something, then I'd of course just go to one of the lads - and did so actually last year. All in a day's work for him. But I like the personable element - always end up having a chat about other stuff at the doctor's, and I could understand a guy preferring to see a male doc about man bits stuff as he'll understand more about sensation etc.

Cortina_MK_IV

Their final exam is tough. They have to wallpaper a hallway through a letterbox.

PucaMama

Robsweezie wrote: »

You see people sympathizing with service staff dealing with c*nts all day, imagine being a gynaecologist.

And this is why I prefer a woman doctor.

Save the c word for someone else please.

Alf Stewart.

I will always remember the Thai nurse I had, giving me a prostate exam.

"Lol, do not worry getting erection like that, perfectly normal during prostate exam"' she said.

I promptly told her that I didn't have an erection, so not to worry.

She replied "no, but I do!"

micar

Either way, I hate to get a boner during the examination

Son Of A Vidic

gramar wrote: »

What about honorary Doctors?

Read that as 'horny Doctors'.

Now I haven't been in AH much lately, but it seems the AH affect never leaves ya.

bee06

HalloweenJack wrote: »

Had phimosis (inflammation of the foreskin) a few years back which resulted in lots of trips to the doctor and ultimately a full circumcision.

Had to see both male and female doctors and, honestly, I stopped caring. At first, it was a bit uncomfortable but they're there to do a job, nothing else, there's no point worrying about it. I got so used to strangers, both male and female, looking and touching my knob and balls that I couldn't give a crap anymore.

I'm the same. I have fertility issues so have had lots of people examining me over the last few months. A year ago I would avoided a male doctor for a smear test etc but at this stage I don't really care either way.

Probably female
I havent seen a male doctor for a while but their answer to everything is pregnancy
I have a headache
You're probably pregnant
My leg has fallen off and is being eaten by wild bears
You're probably pregnant

hairyslug

Had a medical for a job I didn't get and the doc was female, she checked everything, front and back. Also had a ultrasound on my testicles and the nurse was female. Had a team of male and female doctors and nurses operate on my testicles and never had an issue. As long as they fix me they could be a pirate with 2 glass eyes and a hook for a hand and i wouldn't care.

beks101

I'd imagine the worry about your bits would overtake the worry of whether they were being inspected by a male or female doctor. Sure they've seen it all before anyway.

Where's the I couldn't give a crap so long as I see a doctor option?

RobbingBandit

Hooker dressed as doctor for Me

mzungu

I don't mind, as long as whatever it is gets seen to. It just so happens that its always been a male doctor anytime I needed to get anything seen to. No issues with it.