Trivial things that fill you with rage

Commotion Ocean

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As a step-up from the trivial things that annoy you, let's dedicate a thread to those things that leave us seething with rage.

1. "People" standng on escalators: Stand to one side you inbred, lower-class, scummy vermin. Normal people want to get up and down the escalator quicker. You are defeating the purpose of a moving staircase by just standing there. The whole point in an escalator is to get you up and down quicker than a normal staircase by combining your speed with the speed of the moving staircase
2. Slow drivers who drive slower than the posted speed limit when there's no reason not to drive up to the speed limit.
3. People who misuse disabled parking spots
4. Queue skippers in shops and roads (people who unertake in the bus lanes to skip a traffic queue).
5. Cyclists who want all of the rights but none of the responsibilities of normal road users who break red lights and stop on yellow boxes and weave in and out of traffic but start throwing a hissy fit and getting their lycra in a twist if a normal road user breaks a rule that they don't like. So, cyclists.
6. People who park sloppily. This includes people who drive into the space instead of reversing in. Driving in almost always results in imperfect parking. Reversing in is neater and safer when leaving the parking spot.
7. People who ding their car doors of the person parked beside them.

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Tzardine

People that use more than one emoji

Edit - I see that you removed the extra 10 of them from your OP. May rage has now calmed.

callaway92

Drivers flicking fag butts outside the window while driving.

myshirt

+1 on the cyclists

stimpson

1. Intolerance of other people's culture
2. The Dutch

Spanish Eyes

When some inconsiderate self absorbed twat parks across the driveway and I can't get in or out.

The RAGE.

DrumSteve

People who take too much time at an ATM machine

callaway92

DrumSteve wrote: »

People who take too much time at an ATM machine

People who call it an 'ATM Machine". . .

Beanntraigheach

Kellogg's Bran flakes.
I don't know why, but the mere sight of them sends me into a frenzied, violent rage which can last for hours.
A couple of years ago I viciously assaulted an elderly man in a supermarket simply because I spotted a packet in his trolly.
Luckily I managed to escape before security could apprehend me.
True story

smallgarden

The fridge, people squishing everything on top of each other. raw meat beside vegetables, raw fish bag overlapping into abowl of u covered jelly, just crazy stuff!

Anesthetize

People being wrong on the internet :mad:

failinis

Printers

Turtyturd

Cyclec*nts.

Dtp1979

One lorry overtaking the other on a motorway, even though they're both limited to 55mph. Takes about 2 minutes and really pisses me off

Jimmy Garlic

Painfully slow people at supermarket checkouts (usually middle aged women) who take forever to pack their bags then another age to root the money or card out of their handbag.

Temptamperu

callaway92 wrote: »

People who call it an 'ATM Machine". . .

what else would you call it?

blue5000

Gobsh1tes at roundabouts.

Jimmy Garlic

Parent and child parking spaces.. Having a child is not like having a disability, you don't need a special space just for you... I love parking in those spaces.

Commotion Ocean

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

Parent and child parking spaces.. Having a child is not like having a disability, you don't need a special space just for you... I love parking in those spaces.

In fairness, would you rather have parent and child spaces there for children or have cars with children park beside you in normal spaces?

Without parent and child spaces, you'd have mammy flinging the door open to get little prince or princess out whilst barging with the buggy scraping every car in the vicinity.

callaway92

Temptamperu wrote: »

what else would you call it?

an ATM

HS3

Oh...This is my kinda thread!!! :pac: Tw*ts who think the world revolves around them and your friendship should be based around them and think you're an easily to manipulate numpty.

Sexist mo fos who treat me like sh*t because of my lack of qualifications, despite my learned expertise.

People who use the nespresso machine in work and don't take the capsule out when they're finished so the machine is empty for the next person.

Standing on lego :mad:

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000

N*ggers.

maudgonner

What's a TR?

midnight city

Drivers who don't indicate, they just sail round the corner without a care in the world.

Jimmy Garlic

dfeo wrote: »

In fairness, would you rather have parent and child spaces there for children or have cars with children park beside you in normal spaces?

They do that anyway, even if there are dedicated spaces. I park in the parent and child spaces to avoid getting my car scratched by parents with children.

Commotion Ocean

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

They do that anyway, even if there are dedicated spaces. I park in the parent and child spaces to avoid getting my car scratched by parents with children.

I'm going to add to my list, people who ding other people's cars.

midnight city

Hugh Mungus wrote: »

N*ggers.

It was nice knowing you Hugh and good luck in your next forum. Bye and all the best for the future..

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000

midnight city wrote: »

It was nice knowing you Hugh and good luck in your next forum. Bye and all the best for the future..

Things that annoy me? What were you thinking you racist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFu3XAbwW2M

mansize

Baked Beans.
Slow walkers that manage to take up all the footpath.
People who don't stand to the right on escalators.
Motorists that drive through pedestrian crossings
cyclists
Right wing Zealots
Left wing hippies
shopping centres
People in general

KERSPLAT!

There's already a trival things that annoy you thread and, if needed, a ranting and raving forum. No need for another similar thread.