warning;minimum safe pressure point has been exceeded

1.1 taylor

hull integrity is in jeopardy

Collie D

You're ****ed so. Sorry for your troubles

Duckworth_Luas

It's just an unexpected item in the bagging area.

Remove the item before continuing.

1.1 taylor

ya man fire

Armchair Andy

Is that you David Bowie?

Duckworth_Luas

Clubcard accepted!

CINCLANTFLT

1.1 taylor wrote: »

hull integrity is in jeopardy

Try a compressed tachyon in pulse and then establish a static warp bubble...

matchthis

Sounds like my belt

maudgonner

Stick the kettle on. Nice cuppa, few biccies - enough to sort any problem out.

Also, if it's the minimum safe pressure point, surely you would want it to be exceeded?

1.1 taylor

maudgonner wrote: »

Stick the kettle on. Nice cuppa, few biccies - enough to sort any problem out.

Also, if it's the minimum safe pressure point, surely you would want it to be exceeded?

ya but with this weird moon, i reckon i'm gonna head off and push it to the maximum for seven days and seven nights

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Pressures for tyres

The_Valeyard

1.1 taylor wrote: »

hull integrity is in jeopardy

Remodulate the deflector dish, should be grand.

whoopsadoodles

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Pressures for tyres

What size tyres?

CINCLANTFLT

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Remodulate the deflector dish, should be grand.

Are you crazy man! She'll fly apart!!!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

whoopsadoodles wrote: »

What size tyres?

Regular ones

1.1 taylor

1.1 taylor wrote: »

ya but with this weird moon, i reckon i'm gonna head off and push it to the maximum for seven days and seven nights

I hope your XR3i has a valid tax disc before you depart :pac:

punisher5112

How many blow up dolls have you gone through.

darkpagandeath

CINCLANTFLT wrote: »

Are you crazy man! She'll fly apart!!!

1.1 taylor

Deleted User wrote: »

I hope your XR3i has a valid tax disc before you depart :pac:

classic tax and insurance

1.1 taylor

1.1 taylor wrote: »

classic tax and insurance

that's alright so:D

CINCLANTFLT

darkpagandeath wrote: »

Perfect! That was the exact scene I was referencing!!!!

1.1 taylor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwitxFpk9SM

1.1 taylor

1.1 taylor wrote: »

hull integrity is in jeopardy

How dare you, Hull is a delightful city.

Capt'n Midnight

CINCLANTFLT wrote: »

Try a compressed tachyon in pulse and then establish a static warp bubble...

that's just technobabble, I don't like Star Trek Voyager, but special hate for each and every episode , and there were many many, where 5 minutes before the end it's "Running a Level 3 Diagnostic", and "Realign the Phase Inverters" and or "Reversing the Polarity" and that magically gets then out of a plot hole.


Stupid bad lazy writers :mad:

CINCLANTFLT

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

that's just technobabble, I don't like Star Trek Voyager, but special hate for each and every episode , and there were many many, where 5 minutes before the end it's "Running a Level 3 Diagnostic", and "Realign the Phase Inverters" and or "Reversing the Polarity" and that magically gets then out of a plot hole.


Stupid bad lazy writers :mad:

Which was more detailed; a level 1 or level 3 diagnostic?

Citroen2cv

Warning! Danger to manifold

CINCLANTFLT

Gaseous anomaly astern!!!

fizzypish

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Pressures for tyres

Stress is for steel

Your Face

Cut the blue wire.
No wait!
The green wire.

goingnowhere

Coolant leak! We have a coolant leak.

Badly Drunk Boy

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Pressures for tyres

The air pressure on my bike wheels was at critical minimum pressure yesterday so I had to use my foot pump to fix the situation. My foot pump makes this really loud noise, very like the stabby shower scene music in Psycho, and the sounds seems to carry through the air...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me-VhC9ieh0

Unpossible

Leela: Depth at 45 hundred feet, 48 hundred, 50 hundred! 5000 feet!
Farnsworth: Dear Lord, that's over 150 atmospheres of pressure.
Fry: How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?
Farnsworth: Well it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.

goose2005

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

_Kaiser_

Be grand in the end OP.. (spoilers if you haven't seen this show - and if you haven't, you should!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgaWmIdxU_4

Xaracatz

1.1 taylor wrote: »

hull integrity is in jeopardy

Hmmm. It seems that nobody on the Internet has ever said those words in that order before.

BrokenArrows

goingnowhere wrote: »

Coolant leak! We have a coolant leak.

What sector man. Do you expect me to guess??

BrokenArrows

CINCLANTFLT wrote: »

Try a compressed tachyon in pulse and then establish a static warp bubble...

Dont forget to reverse the polarity and redirect some power.

MarkR

BrokenArrows wrote: »

What sector man. Do you expect me to guess??

7G

BrokenArrows

MarkR wrote: »

7G

God dammit, thats Simpsons sector. We're all doomed.

Ted111

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

and there were many many, where 5 minutes before the end it's "Running a Level 3 Diagnostic", and "Realign the Phase Inverters" and or "Reversing the Polarity" and that magically gets then out of a plot hole.

CINCLANTFLT wrote: »

Which was more detailed; a level 1 or level 3 diagnostic?

At defcon 1 and 2, level 3 diagnostic was more detailed. The opposite for defcon 3 and 4. But not 5. And vis versa.