Cork

Edups

Can't stand it.

Winterlong

Try screwcaps.

Edups

Winterlong wrote: »

Try screwcaps.

Funny man winterlong down there with the boyos

Arghus

I thought it was nice.

Shenshen

I like it for flooring, but it looks awfully 1970s as wallpaper.

gramar

Edups wrote: »

Can't stand it.

Sit down so you langer.

Edups

gramar wrote: »

Sit down so you langer.

Gway out of that now I'll bate you

Dubh Geannain

What beef has Cork got with It?

yeppydeppy

Be well wide you pa'judean!

CaptainR

Throw a wine cork in the toilet at a party you're hosting and be amazed at the lack of p*ss on the ground afterward.

Every man loves a target!

Mint Sauce

Shenshen wrote: »

I like it for flooring, but it looks awfully 1970s as wallpaper.

Not bad for a notice board though.

Herb Powell

Dubh Geannain wrote: »

What beef has Cork got with It?

Only the finest spiced variety

munster87

I like Cork. Clonakilty black pudding, Mitchelstown cheese and Ringaskiddy Viagra.

gifted

We really are the master race.....

bodhrandude

Cork's grand if only they would move it a little closer to Limerick and Galway.

Tom_Barry

Beautiful city. Lovely people.

Dionysis

Mitchelstown or Charleville as Charleville is made in England.

zetalambda

Edups wrote: »

Can't stand it.

I can't stand Butt hurt

tomwaterford

Tom_Barry wrote: »

Beautiful city. Lovely people.

Pity about the accent

JupiterKid

Cork is nice. But some of the denizens of that Southern city have a bit of a chip on their shoulders about Dublin...:pac:

Donald Trump

A big beautiful wall.


Lets build one


Around Cork


And make the whiney feckers pay for it

nozzferrahhtoo

tomwaterford wrote: »

Pity about the accent

Which one They have many, some of them very distinct. Some of them were quite sing song and pleasant and even very arousing on the fairer sex. While some of them were impenetrable nonsense leaving the speaker sound like they were simultaneously chewing shards of glass.

I had a north Cork City Delivery man who brought the dairy products to the Gas Station I worked in during college down there. 4 years I was exposed to him and, quite 100% literally, I never understood a SINGLE word the man ever said.

I basically just nodded and agreed with him for 4 years. And he could have been saying anything like "I banged your girlfriend and mother last night" and "My you have one fecking ugly mug on you and should have been put down at birth" and I was there smiling serenely just going "Yes yes, you are so right, well done you".

jimgoose

I will, yeah!

CINCLANTFLT

munster87 wrote: »

I like Cork. Clonakilty black pudding, Mitchelstown cheese and Ringaskiddy Viagra.

I've tried to get the try the black one... some of them are a foot and a half!

I've a girlfriend from there and so go there quite a lot. Quite like the place myself. Prefer Galway to Cork - but prefer cork to Dublin in many ways.

CINCLANTFLT

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I've a girlfriend from there and so go there quite a lot. Quite like the place myself. Prefer Galway to Cork - but prefer cork to Dublin in many ways.

Does she like the black or white pudding?

CINCLANTFLT

CINCLANTFLT wrote: »

Does she like the black or white pudding?

Oh she likes it both ways. Puddings I mean.

Four Phucs Ache

Was only ever in Cork once, nice place.Had a massive fight with my then girlfriend (now wife) that involved champagne and a pheasant.

Corcaigh84

tomwaterford

Pity about the accent

You're a gas man Tom!