I have no willy

Edups

Advice appreciated thanks

Sweetemotion

Edups wrote: »

Advice appreciated thanks

Get one.

muddypaws

Me either. Its quite normal for a woman don't worry about it

Charlie19

Take up heroin.

Hande hoche!

Strap on?

maudgonner

Become a Country & Irish singer. Wear jumpers.

Edups

maudgonner wrote: »

Become a Country & Irish singer. Wear jumpers.

I'm not wearing a cake jumper. This is disgusting. I want to go home.

Armchair Andy

Edups wrote:

Advice appreciated thanks

Don't get your fist stuck.

jacksie66

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Ronin247

There is an operation you can get, it is called strapadichtome

Tuco88

Your a woman?

Edups

Tuco88 wrote: »

Your a woman?

No it would be easier to explain then

"You've no willy???"

"I'm a woman"

Senna

Are you sure, did you double check?

I thought I have no butter this evening, but I double checked and what do you know, it was there all the time, just behind the cheese.

the whole year inn

Go fcuk your self is redundant !

RobertKK

It is not life threatening, you will be ok.

Edups

Senna wrote: »

Are you sure, did you double check?

I thought I have no butter this evening, but I double checked and what do you know, it was there all the time, just behind the cheese.

Yeah I checked a few times... defiantly nothing there... I do have butter though so all is not lost

Hande hoche!

Is it a case of penis envy?

Cortina_MK_IV

Jesse freed him.

Patser

Tuco88 wrote: »

Your a woman?

Precisely dear Lady! You are if the female of the species and neither desiring of, or requiring of, said appendage?

If you are desiring of one, head to the named establishment of Coppers and loudly declare! 'I'm locked!! ' Hencewith Peniii aplenty will be offered

flazio

Ask Kate Middleton if you can borrow hers.

Stigura

Senna wrote: »

I thought I have no butter this evening, but I double checked and what do you know, it was there all the time, just behind the cheese.

I have a video of a Japanese girl finding the cheese behind ..... No. Let's not go there .....

Edups

Please I am not a woman this is not a joke I have lived my life with nary a willy and I would like advice to rectify this as it is nothing less than mortifying being unable to consummate my marriage.

Pinch Flat

Edups wrote: »

Please I am not a woman this is not a joke I have lived my life with nary a willy and I would like advice to rectify this as it is nothing less than mortifying being unable to consummate my marriage.

It's okay OP you've come to the right forum for some considered and mature advice.

you can borrow mine if you like.

jamesbere

Strap on is the best option, or maybe a cucumber.

Edups

jamesbere wrote: »

Strap on is the best option, or maybe a cucumber.

Yes I tried that but we got an awful infestation of rabbits and a desperate infiltration of a ReviewTechUsa. Terrible.

Armchair Andy

Edups wrote:

Please I am not a woman this is not a joke I have lived my life with nary a willy and I would like advice to rectify this as it is nothing less than mortifying being unable to consummate my marriage.

Pam won't be any more disappointed in you than normal.

Swap hands now and again keep her keen.

Randle P. McMurphy

Willies are overated. Just grab her by the pussy. I hear it's all the rage among the top people these days.

jamesbere

Edups wrote: »

Yes I tried that but we got an awful infestation of rabbits and a desperate infiltration of a ReviewTechUsa. Terrible.

Ah those rabbits are desperate, I hear you can get a cream to get rid of them.

MeatTwoVeg

I'll share mine with you.





Unless you're a bloke.

Edups

jamesbere wrote: »

Ah those rabbits are desperate, I hear you can get a cream to get rid of them.

I believe you're thinking of crabs

indioblack

Randle P. McMurphy wrote: »

Willies are overated. Just grab her by the pussy. I hear it's all the rage among the top people these days.

Apparently it trumps everything.

Olishi4

Its funny because im a woman and have often been told i have "some balls" :pac:

Edups

Olishi4 wrote: »

Its funny because im a woman and have often been told i have "some balls" :pac:

Rub it in.

Patser

Edups wrote: »

Please I am not a woman this is not a joke I have lived my life with nary a willy and I would like advice to rectify this as it is nothing less than mortifying being unable to consummate my marriage.

I fear for you Sire, that in these modern ages, having now even managed to convince a lady to marry you; that any solution we fan offer ie; digital substitution: will lead to no satisfactory solution. Either your good Lady Wife will enquire as to why she is unable to conceive ; or your good self will grow increasingly frustrated at said predicament.

May I be so bold as to suggest in modern parlance that you simply grow a pair...

Edups

MeatTwoVeg wrote: »

I'll share mine with you.





Unless you're a bloke.

As already explained I am not a woman sir

Gmaximum

Stick a finger up your bum if you don't find a prostate you shouldn't have one in the first place

Edups

Patser wrote: »

May I be so bold as to suggest in modern parlance that you simply grow a pair...

DON'T YOU THINK I'VE BEEN TRYING

KwackerJack

Was it always gone.....buy an Alfa Romeo to make up for it!

Did it just disappear? Did you just buy an Alfa Romeo?

Edups

Gmaximum wrote: »

Stick a finger up your bum if you don't find a prostate you shouldn't have one in the first place

Doctor did that once and found George Takei funny story

Senna

I'm finished with mine you can borrow it, it's a Mens Size 5, slim fit

Patser

Edups wrote: »

DON'T YOU THINK I'VE BEEN TRYING

A warm bath, or facing down a foe in a dangerous situation should suffice Sire.

Either that or puberty! Since I understand that within certain cultures in Ireland that puberty is not required for marriage, I suggest patience. Patience or a violent stand down with a Napoleonic man of War should provide circumstance for required droopage

maudgonner

Edups wrote: »

DON'T YOU THINK I'VE BEEN TRYING

Why are you trying to grow a pair of willies? Concentrate on just growing one.

blinding

Do you have a dick , cock , pecker , john-thomas and spherical objects in a sack hanging down from the above .

bazz26

Maybe it's just hiding behind a pubic hair?

hullaballoo

How did that gobshite get on the telly?

paralysed

If I posted this thread, I'd be banned. So unfair

Alias G

You're a ****ing ****

Patser

Alias G wrote: »

You're a ****ing ****

Apparently not, as to the best of our knowledge he possesses neither the tools or the knowledge of the alternatives to him/her self.

Edups

paralysed wrote: »

If I posted this thread, I'd be banned. So unfair

Lel

Away From Home

Hold your nose and mouth, put a finger up your ass and blow really hard.

Fleawuss

Willy-less.