Fruit cake

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly

I evacuated my bowel THREE times on Monday. I was a little perturbed until the missus reminded me of the (half) slice of exceedingly dense fruit cake I devoured on Sunday.

I've just scoffed the other half tonight whilst watching Vincent Brown.

I wonder if I'm in for another treble tomorrow? :eek:

HellSquirrel

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly wrote: »

I evacuated my bowel THREE times on Monday. I was a little perturbed until the missus reminded me of the (half) slice of exceedingly dense fruit cake I devoured on Sunday.

I've just scoffed the other half tonight whilst watching Vincent Brown.

I wonder if I'm in for another treble tomorrow? :eek:

I wonder if we're all going to get updates on it if you do? :pac:

foggy_lad

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly wrote: »

I evacuated my bowel THREE times on Monday. I was a little perturbed until the missus reminded me of the (half) slice of exceedingly dense fruit cake I devoured on Sunday.

I've just scoffed the other half tonight whilst watching Vincent Brown.

I wonder if I'm in for another treble tomorrow? :eek:

It depends, did you have another half a slice(treble trouble) or did you polish off half the fruitcake(stay near the bowl till next Wednesday)?

Renegade Mechanic

Not gonna lie, I saw the thread title and came in with my finger over the report button :mad:

Lazybones

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly wrote: »

I evacuated my bowel THREE times on Monday. I was a little perturbed until the missus reminded me of the (half) slice of exceedingly dense fruit cake I devoured on Sunday.

I've just scoffed the other half tonight whilst watching Vincent Brown.

I wonder if I'm in for another treble tomorrow? :eek:

Sounds like a load of Sh1te to me! :pac:

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly

HellSquirrel wrote: »

I wonder if we're all going to get updates on it if you do? :pac:

Of course!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Jesus to the sounds of things if you poop anymore there'll be nothing left if you. You must be full of it

Tasden

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly wrote: »

I've just scoffed the other half tonight whilst watching Vincent Brown.

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It took me way too long to realise you were talking about the cake and not your partner, I was so confused!

nullzero

HellSquirrel wrote: »

I wonder if we're all going to get updates on it if you do? :pac:

When it all starts you should really grab a stool...

darlett

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Not gonna lie, I saw the thread title and came in with my finger over the report button :mad:

I clicked expecting a recipe.

As it is I dont think ill try to make it as described. Sounds too rich.

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly

Only two movements today. I must've built up a tolerance.:mad:

Armchair Andy

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly wrote:

Only two movements today. I must've built up a tolerance.

Have you tried a pencil?

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly

^^^Should I shove it into my anal canal?

Armchair Andy

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly wrote:

^^^Should I shove it into my anal canal?

Work it out yourself;-)

mad muffin

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly wrote: »

I evacuated my bowel THREE times on Monday. I was a little perturbed until the missus reminded me of the (half) slice of exceedingly dense fruit cake I devoured on Sunday.

I've just scoffed the other half tonight whilst watching Vincent Brown.

I wonder if I'm in for another treble tomorrow? :eek:

Three times in one day? Pfft… I often can go three times by 10 am.

foggy_lad

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly wrote: »

Only two movements today. I must've built up a tolerance.:mad:

I had visions of you changing your username to "Roger Mellick man on the ceramic"

LETHAL LADY

What with Christmas coming and everything OP there'll be fruitcake everywhere. Better make some form of a rubber strap for your flappy hole.