Sure fire signs that...

KERSPLAT!

... we need more original threads. When you have three almost identical threads on the front page

#clickbait
#imtiredandihaveworkinthemorning,painnthearse
#notsorry

The_Valeyard

Someone having a bad evening?

KERSPLAT!

Nah, not looking forward to dragging myself outta bed in the morning but bar that I'm good

mzungu

It is a sure sign that we need a hell of a lot more sure sign threads. Only three? You should all be ashamed.

maudgonner

#imnottiredandidon'thaveworkinthemorning
#smugasabuginarugaboutit


#ETA:probablybanned

The_Valeyard

#icantsleepbutamreallytiredwhydoesthishappen

KERSPLAT!

maudgonner wrote: »

#imnottiredandidon'thaveworkinthemorning
#smugasabuginarugaboutit


#ETA:probablybanned

Managed to read them. Tired now, good night!

Spanish Eyes

Not being smart, but the rate at which threads are closed and people banned/infracted may have a bearing on people being a bit wary of opening so called "original" threads now.

Just saying like.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

What are you all going to have for breakfast?
Breakfast is worth getting up for

Capt'n Midnight

http://www.denmark.wa.gov.au/Profiles/denmark/Assets/ClientData/Images/Page_4_photo_-_Fire_danger_sign.jpg

maudgonner

LexieOnRale wrote: »

What are you all going to have for breakfast?
Breakfast is worth getting up for

Cake? Will we all have cake for breakfast?

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maudgonner wrote: »

Cake? Will we all have cake for breakfast?

It'll have to be carrot cake made with olive oil because I'm on a diet!
Can you get a giant macroon cake?

maudgonner

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Can you get a giant macroon cake?

Google reckons you can.

I'll stick with chocolate cake though. 'Cause I should be on a diet, but I'm not.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I've spent all evening watching dr pimple popper videos so I'm not feeling cream cakes at all.

whoopsadoodles

I am actually going to have macarons for breakfast. And tea. Fancy tea.

I'm going shopping today.

I hate shopping. But I love buying things so I'm willing to compromise.

#hashtagbecauseeveryoneelsedidone

I'd love carrot cake

biko

It's not "sure fire". It is "surefire"

KERSPLAT!

biko wrote: »

It's not "sure fire". It is "surefire"

A mistake on the internet, get on that!!

Annasopra

Spanish Eyes wrote: »

Not being smart, but the rate at which threads are closed and people banned/infracted may have a bearing on people being a bit wary of opening so called "original" threads now.

Just saying like.

In fairness a lot of those threads are started by a handful of people with thousands of rereg accounts between them.

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Joeytheparrot wrote: »

In fairness a lot of those threads are started by a handful of people with thousands of rereg accounts between them.

To be fair she has a point. Start a thread and usually by post 5 you'll be accused of rehashing a thread someone made 6 months ago

whoopsadoodles

Kersplat isn't an AH mod, and when he was, he had a pain in his face with threads being locked.

I've bought things. Lots of things. Now I'm sitting. I like sitting. This shopping centre is fcuking gigantic.

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whoopsadoodles wrote: »

Kersplat isn't an AH mod, and when he was, he had a pain in his face with threads being locked.

I've bought things. Lots of things. Now I'm sitting. I like sitting. This shopping centre is fcuking gigantic.

What did you buy? I still haven't even showered yet. #dirtyscumbag

whoopsadoodles

LexieOnRale wrote: »

What did you buy? I still haven't even showered yet. #dirtyscumbag

For other people:

A kids flash hoody
A lord of the rings saruman pen
A harry potter bookmark
Basketball clothes
A shell that says "shell yeah" for someone called michelle
A book wot you do doodles in

For me:

Breakfast
Running clothes (i know, boriiiiing)
Coffee.

Oh I got the most beautiful hat but that was last night so that doesn't count.

I've still to buy
Make up for my niece
Posh biscuits and macarons and turkish delight
A dress I saw and should have just bought (if I can find the shop again).


Get up ya mankbag.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, you're a poo.

*sigh*

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

What makeup? Are you going to Sephora? I wish I was on holiday. Also, list needs more beer.

Felix Jones is God

Not much originality left in the world,
all the songs have been sung,
all the lands discovered...
and all the shïte topics on boards covered

Btw, how do you know if an area is rough as a badgers chuff?

KERSPLAT!

There's no way I'll fit into a kids size Flash hoody

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Maybe the macarons are for you though.

KERSPLAT!

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Maybe the macarons are for you though.

Oh they better be!!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

Oh they better be!!

Aren't you on a diet though so can I have them?

KERSPLAT!

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

There's no way I'll fit into a kids size Flash hoody

How do you know if you haven't tried?

maudgonner

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

Oh they better be!!

I vote boneyarse should get them. Boneyarse told a joke. What have the rest of us done this morning to contribute to boards? Feck all.

(Also, that arse obviously needs some padding, it's been boney for years now.)

whoopsadoodles

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Maybe the macarons are for you though.

The macarons are for no one but me.

No one.

Sephora yes. Eyeshadows. I dunno. I love sephora but haven't a clue what to be doing.

They try selling you stuff and I'm like yeh I don't wear lipstick and I don't wear mascara and oh no no I'm just looking at the contouring palette but I'd never have the balls to buy one. Then you see them looking at you wondering what you're even doing here. Then I leave.

KERSPLAT!

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Aren't you on a diet though so can I have them?

I am on a diet, a macaron diet.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Look at the Anastasia BH modern renaissance palette. If you're looking for a contour palette, look at that range too. Don't buy the cream contour, get the powder. Also, a real beauty blender (not the imitation ones)

Now how about that macaron?!

whoopsadoodles

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Look at the Anastasia BH modern renaissance palette. If you're looking for a contour palette, look at that range too. Don't buy the cream contour, get the powder. Also, a real beauty blender (not the imitation ones)

Now how about that macaron?!

You speaky de engrish?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

whoopsadoodles wrote: »

You speaky de engrish?

Just helping a brotha out in Sephora/living my life through you today.

whoopsadoodles

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Just helping a brotha out in Sephora/living my life through you today.

I see words I understand but when they're all together my brain goes fuzzy.

Is Anastasia a brand?

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Won't lie, rack distracts from the hats loveliness, and I'm straight.

whoopsadoodles

Whoops.

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whoopsadoodles wrote: »

I see words I understand but when they're all together my brain goes fuzzy.

Is Anastasia a brand?

Yeah Anastasia Beverly Hills is a brand, you can't get it over here. They have really good eyebrow products (I don't know what you're into, if you fill in your brows look at the brow wiz (pencil) or dipbrow pomode (gel, put it on with a brush). They have an unreal eyeshadow palette called modern reinascance (spelling is off obvs) which is serious. If you want to try contouring but are nervous ABH have nice contouring palettes, just stick to powder and not cream. Cream is much harder to work with.

Too faced brand is nice too, and Kat Von D.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

whoopsadoodles wrote: »

Whoops.

Not a bad shot now to be fair to you

KERSPLAT!

I can still see

Can we turn this thread into a "Convince KERSPLAT! to wear a child's Flash t-shirt!" theme?

maudgonner

Deleted User wrote: »

Can we turn this thread into a "Convince KERSPLAT! to wear a child's Flash t-shirt!" theme?

Word of warning KERSPLAT!: Make sure the child isn't wearing the Flash t-shirt when you attempt to get it on, try it on see if you can fit into it.

Oh Jeez, there's no way to phrase that safely, is there?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I don't know him but I doubt he'd take a lot of convincing?

Skylinehead

State of yis

whoopsadoodles

I didn't know what a beauty blender was when I read Lexie's post, until I walked into the shop and there was a whole beauty blender section. Naturally I now needed one despite not having a clue why.

For anyone who doesn't know, it's an egg shaped sponge. For putting make up on apparently. And it's not bloody cheap. I better look like a model after this.

s4uv3

whoopsadoodles wrote: »

I didn't know what a beauty blender was when I read Lexie's post, until I walked into the shop and there was a whole beauty blender section. Naturally I now needed one despite not having a clue why.

For anyone who doesn't know, it's an egg shaped sponge. For putting make up on apparently. And it's not bloody cheap. I better look like a model after this.

You can get two for a tenner in Sligo :pac:

whoopsadoodles

s4uv3 wrote: »

You can get two for a tenner in Sligo :pac:

Real ones? Lexie said they had to be the real one. I assume she means the actual "beauty blender" brand.

Now that I know what they are I've seen them in penneys for a euro or two.

s4uv3

whoopsadoodles wrote: »

Real ones? Lexie said they had to be the real one. I assume she means the actual "beauty blender" brand.

Now that I know what they are I've seen them in penneys for a euro or two.

No, they're technic I think. I dunno. Now I'm lost. I haven't a breeze what they're for, I'm still all excited at the discovery of putting on foundation with a brush rather than my fingers