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Car lover admits to having sex with van

drunkmonkey · 2016-10-29 19:36:43

And no he didn't put it where you think:) Lucky it wasn't a penalty point offence... http://nypost.com/2016/10/29/car-lover-admits-to-having-sex-with-van/

29-10-2016 7:36pm

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drunkmonkey

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And no he didn't put it where you think:)

Lucky it wasn't a penalty point offence...

http://nypost.com/2016/10/29/car-lover-admits-to-having-sex-with-van/

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#2 29-10-2016 7:38pm

Cyril T Squirrel

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Thought this would be in Germany.

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#3 29-10-2016 7:39pm

Mr. FoggPatches

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Who here can say they haven't?

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#4 29-10-2016 7:47pm

vandriver

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Morrison?

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#5 29-10-2016 7:53pm

Agricola

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Now I realize what the Car Throttle fist test is all about. :eek:

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#6 29-10-2016 9:11pm

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Dunno what to think of that

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#7 29-10-2016 9:49pm

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What age was the van?

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#8 29-10-2016 9:53pm

XR3i

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a rusty green '79 hi-ace pick up, 1600cc petrol, will never forget her

you could start her with a spoon

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#9 29-10-2016 10:14pm

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Now I love cars but I don't think I'd be thinking like that. Maybe I'll marry my car you can call me Mrs Volvo

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#10 30-10-2016 12:21am

Summer wind

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Sweet Jesus just when you think you've heard it all. The poor van:D

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#11 30-10-2016 12:22am

Donal55

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Autosport wrote: »

Now I love cars but I don't think I'd be thinking like that. Maybe I'll marry my car you can call me Mrs Volvo

Mrs. Vulva more like.

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#12 30-10-2016 12:23am

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Van flashed him first.

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#13 30-10-2016 8:52am

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Probably thought it was an escort

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#14 30-10-2016 10:52am

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Jayyyys the hack of him! Was he watching some bang bus and got the wrong idea? :P

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#15 30-10-2016 12:27pm

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just as well the radiator fan didn't kick in.

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