Operations BDIE perform a robbery to take advantage of the Gardai Strikes.

Mr.Crinklewood

The forthcoming Gardai strike will leave banks, post offices and cash deliveries more susceptible to robbery.

The collective force of Boards.ie should take advantage of this situation and perform a robbery.

If too many people are in on this leaks and in fighting are more likely, therefore I call upon a total of 12 boardies to get involved.

What do we need to terms of manpower and hardware?

Manpower

Man with a plan - I'm claiming that spot.

Drivers x 3.

Funny guy.

Guy who'll overthrow (and probably kill ) the man with a plan.

Two guys who are involved with the same woman.

Psycho guy who'll influence people to hand over money.

Hot chic.

Safe housea x 2.

Hardware

Cars x 2 - for the getaway
Weapons - to influence people.
Edible clothes - to ger rid of evidence.
Balaclavas see good looking or ugly thread.
Lemon Curd.


Now we need a target, @and people to fill the roles above.

Edit - we also need to keep this between ourselves and keep things low key.

Shannon757

I'll have you overthrown by dinnertime.

Arsemageddon

Why do we need 3 drivers if we only have 2 getaway cars?

tayto lover

Arsemageddon wrote: »

Why do we need 3 drivers if we only have 2 getaway cars?

In case one of them catches the Blue Flu of course.

Ted111

You'll need a computer hacker guy.
He'll have glasses, be a nerd but possesses sardonic sense of humour.
Types very fast with an accompanying idiosyncratic pen twirling through
his fingers. He'll always be facing a command line interface. Often
under pressure with progress bars indicating he's on the verge of being
caught.
Will inevitably jump ship when the job starts to go down the pan.

Mr.Crinklewood

Arsemageddon wrote: »

Why do we need 3 drivers if we only have 2 getaway cars?

In case one cries off, gets injured or is one of the Two guys who are involved with the same woman.


Edit - you are not being accepted on the pre selection list.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

I'm telling!

Mr.Crinklewood

Harper Big Sensibility wrote: »

I'm telling!

No.evidence.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

No.evidence.

Then why the need to keep it hush hush?

You're banged to rights. The games up. Let's pack it in before anybody gets hurt.

Arsemageddon

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

In case one cries off, gets injured or is one of the Two guys who are involved with the same woman.


Edit - you are not being accepted on the pre selection list.

Who you trying to get crazy with esse? Don't you know I'm loco?

Mr.Crinklewood

Harper Big Sensibility wrote: »

Then why the need to keep it hush hush?

You're banged to rights. The games up. Let's pack it in before anybody gets hurt.

Keep it hush hush so they don't suspect us when we are spending th money.

BalcombeSt4

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

The forthcoming Gardai strike will leave banks, post offices and cash deliveries more susceptible to robbery.

The collective force of Boards.ie should take advantage of this situation and perform a robbery.

If too many people are in on this leaks and in fighting are more likely, therefore I call upon a total of 12 boardies to get involved.

What do we need to terms of manpower and hardware?

Manpower

Man with a plan - I'm claiming that spot.

Drivers x 3.

Funny guy.

Guy who'll overthrow (and probably kill ) the man with a plan.

Two guys who are involved with the same woman.

Psycho guy who'll influence people to hand over money.

Hot chic.

Safe housea x 2.

Hardware

Cars x 2 - for the getaway
Weapons - to influence people.
Edible clothes - to ger rid of evidence.
Balaclavas see good looking or ugly thread.
Lemon Curd.


Now we need a target, @and people to fill the roles above.

Edit - we also need to keep this between ourselves and keep things low key.

I'll do it aslong as the fund go to supplying weapons for Republicans. I don't want to be involved it criminal activity.

But your plan sounds like the script to Resevoir Dogs at the moment,

Ted111

Harper Big Sensibility wrote: »

Then why the need to keep it hush hush?

You're banged to rights. The games up. Let's pack it in before anybody gets hurt.

We have your wife Harper Big Sensibility.

If you talk - we'll let her live.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Ted111 wrote: »

We have your wife Srameen.

If you talk - we'll let her live.

If you really had her you'd be paying me to take her off your hands.

corner of hells

BalcombeSt4 wrote: »

I'll do it aslong as the fund go to supplying weapons for Republicans. I don't want to be involved it criminal activity.

But your plan sounds like the script to Resevoir Dogs at the moment,

To keep things fair , we should give half to the democrats.

Widdershins

Can I be the Hot Chick and a Driver?

You have to convince me to leave me new, clean, respectable life to go into this heist with you.

Mr.Crinklewood

Widdershins wrote: »

Can I be the Hot Chick and a Driver?

You have to convince me to leave me new, clean, respectable life to go into this heist with you.

You can be the hot chick, but definitely not the driver.

(Unless you are willing to get caught (when you stall the engine ) and take the fall for the rest of the team.

We will reward you when you're released.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Hardware

You mean shotguns? Like, guns that fire shots?

I could be the brains of the operation.

Timberrrrrrrr

I'd love to help but I'm washing my hair that day.

suicide_circus

As research i'm gonna watch Heat and the Oceans 11 franchise, will report back

Mr.Crinklewood

suicide_circus wrote: »

As research i'm gonna watch Heat and the Oceans 11 franchise, will report back

No need.

You're in.