The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

Sir Osis of Liver.

What do ye think?Nothing unreasonable there if you ask me.
I'd even go as far to say they're more interesting than those crusty old Ten Commandments.

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show them respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.

Anton LaVey

dd972

12. Start threads about Travellers and LGBT people on boards.ie.

Son Of A Vidic

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Do not harm little children.

I would have thought that was top of the Satanic to-do list.

Hande hoche!

Poor Anton always resembled a baddie in a sci-fi film.

tomwaterford

Do not approach me to talk etc before 8am if it's completely necessary. ...bring tea

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000

About as valid as the 10 commandments...

...aka not really..

jimmy blevins

What is the mating signal?

Speedwell

Oh, old LaVey's game. Piffle. I vastly prefer The Satanic Temple's version (you know, the jokers who built the statue of a benevolent Baphomet to troll the American fundamentalists who insist on placing crosses and Ten Commandments tablets all over public, ostensibly secular, land).

— One should strive to act with compassion and empathy towards all creatures in accordance with reason.
— The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.
— One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.
— The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo your own.
— Beliefs should conform to our best scientific understanding of the world. We should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit our beliefs.
— People are fallible. If we make a mistake, we should do our best to rectify it and resolve any harm that may have been caused.
— Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.

endacl

Anton LaVey was a bit of a tool...

Akrasia

Son Of A Vidic wrote: »

I would have thought that was top of the Satanic to-do list.

Nope, that's Catholics

GeneralVanilla

...theres a sub-clause for streaming films and box sets I take it ?

Sir Osis of Liver.

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy...
...
If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.

Worry loada cock. Dunno who he is but bet he couldn't knock snow off a rope.