70 Year Old Man Prefers Prison To his Nagging Wife And Home.

Laika123

I was just reading this morning about a 70 Year old man in Kansas, USA that had an argument with his wife, following the argument he did what most of us would do, rob a bank.

Well he didn't really rob a bank, but that's what he's charged with, he gave the bank clerk a note saying he had a gun and wanted the money, the clerk handed over $3,000 and the man sat in the lobby waiting to be arrested, as he'd prefer prison to his nagging wife.
http://kfor.com/2016/09/07/investigators-disgruntled-husband-robs-bank-to-spite-wife/

How far would you go to get away from your nagging oul biddy?

El Weirdo

Laika123 wrote: »

I was just reading this morning about a 70 Year old man in Kansas, USA that had an argument with his wife, following the argument he did what most of us would do, rob a bank.

Well he didn't really rob a bank, but that's what he's charged with, he gave the bank clerk a note saying he had a gun and wanted the money, the clerk handed over $3,000 and the man sat in the lobby waiting to be arrested, as he'd prefer prison to his nagging wife.
http://kfor.com/2016/09/07/investigators-disgruntled-husband-robs-bank-to-spite-wife/

How far would you go to get away from your nagging oul biddy?

Could he not just have done what any normal person would've done and gone to the pub?

Tabnabs

I'm just popping out for a packet of cigarettes and a pint of milk...

silverharp

might try that when im 80. cheaper than a nursing home.

somesoldiers

Norman Stanley Fletcher?

briany

Laika123 wrote: »

I was just reading this morning about a 70 Year old man in Kansas, USA that had an argument with his wife, following the argument he did what most of us would do, rob a bank.

Well he didn't really rob a bank, but that's what he's charged with, he gave the bank clerk a note saying he had a gun and wanted the money, the clerk handed over $3,000 and the man sat in the lobby waiting to be arrested, as he'd prefer prison to his nagging wife.

That just sounds like a sort of nervous breakdown.

...And Justice

briany wrote: »

That just sounds like a sort of nervous breakdown.

She must be an insufferable geebag.

The flying mouse

Rather be a bitch on the outside than to some homes in a cell bro


Said in my best erm coloured take off.

Laika123

The flying mouse wrote: »

Rather be a bitch on the outside than to some homes in a cell bro


Said in my best erm coloured take off.

Prison Bitch Lyrics

they say our love is taboo
that what were doing is wrong
but i dont care what they say cause my love is so strong
they tell us we should be ashamed
were not husband and wife
but i cherish each moment with you
im so glad your in my life

verse:
your my prison bitch
my prison bitch your not like other men
i'm glad we share a prison cell when lights go out at ten
i cant escape the way i feel now that well be a crime
as long as i am doing you i dont mind doing time
cause your my
prison bitch
my prison bitch
and i have no regrets, i got you for a candy bar and a pack of cigarettes
at first you were resistant but now you are my friend
i knew that i would get you in the end

chorus:
prison bitch
prison bitch
i guess that you were sent from up-above
yeah!
prison bitch
prison bitch
and now you are my prisoner of love

(verse 2:prison bitch)
im your prison bitch
your prison bitch
and your a sex machine
i only had but one request
how bout some vasaline(shut up!!!)
im tired of this prison cell
i need to get away, they sentence me to seven years
not seven times a day
im your prison bitch
your prison bitch
you nympho-maniac(come here!)
i really hate these knockers that you tattoo'd on my back
i fought that i could break away
but now im loosing hope
and god im tired of picking up the soap

bend over prison bitch!!(oo ooh oo)
prison bitch!(doo ooh oo)
turn out the lights cause i can hardly wait
prison bitch!(doo ooh oo)
prison bitch!(doo ooh oo)
when i get out im ready to go straight!

(verse 3:)
your my prison bitch
my prison bitch
I'll never say goodbye
your not like all the others
to bad they had to die...

prison bitch:
on second thought i think ill stay if you want me to-ooo
your prison bitch is never leaving you!

outro:
at first you were my cell mate but now your my soul mate
come here come here baby!!come here!
(bitch:)o no not again (rrr)
now i know why they call you a "HARDENED" criminal
hang on you're about to find why they call this the pokey!!!

oooooooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrLRe6bpMfU

Vic_08

The flying mouse wrote: »

Rather be a bitch on the outside than to some homes in a cell bro

He's 70, even in prison I doubt the homes will be lining up.

DEFTLEFTHAND

There's nothing funny about weak men being sexually brutalised in prison.

The rates of rape in men's prisons in the USA are utterly shocking. Once it's been determined after a couple of weeks observation that a prisoner is weak he should be transferred to a separate unit.

They need to segregate prisons into alpha and beta sections.

Laika123

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

There's nothing funny about weak men being sexually brutalised in prison.

The rates of rape in men's prisons in the USA are utterly shocking. Once it's been determined after a couple of weeks observation that a prisoner is weak he should be transferred to a separate unit.

They need to segregate prisons into alpha and beta sections.

Maybe he should have told his Missus to feck-off.

BrokenArrows

Laika123 wrote: »

Maybe he should have told his Missus to feck-off.

At the very least he should have tried to get away and spend some of the money. Same difference, hes getting charged with the same crime.

Laika123

BrokenArrows wrote: »

At the very least he should have tried to get away and spend some of the money. Same difference, hes getting charged with the same crime.

His getaway zimmer frame had a puncture.

Olishi4

I wonder if the wife got a chance to nag him about it before he was arrested!

Seriously, sounds a bit odd, there was probably more to it, maybe some financial worries too. I think there was another man who did something similar so that he could avail of prison healthcare a couple of years ago.

lawlolawl

Can you imagine working all your life, getting married, raising however many kids then you finally get to retire and you are rewarded with being stuck with an ****ing auld wan.

Auld wans are terrible, pointless yokes altogether.

Fair play to this man.

Mod: Banned

DEFTLEFTHAND

lawlolawl wrote: »

Can you imagine working all your life, getting married, raising however many kids then you finally get to retire and you are rewarded with being stuck with an ****ing auld wan.

Auld wans are terrible, pointless yokes altogether.

Fair play to this man.

Life is about making sacrifices. She might be a worn out old bag now but she gave him a family. He should have tried to tough it out like a man.

Winterlong

He had the balls to rob a bank but not to leave his wife?!
Its an asylum he needs, not a jail.

...And Justice

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Life is about making sacrifices. She might be a worn out old bag now but she gave him a family. He should have tried to tough it out like a man.

Well maybe he was sick of her chasing him around saying "LICK ME RASHER, LICK ME RASHER!!!!"

Olishi4

In fairness, he could have been going through years of domestic abuse and just had enough. Who knows!

It does seem like a very drastic thing to do.

Laika123

...And Justice wrote: »

Well maybe he was sick of her chasing him around saying "LICK ME RASHER, LICK ME RASHER!!!!"

Yeah I'd prefer prison.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poRpi06nLoc

...And Justice

Laika123 wrote: »

Yeah I'd prefer prison.E]

That's exactly what I was thinking of.

lawlolawl

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Life is about making sacrifices. She might be a worn out old bag now but she gave him a family. He should have tried to tough it out like a man.

Meh. I'd sooner take the Mick Jagger route. Ride some 22 year old for a few years then throw a few quid at her to go away and replace her with a newer model.

Once a woman hits menopause you may as well just be hanging around with a really cunty dude. Imagine still being stuck with some broad whose uterus flew out her pant leg back in 1998 when she sneezed one time :eek:

Sorry gals, you have a real limited shelf life. Make the best of it.

Mod: Banned

ceadaoin.

lawlolawl wrote: »

Meh. I'd sooner take the Mick Jagger route. Ride some 22 year old for a few years then throw a few quid at her to go away and replace her with a newer model.

Once a woman hits menopause you may as well just be hanging around with a really cunty dude. Imagine still being stuck with some broad whose uterus flew out her pant leg back in 1998 when she sneezed one time :eek:

Sorry gals, you have a real limited shelf life. Make the best of it.

Thanks for letting us know. Here I was thinking I was a human being and not a product to be discarded when I've past my use by date. Getting ideas above my station so I was!

Peregrine

Locked for review.

Peregrine

Sorry for the time taken.

lawlolawl banned for misogyny. This isn't a thread to get digs into women.

No more 'jokes' about prison rape. Any such posts will be actioned.

Mod

mickrock

Laika123 wrote: »

he gave the bank clerk a note saying he had a gun and wanted the money,

For anyone wanting to try this, make sure you write the note out very clearly or something like this might happen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UHOgkDbVqc

HensVassal

Laika123 wrote: »

I was just reading this morning about a 70 Year old man in Kansas, USA that had an argument with his wife, following the argument he did what most of us would do, rob a bank.

Well he didn't really rob a bank, but that's what he's charged with, he gave the bank clerk a note saying he had a gun and wanted the money, the clerk handed over $3,000 and the man sat in the lobby waiting to be arrested, as he'd prefer prison to his nagging wife.
http://kfor.com/2016/09/07/investigators-disgruntled-husband-robs-bank-to-spite-wife/

How far would you go to get away from your nagging oul biddy?

3 squares a day...all the sleep he wants, a few old duffers to play cards with and being too old to have to be the cell block Alpha male....doesn't seem too bad

Depp

A ban for ''misogyny'' and a ''here, dont be at that lads'' for explicit rape jokes and even a funny little song to go with them, the bias in after hours is gone to the dogs, can only imagine the furore if similar jokes were made about other sexes!