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Great TV lines

  • 03-09-2016 11:07am
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    I was watching Sopranos last night. Tony is at doctors office

    "Cunilingus and psychiatry brought us to this!"

    I almost spit my Barolo. Which is you best one line from a tv show?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 414 melon_collie
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    There was a great line from the TV series 'Billions' a few weeks ago. There is a heated argument between Damien Lewis' character and Paul Giamatti's character. Giamatti says: ' there's only one thing more dangerous than a guy who has unlimited resources . . And that's a guy who has nothing to lose.'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 348 holy guacamole
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    From The Wire:

    Bunk: "I'm just a humble motherf**ker with a big-ass dick".

    Lester: "You give yourself too much credit".

    Bunk: "Okay then. I ain't that humble."


  • Posts: 2,799 [Deleted User]
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    From The Wire:

    Bunk: "I'm just a humble motherf**ker with a big-ass dick".

    Lester: "You give yourself too much credit".

    Bunk: "Okay then. I ain't that humble."

    OK. Which is your "one line"?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 348 holy guacamole
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    OK. Which is your "one line"?

    The first one obviously. But the replies deserved posting too.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 22,933 Bounty Hunter
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    Right before spotting htis thread I re-watched the BB episode with this one
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    Of course there are plenty in that show

    “I’m not in the meth business. I’m in the empire business.”
    - Walter White

    “Just because you shot Jesse James, don’t make you Jesse James.”
    - Mike Ehrmantraut

    Also re-watched The Shield recently and this one stood out:

    “Hello, boys. Tell us what you’re doing here and we’ll tell you why it’s a crime.”
    - Vic Mackey


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 862 unplayable
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    Breaking bad- "run"

    Arrested development- "I just blue myself"

    The wire- "my name is my name"

    Sopranos- "you ain't gotta love me but you will respect me"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 Harry Palmr
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    450 and 625


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,517 VW 1
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    The wire

    Nobody wins, one side just loses more slowly


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 61,272 Agent Coulson
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    The Prisoner.

    Number 6;
    I am not a number, I am a free man


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,640 Mr.Nice Guy
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    Third Watch:
    You can beat a dog and make him stay, but it's fear, not respect.

    Curb Your Enthusiasm:
    (Larry's wife Sheryl tells him that their Native American gardener Wandering Bear had asked her how her vagina was doing - he had previously given Larry a medicine to help her in that area but she isn't happy at his comment. Larry goes to talk to him)

    Larry: Yo Wandering Bear, might not be such a good idea to ask my wife how her vagina is doing. I don't know how the Native Americans do things but the Jew generally doesn't ask about vaginas. It's a custom.

    Wandering Bear: Well...if you take her to the white man doctor...he'll not only ask about your wife's vagina...he'll look.

    Larry: Good point, Wandering Bear! Good point!

    Harry Hill's TV Burp:
    (there's a clip from a dating show where a pretty hyper woman is describing herself and she tells the camera she is very bubbly).

    Harry: Yeah....'bubbly'. What man, when discussing the things he'd ever want in a woman, ever mentions the word 'bubbly'.

    I'll give you another word for 'bubbly': annoying.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,731 Penn
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    Firefly

    Mal: "Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,348 PropJoe10
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    The Wire.

    "Look the part, be the part motherf***er".

    Prop Joe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 maudgonner
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    Malcolm Tucker (The Thick of It)


    Tucker's Law: If some cunt can fuck something up that cunt will pick the worst fucking time to fucking fuck up because that cunt's a cunt!" I've got that embroidered on a tea-towel at home!

    "Terri, when I want your advice, I’ll give you the special signal. Which is me being sectioned under the Mental Health Act."

    "I'd love to stop and chat to you but I'd rather have Type 2 diabetes."

    "The guy is an epic f*ck-up. He’s so dense that light bends around him."

    And his very first line:
    "No, he's useless. He's absolutely useless. He's as useless as a marzipan dildo."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,517 VW 1
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    Mrs. Brown's boys

    "Dr Freud should ****e a bowling ball and tell us how content he feels"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 Harry Angstrom
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    "I think we're just out of Waldorfs" - Basil Fawlty


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 61,272 Agent Coulson
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    Friends

    Ross Geller;
    We were on a break!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,556 groucho marx
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    "Needless to say I had the last laugh now f off" Alan Partridge


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,788 brian_t
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    450 and 625

    :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,814 FortuneChip
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    A few Justified gems

    Raylan Givens
    (after throwing a bullet at Wynn Duffy) - Next one's coming faster


    Ty - This is bullsh*t! You shot me in the back!
    Raylan Givens - If you wanted me to shoot you in the front, you should have run towards me

    Wynn Duffy - Deputy, are you accusing me of being a fake blonde? Because if you need me to prove it to you I might be inclined to break you over that step-ladder, ride you down like a teaser-pony and paint this room an entirely different color.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,986 philstar
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    Basil Fawlty: "you started it"

    German Guest: "we did not start it!!!"

    Basil Fawlty: "yes you did you invaded Poland"


  • Moderators, Regional North West Moderators Posts: 19,158 byte
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    450 and 625
    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 sligojoek
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    Basil Fawlty (talking about gambling) That particular avenue of pleasure has been closed off.

    Sybill And we don't want it re-opened, Basil, do we?

    Basil No, darling, you don't.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,386 rubadub
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,599 ScrubsfanChris
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