'Coffee and fellatio cafe' to open in London

ceadaoin.

Finally a child free cafe for all the people who object to noisy children in public spaces!

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/london-to-get-coffee-and-fellatio-cafe-a7170266.html

What do you think? You can choose your blow job provider (female only of course) on an iPad while you drink your coffee. How 21st century.

I'm not sure this will be allowed though. This man would be running a brothel which is illegal. If it is, I wonder how much of the £50 he would take seeing as he will essentially be a pimp?

RobertKK

I wonder if they have insurance if someone choked on their coffee or something.

GLaDOS

Extra cream please

Fleawuss

And the name of the cafe is....

OldMrBrennan83

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PM me nudes

ceadaoin. wrote: »

I'm not sure this will be allowed though. This man would essentially be running a brothel which is illegal. If it is, I wonder how much of the £50 he would take seeing as he will essentially be a pimp?

There's one already in Tokyo, they've bypassed the laws. I'm sure it'll be the same case in London

PARlance

Something something double shot please.

GLaDOS

I like the way they censored bl*w job

I can imagine the editors freaking out trying to decide whether to allow the word blow or not

ZeroThreat

ceadaoin. wrote: »

Finally a child free cafe for all the people who object to noisy children in public spaces!

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/london-to-get-coffee-and-fellatio-cafe-a7170266.html

What do you think? You can choose your blow job provider (female only of course) on an iPad while you drink your coffee. How 21st century.

I'm not sure this will be allowed though. This man would essentially be running a brothel which is illegal. If it is, I wonder how much of the £50 he would take seeing as he will essentially be a pimp?

do you have to pay a premium for them to swallow?

Winterlong

Dont you have to dress like Dolemite to be legally convicted of pimping?

A Little Pony

Sometimes you just wonder what on earth is going on with this world. Never read such a ridiculous thing.

bodhrandude

Where is Mary Whitehouse when we need her lol.

Fleawuss

A Little Pony wrote: »

Sometimes you just wonder what on earth is going on with this world. Never read such a ridiculous thing.

They offer light bites too. :pac:

banjobongo

I dont know...leaves a bad taste in my mouth!

Hager

I wouldn't darken the door of a place like that. They only serve coffee. No tea means no custom.

martyos121

Fleawuss wrote: »

And the name of the cafe is....

Tim Whoretons?

hatrickpatrick

GLaDOS wrote: »

I like the way they censored bl*w job

I can imagine the editors freaking out trying to decide whether to allow the word blow or not

http://imgur.com/XqHfy

failinis

Hager wrote: »

I wouldn't darken the door of a place like that. They only serve coffee. No tea means no custom.

Exactly. Plus how can you enjoy a cuppa with all that going on.
As much as I like oral, keep the two pleasures separate.

Ulysses Gaze

Patww79 wrote: »

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Prostitution is legal, brothels are not.

I guess he'll try and set the Girls up as independent contractors who are just "renting" a place to work......

aaronjumper

How would the interview for working there go exactly?

"Your blowjobs are crap, do you know how to make a latte?"

Vic_08

Patww79 wrote: »

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They always were. Soliciting, kerbcrawling, living off immoral earnings (running a brothel) are illegal but prostitution itself isn't.


It's probably changed now with the crazy property prices but when I lived in London small apartments in Soho with little signs outside just saying "model" were the legal prostitution businesses. Plenty of not so legal ones as well and the infamous clip joints ripping off unsuspecting tourists.

blueser

Patww79 wrote: »

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"Prossies"? Have I slipped through a black hole back to the 1980s?

TerrorFirmer

I'm failing to grasp this.....Who would want to get a blowjob while sipping away on a coffee in a public coffee house, surrounded by the same? Fair enough, if you want to pay someone to give you oral sex in the confines of a private room, that's your business and at least there's a level of privacy and dignity involved, but this, I just really can't understand.

clairewithani

I have a married (female) friend who reckons oral sex is not breaking marriage vows. Nothing really to do with thread. Just thought of it when I read thread title.

Discodog

The definition of brothel is more than one worker on the premises. So a girl on her own is legal. The cafe would be seen as a brothel.

20Cent

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

I'm failing to grasp this.....Who would want to get a blowjob while sipping away on a coffee in a public coffee house, surrounded by the same? Fair enough, if you want to pay someone to give you oral sex in the confines of a private room, that's your business and at least there's a level of privacy and dignity involved, but this, I just really can't understand.

Don't think privacy and or dignity are major concerns for people going to a blowjob cafe.

stateofflux

aaronjumper wrote: »

How would the interview for working there go exactly?

"Your blowjobs are crap, do you know how to make a latte?"

You must have a minimum entry requirement of Level 4 knob specialist (or equivalent)

Johngoose

Would you be expected to tip afterwards, or is the service charge included?

LETHAL LADY

Will there be a coffee and tongue bath cafe opening to suit the ladies needs?

ricardo1

Is that to go or come?

ancapailldorcha

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

I'm failing to grasp this.....Who would want to get a blowjob while sipping away on a coffee in a public coffee house, surrounded by the same? Fair enough, if you want to pay someone to give you oral sex in the confines of a private room, that's your business and at least there's a level of privacy and dignity involved, but this, I just really can't understand.

Same logic as stripclubs I would think.

Fleawuss

clairewithani wrote: »

I have a married (female) friend who reckons oral sex is not breaking marriage vows. Nothing really to do with thread. Just thought of it when I read thread title.

Can I introduce her to Bill Clinton?

Renegade Mechanic

I'll have a Fappuccino, please.

Shenshen

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Will there be a coffee and tongue bath cafe opening to suit the ladies needs?

Tea, please, actually.
I'd certainly stop by to check it out.

blueser

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

I'll have a Fappuccino, please.

Very good!

B.A._Baracus

Absolutely ridiculous.

Colser

Shenshen wrote:

Tea, please, actually. I'd certainly stop by to check it out.

I'd prefer a cocktail...

osarusan

I'm sure that Cafe Fellatio charges for time and companionship coffee only. Anything else that occurs is a matter of coincidence and choice between consenting adults.

Thespoofer

clairewithani wrote: »

I have a married (female) friend who reckons oral sex is not breaking marriage vows. Nothing really to do with thread. Just thought of it when I read thread title.

Pics or gtfo

Sir Osis of Liver.

http://bjbarbangkok.com/
I'll have the Soapy Bubble Clean Sack Service.

Discodog

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

http://bjbarbangkok.com/
I'll have the Soapy Bubble Clean Sack Service.

He plans to open on the Falklands, Tehran & Mogadishu :pac:

testicles

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Decent Skin

€50 for a coffee ?????

Suckers!

Something dystopian and disturbing about this from my point of view. How anyone *wouldn't be* "shy" (as the article describes) about getting their d*ck sucked in public is beyond me. Do people who don't find something disturbing about it actually not, or are they just suppressing their real feelings because they don't want to feel "behind the times" or something? A one-off cafe in London, whatever, it's theoretical for me. A franchise set up like the owner said he hopes to bring into being; I'd hate to see it.

FrancieBrady

bodhrandude wrote: »

Where is Mary Whitehouse when we need her lol.

Writing the post above yours by the look of it?

Sir Osis of Liver.

Discodog wrote: »

He plans to open on the Falklands, Tehran & Mogadishu :pac:

For the customer that does not want to be seen walking in the front entrance call us and we will let you in the quite back passage.




Fair play.:pac:

J Mysterio

martyos121 wrote: »

Tim Whoretons?

LOL

GreatDefector

martyos121 wrote: »

Tim Whoretons?

StarFu*ks

Shenshen

GreatDefector wrote: »

StarFu*ks

Dunkin' ... ah, nevermind.

ZeroThreat

J Mysterio wrote: »

LOL

Knobs and knockers.

nah, that's more suitable for a hardware store.

Colser

Shenshen wrote:

Dunkin' ... ah, nevermind.

Hillwillies..