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Life is like toilet paper

DontThankMe · 2016-08-01 00:58:40

You're either on a roll or taking sh1t from some asshole.

01-08-2016 12:58am

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DontThankMe

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You're either on a roll or taking sh1t from some asshole.

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#2 01-08-2016 1:02am

dpofloinn

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or rough and don't take **** from anyone

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#3 01-08-2016 1:08am

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You're either flushed away after being used or you're fresh on the shelf.

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#4 01-08-2016 1:26am

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It doesn't last as long for fat people.

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#5 01-08-2016 1:33am

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

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Life is like a fly on a toilet seat - If you hang around too long, sooner or later someone's gonna come along and piss you off.

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#6 01-08-2016 3:59am

jimmy blevins

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**** only rolls downhill.

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#7 01-08-2016 3:52pm

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.....you never realize what you have until it's gone.

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#8 01-08-2016 3:53pm

Felix Jones is God

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One slip of the finger and you're in the shït

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#9 01-08-2016 3:54pm

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Outside of dogs books are a mans best friend, inside of dogs it is too dark to read.

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#10 01-08-2016 3:55pm

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*Forrest Gump voice*

My daddy says life is like a sh!t sandwich. The more bread you got, the less sh!t you gotta take.

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#11 01-08-2016 3:56pm

Your Face

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Toilet paper should be used on this thread.

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#12 01-08-2016 4:28pm

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What does the USS Enterprise and Toilet paper have in common? A: They both circle Uranus wiping out Klingons

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