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Flying fücks

  • 21-07-2016 10:44pm
    #1
    Broken Hearted Road
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    This came up on my Facebook about flying ants due to come about soon:

    http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/irish-weather-flying-ants-invade-8454624

    This reminded me of last year sometime, out walking at about 9.30 or 10 pm and it was getting dark and I was wearing sunglasses to mind my eyes from loads and loads of flying ants.

    So is there anything that will make my life a bit easier when it comes to these and I have to be out walking? Aside from looking daft and barely able to see where I'm going wearing sunglasses getting dark. You know like midgees, they don't like citrus smells so I use a lemon shower gel, a lemon spray and lemon conditioner andbI think that helps for me. Is there anything that replies ants? I googled and boric acid was recommended but that would be for the home. Certainly not going to use that stuff on me as if it's talc.


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  • #2
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,797 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Thought it was Two Flying Fcuks.


  • #3
    failinis
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    Broken Hearted Road wrote: »
    So is there anything that will make my life a bit easier when it comes to these and I have to be out walking?

    Flame thrower.


  • #4
    Alf Stewart.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,789 ✭✭✭Alf Stewart.


    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    Thought it was Two Flying Fcuks.

    DILLIGAF!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a6EOyaMdqY


  • #5
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Act like a wide-open window from the inside.

    They'll never find you.


  • #6
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Click.....it's a spray for sheep to stop flys from landing on them


    Highly toxic/poisonous to humans after a while though..


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  • #7
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    Thought it was Two Flying Fcuks.


    A flying fúck but two shítes, surely?

    Have I been doing it wrong all these years and shortchanging people on flying fúcks? :eek:


  • #8
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,797 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    maudgonner wrote: »
    A flying fúck but two shítes, surely?

    Have I been doing it wrong all these years and shortchanging people on flying fúcks? :eek:
    Perhaps I've been shortchanging people by saying I don't give one sh1te.


  • #9
    Ted111
    Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭Ted111


    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    Perhaps I've been shortchanging people by saying I don't give one sh1te.

    one sh1te is worth about two haypenny fucks


  • #10
    Keane2baMused
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭Keane2baMused


    I find staying indoors with the windows and doors closed helps.

    Maybe even the curtains, those pesky flants.


  • #11
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,410 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    maudgonner wrote: »
    A flying fúck but two shítes, surely?

    Have I been doing it wrong all these years and shortchanging people on flying fúcks? :eek:

    A polite shíte.

    As in: Not one single solitary polite shíte could I give.


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  • #12
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,797 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    A friend of mine uses "I couldn't give a flying Jesus".

    What's a flying Jesus?


  • #13
    me_irl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    A friend of mine uses "I couldn't give a flying Jesus".

    What's a flying Jesus?

    Maybe ET was with him on the bike?


  • #14
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    endacl wrote: »
    A polite shíte.

    As in: Not one single solitary polite shíte could I give.

    Is that when you let the tap run to mask the noise of the pooing?


  • #15
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,797 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    My understanding was that a polite sh1te was to do a courtesy flush.


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