Poetry

gctest50

Galway's bid to win Capital of Culture is all twenty twenty give the horse plenty.

We're in with a great chance, until they hear about the legionnaires' disease outbreak in the fire station, where our life savers need saving.

The birds are tweeting about the arrival of the jury this July.

The word is out they'll rule on the bid.

Best to keep them councillors out of sight, with the malarkey they go on with, in city hall.

Govern, govern my arse they wouldn't govern a sly fart on a runway.

http://www.independent.ie/entertainment/festivals/this-is-pity-city-shty-city-galway-poet-skewers-city-of-culture-in-a-savage-ode-34889775.html

snubbleste

The pleasures of Love and the joys of good Wine,
To perfect our happiness, wisely we join!

We, to Beauty, all day.
Give the sovereign sway;
And her favourite Nymphs devoutly obey!
At the Plays, we are constantly making our Court;
And when they are ended, we follow the sport

To the Mall, and the Park;
Where we love till 'tis dark!
Then, sparkling Champagne
Puts an end to their reign.
It quickly recovers
Poor languishing Lovers!

Makes us frolic and gay; and drowns all our sorrow!
But, alas! we relapse again on the morrow!

Let every man stand
With his Glass in his hand;
And briskly discharge, at the word of command!

Here 's a Health to all those,
Whom, to-night, we depose!
Wine and Beauty, by turns, great souls should inspire!
Present all together! and now, boys, give fire!

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Wompa1

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

Just posting random poetry?

gctest50

Wompa1 wrote: »

Just posting random poetry?

no ?

'This is pity city, sh**ty city' - Galway poet skewers City of Culture in a savage ode

http://www.independent.ie/entertainment/festivals/this-is-pity-city-shty-city-galway-poet-skewers-city-of-culture-in-a-savage-ode-34889775.html

snubbleste

Your Face wrote: »

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

do do do do dood, do do do, do do
do do do do dood, always Coca-Cola

Wherever there's a pool there's always a flirt
whenever there's school, there'll always be homework
wherever there's a beat, there's always a drum
whenever there's fun there's always Coca-Cola. yeah.

The stars will always shine, the birds will always sing
As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing
Coca-Cola is always the one
Whenever there is fun, there's always Coca-Cola

do do do do dood, do do do, do do (coca-cola)
do do do do dood, always coca-cola (ooh, ooh, oooh)
do do do do dood, do do do, do do (doo dood do do doooh)
do do do do dood, always coca-cola (hey eh)

let the sun shine, let it shine.
always, always. Coca-Cola
oh always.

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galwayrush

Low standard Vogon poetry.

wp_rathead

LoveMeSexy

She sounds like fun at parties
Or just in general

biko

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