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Kim Jong-un can cure cancer and stop ageing!

  • 15-07-2016 11:59am
    #1
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭


    The water from a natural spring is infused with special properties...
    The spring water which gushes from a mountain close to the North Korean capital Pyongyang is said to have energy-giving properties and according to Kim's regime it can help North Korean workers toil until they are 90.

    It is now being bottled and sold to Kim’s 27 million subjects "to prevent cancer and ageing".
    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/kim-jong-un-revealed-secret-8414671


    Legend!


Comments

  • #2
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Did they not land a man on the sun too?


  • #3
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    That's nothing.
    Some official facts about his dad.
    * The first time he picked up a golf club, in 1994, Kim reportedly shot a 38-under par round on North Korea's only golf course, including 11 holes-in-one. He then decided to retire from the sport for ever.
    * Kim had the ability to alter the weather simply through the power of thought.
    * He a genius as an infant, with official North Korean biographies stating that he had learned to walk at just 3 weeks and was talking at 8 weeks.


  • #4
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Peregrine wrote: »
    Did they not land a man on the sun too?
    I think that was his dad. After he was finished completing 18 holes of golf in 18 shots.


  • #5
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Lol, let's see the tub of lard invent a diet pill...


  • #6
    Nemesis......
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28 ✭Nemesis......


    Apparently he dosen't have to poo either


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  • #7
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Winterlong wrote: »
    That's nothing.
    Some official facts about his dad.
    * The first time he picked up a golf club, in 1994, Kim reportedly shot a 38-under par round on North Korea's only golf course, including 11 holes-in-one. He then decided to retire from the sport for ever.
    * Kim had the ability to alter the weather simply through the power of thought.
    * He a genius as an infant, with official North Korean biographies stating that he had learned to walk at just 3 weeks and was talking at 8 weeks.
    I know. I'm a huge fan...


  • #8
    Gatling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    Cure cancer and stop ageing .

    It's called a firing squad
    360_F_102352090_ie3kLjDIvgrT1sxVDknWCUh8PxgMYzM7.jpg




  • #9
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    Did they release that American lad yet who was sentenced to 15 years hard labour for stealing a poster of Kim ?


  • #10
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    smash wrote: »
    I know. I'm a huge fan...

    'The Moranbong Band' should get an Irish tribute act: 'The Moran Bong Band'.


  • #11
    Saipanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    Did they release that American lad yet who was sentenced to 15 years hard labour for stealing a poster of Kim ?

    Nope. Lol.


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  • #12
    old_aussie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,410 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    I can do that too, I'll just shoot you while your young and healthy.

    It stops cancer and ageing.


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