Fingers in the Back Passage

Steve The Barman

happy birthday

Beta Ray Bill

Awh I was getting excited.

It's just someones birthday?
Disappointment of the week and it's only monday

Duckworth_Luas

Thanks for the birthday wishes but you can keep the present

hairyslug

That's the outy, stuff comes out it, nothing goes in

gramar

Are you telling me there is a thief in my house?

Barry Badrinath

Wheres Kfallon?

Steve The Barman

You ever have big dreams of making real cream?

dev100

The sacred place .... it's a one way valve 😱

Omackeral

Notices OP's location.

Fair Sh*tty.

That'll be my only contribution to this thread.

Annasopra

Think you might need a dildo op?

RobertKK

Omackeral wrote: »

Notices OP's location.

Fair Sh*tty.

That'll be my only contribution to this thread.

lol, he is given away a Fair City storyline and no spoilers :P

dr.bollocko

Happy birthday by fingers in the back passage. Was number 23 in the charts the week I was born.

jester77

Have a chocolate brownie

JakeBell

McGruber wrote: »

Wheres Kfallon?

Retired in a cloud of severe depression




(no seriously)

syklops

I dont have a back passage. I do, however, have a porch.

biko

Meh, the Northwest Passage is where it's at.

This reminds me of an uncles house, where theres a sort of covered walkway between the back door and his tool shed and it's known to all as The Back Passage.

"Where's Sarah?" "In Tom's back passage".

"Where did you leave the bucket?" "It's in Tom's back passage!"

"I left the wheelbarrow in your back passage"

"There's a cordless drill in Tom's back passage!" Etc., etc.

On one glorious occasion, when a cousin stepped on a piece of wood with a nail in it and hurt himself:

"Poor David is in agony, he's in the hospital. He really damaged his foot in Toms back passage!"

Badly Drunk Boy

This has nothing to do with the thread but I'll post it anyway:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiX2PbrBXCQ

WinnyThePoo

Jesus christ don't google anal fingering!

Donald Trump

WinnyThePoo wrote: »

Jesus christ don't google anal fingering!

Is that how you got the inspiration for your username?

FortySeven

WinnyThePoo wrote: »

Jesus christ don't google anal fingering!

I did and read a woman complaining about her husband sticking his finger up her bum during sex and then more interestingly, a Muslim guide to the haraamness of the same. I then followed the suggested reading of the haraamness of sex during menstruation and was highly amused.

Below the knee or above the belly button was the general consensus.

Edit. I googled it to hear the song previously mentioned, it's not real folks.

harry Bailey esq

McGruber wrote: »

Wheres Kfallon?

Enjoying his first day of retirement i would have thought.

GMSA

Candie wrote: »

This reminds me of an uncles house, where theres a sort of covered walkway between the back door and his tool shed and it's known to all as The Back Passage.

"Where's Sarah?" "In Tom's back passage".

"Where did you leave the bucket?" "It's in Tom's back passage!"

"I left the wheelbarrow in your back passage"

"There's a cordless drill in Tom's back passage!" Etc., etc.

On one glorious occasion, when a cousin stepped on a piece of wood with a nail in it and hurt himself:

"Poor David is in agony, he's in the hospital. He really damaged his foot in Toms back passage!"

I was giving a neighbour a hand putting down concrete a few years back. He has 1 main entrance as well as a narrow lane that leaves the yard and exits onto another road.
There was some concrete left in the bucket of a JCB after we finished. I asked him if he had any thoughts on where to get rid of it.
"Dya know" he says " I think I'll take it up the back passage "
Well i was knotted laughing.
Couple of nasty holes needed filling alright in fairness.

Brendan Bendar

Heard from a reliable source that it has some good points.

ToddyDoody

Terrible rugby tactic that.

Renegade Mechanic

ToddyDoody wrote: »

Terrible rugby tactic that.

Fantastic interrogation method though.

Brendan Bendar

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Fantastic interrogation method though.

Lass I was seeing hinted she was keen to explore that concept, even cut her nails.

The Bren was having none of it.

No way.

Day Lewin

Lads, if you're the right age, probably ALL of your birth-days were assisted by Fingers Up The Back Passage.

A bit of Ob/Gyn/Mid lore: some claim that this is a safer way to assess the degree of cervical dilation during labour, without risk of contaminating the birth canal.
It is very uncomfortable for the mother, - well, it was for me - on subsequent occasions I firmly refused and insisted on the old-fashioned way, the Front Door as it were, for a happier birth-day.

we'llallhavetea

when i was a teen i popped two fingers into my then bf's arse. there was poo under my nails upon exiting said arse. so i popped on marigolds the next time. fcuking marigolds!

Brendan Bendar

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

when i was a teen i popped two fingers into my then bf's arse. there was poo under my nails upon exiting said arse. so i popped on marigolds the next time. fcuking marigolds!

Doing a lot of " popping" there I have to observe.



Would one not do you?

we'llallhavetea

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Doing a lot of " popping" there I have to observe.



Would one not do you?

i don't know brendan bendar, maybe i like the word pop? but thanks for the critique babe xxx

FortySeven

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

when i was a teen i popped two fingers into my then bf's arse. there was poo under my nails upon exiting said arse. so i popped on marigolds the next time. fcuking marigolds!

Was this requested?

we'llallhavetea

FortySeven wrote: »

Was this requested?

the marigiolds? came up with that sexy addition myself!

FortySeven

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

the marigiolds? came up with that sexy addition myself!

Lol. I like you!

dr.fuzzenstein

GMSA wrote: »

I was giving a neighbour a hand putting down concrete a few years back. He has 1 main entrance as well as a narrow lane that leaves the yard and exits onto another road.
There was some concrete left in the bucket of a JCB after we finished. I asked him if he had any thoughts on where to get rid of it.
"Dya know" he says " I think I'll take it up the back passage "
Well i was knotted laughing.
Couple of nasty holes needed filling alright in fairness.

For the love of god don't google concrete enema!

FortySeven

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

For the love of god don't google concrete enema!

Well, I had to now.

Nothing surprises me any more.


Can't wait to see Google's suggested ads for me this week!

Steve The Barman

my Anus is like a blood orange

Brendan Bendar

Steve The Barman wrote: »

my Anus is like a blood orange

One of your better posts, there, Stephen.

Steve The Barman

i fingered Marian Finucan

Brendan Bendar

Steve The Barman wrote: »

i fingered Marian Finucan

Up there with your best posts Stephen.