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Welcome to the loony bin

  • 03-07-2016 11:52am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭


    We have new playthings mods!

    Please welcome Duggy747 and Samaris to AH, they'll be valuable additions. At least until they break down and cry in the corner with the rest of us. But until then, welcome!



    Also ignore where someone made a sitebanned user a mod temporarily instead of Sam :pac:


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    At least until they break down and cry in the corner with the rest of us.

    I give them two hours.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    A modship for any user that has a an ejaculating penis as their location gets the thumbs up form me :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Didn't make it as the England manager , so ya'll decided to be Mods .

    And the two of you can can start buying your own pile cream too.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,321 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Congrats and welcome


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 671 ✭✭✭Benteke


    Welcome, Another 2 people who are doing absolutely nothing with their lives


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  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Welcome :)


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    At least until they break down and cry in the corner with the rest of us.

    Send them outside to cry in the rain, you guys have earned your corner :pac:

    Seriously though, welcome.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Don't let the little bastids break you down.:(

    Choose wisely for your first freebie ban.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Great another A&A overlord.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    You've taken up the noble task of voluntary administration, best of luck


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    Benteke wrote: »
    Welcome, Another 2 people who are doing absolutely nothing with their lives

    Says the man seemingly devoted to complaining about us :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,544 ✭✭✭Samaris


    I'm already afraid. :D

    Thanks for the welcomes, people!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 671 ✭✭✭Benteke


    Says the man seemingly devoted to complaining about us :pac:

    I don't complain, I just find the whole mod thing sad, Theirs more to life, open the front door you may actually enjoy the fresh air


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    Benteke wrote: »
    I don't complain, I just find the whole mod thing sad, Theirs more to life, open the front door you may actually enjoy the fresh air

    Would you prefer the site be unmoderated and a free for all?


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Benteke wrote: »
    I don't complain, I just find the whole mod thing sad, Theirs more to life, open the front door you may actually enjoy the fresh air

    Your valuable insights are really revitalising the community Benteke. They are both original AND refreshing. We are glad that you took the time to share these thoughts with us. It is much appreciated from all at AH inc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 671 ✭✭✭Benteke


    Stheno wrote: »
    Would you prefer the site be unmoderated and a free for all?

    No, just so a few mods don't let it go to their head would be nice


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 671 ✭✭✭Benteke


    Your valuable insights are really revitalising the community Benteke. They are both original AND refreshing. We are glad that you took the time to share these thoughts with us. It is much appreciated from all at AH inc.

    and you wonder why many are leaving the site


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing.

    Welcome along Duggy and Samaris


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    Benteke wrote: »
    and you wonder why many are leaving the site

    You certainly aren't helping. If you've nothing further to add to the welcome thread, move on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    Welcome guys (gals?) and all the very best ;)


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  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    Welcome guys (gals?) and all the very best ;)

    Everyone knows there are no wimminz on de internets


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 671 ✭✭✭Benteke


    A private message from KERSPLAT! calling me a d1ck, One rule for the mods I guess but at least you proved my point

    bye all


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    Benteke wrote: »
    A private message from KERSPLAT! calling me a d1ck, One rule for the mods I guess but at least you proved my point

    bye all

    I think you've actually proved Kersplat's point :D


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    Benteke wrote: »
    A private message from KERSPLAT! calling me a d1ck, One rule for the mods I guess but at least you proved my point

    bye all

    You mean a warning not tiebreak the boards rule of don't be a dick?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    Benteke wrote: »
    A private message from KERSPLAT! calling me a d1ck, One rule for the mods I guess but at least you proved my point

    bye all

    Ah dont go, youre sound.

    Welcome newbs


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    Moving on...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Well that escalated quickly!

    Be nice mods.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,010 ✭✭✭La.de.da


    Welcome new overlords. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    So , Benteke didn't pass the Mod interview ?


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  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    So , Benteke didn't pass the Mod interview ?

    If you have to do an interview to be a MOD, you've already failed


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Good luck lads, try not to make a balls of it ;)

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,430 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    Welcome aboard guys. Thanks for volunteering


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    Stheno wrote: »
    Everyone knows there are no wimminz on de internets

    So youve down a reverse Kaitlyn Jenner mom? :)


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    So youve down a reverse Kaitlyn Jenner mom? :)

    Quiet brat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 862 ✭✭✭Marje


    Velkomin Stjórnendur


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    Just what we needed, a few more inmates running the asylum. Have fun!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Tough crowd.

    Commiserations and good luck.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 40,546 CMod ✭✭✭✭ancapailldorcha


    Flee Welcome!!

    The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the LORD your God.

    Leviticus 19:34



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Ha.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,639 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Is it true that sending a "Welcome" message to newbie mods will earn me a Get out of Jail Free card?
    Is it also true that I can trade in that card for a martini an any forum Beers?

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Is it true that sending a "Welcome" message to newbie mods will earn me a Get out of Jail Free card?
    Is it also true that I can trade in that card for a martini an any forum Beers?

    That's nonsense.

    It's a 'collect five cards' system.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    You're both very brave. Thanks for giving up your time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,544 ✭✭✭Samaris


    So, it's when one wakes up in the morning, thinks "Oh god, I'm an AH mod" and reaches for the whiskey, that's the point when we get sent to the farm/taken out back and shot, right?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    Samaris wrote: »
    So, it's when one wakes up in the morning, thinks "Oh god, I'm an AH mod" and reaches for the whiskey, that's the point when we get sent to the farm/taken out back and shot, right?
    Ah no. You have it backwards. It's when we stop drinking is when we have problems.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,915 ✭✭✭The flying mouse


    Welcome duggy n samaris, enjoy :-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Welcome!


    Don't trust anyone :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Oh wow, I didn't know you were a dog. This changes everything.


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I don't know Duggy (but I'm sure he's lovely and has a lovely bottom), but I've loved Samaris from afar a long time. :)

    I don't envy either of you!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,564 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    Congratulations guys!


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