AMA: I like wearing my housemates' tights and underwear

Confused Dub

Hi all,

I'm a 24 year old bisexual male in Dublin. Ever since I moved in with my friend and his girlfriend, I have found when I'm drunk or turned on (or both) the urge to sneak into their room and steal their underwear (and tights in the girl's case) is overwhelming. I regret this when I'm sober, but find wearing both stolen male boxers and especially female tights and knickers so sexy, I love the thrill.

Does anyone else do this or similar? Does anyone have any thoughts?

Tim

FloatingVoter

I think this belongs in the forum for confused and up from the country people.

selastich2

ahe's going to know her tights are stretched out of shape, unless you're the same size. Why not buy some?

Vorsprung

Cork forum might be able to help you out

dar100

That's some sick shtie right there:)

selastich2

Do you prefer dirty or clean ones?

Are you going to answer the AMA?

Bongalongherb

I was wondering where all of my boxer shorts went to, now I know. Do not enter my room again when I leave the apartment, if you continue to do so I will call the gaurds. My girlfriend was stumped when she constantly could not find her tights that were always in the 3rd drawer down.

FortySeven

This is a quick way to end up looking for somewhere new to live and new friends.

selastich2

Bongalongherb wrote: »

....My girlfriend was stumped when she constantly could not find her tights that were always in the 3rd drawer down.

why where her legs still in them?

Can this be moved to After Hours so I can make a comment?

selastich2

Have you ever tried an aran jumper?

Esel

Verrry old joke:

"When I get home I'm going to rip my sister's knickers off."

"Eh... why?"

"Because the elastic is killing me."






I have me coat.

Confused Dub

selastich2 wrote: »

Do you prefer dirty or clean ones?

Are you going to answer the AMA?

I love both, I love the smell of fresh ones because it smells clean and has the scent of the girl but the dirty ones are perfect when I'm feeling absolutely filthy

I love also smelling the cologne/scent off my (male) friend's one, lately I've started to fantasise about him

selastich2

Your last reply made me vomit a bit but here goes


Do you like crusty socks too?

Confused Dub

selastich2 wrote: »

Your last reply made me vomit a bit but here goes


Do you like crusty socks too?

If you're not interested in this kinda thread, why are you following it?

selastich2

Confused Dub wrote: »

If you're not interested in this kinda thread, why are you following it?

I am interested in your answers, sorry if it came across otherwise

Renegade Mechanic

Confused Dub wrote: »

If you're not interested in this kinda thread, why are you following it?

For me at least, its kinda the same reason I watch plane crashes. Just... morbid curiosity really.

FortySeven

Indulging your own sexual urges without the knowledge of the people you are using to get off is a bit further than a bit of a kink op.

You could end up in legal problems because of this behaviour.

Confused Dub

Confused Dub wrote: »

I love both, I love the smell of fresh ones because it smells clean and has the scent of the girl but the dirty ones are perfect when I'm feeling absolutely filthy

I love also smelling the cologne/scent off my (male) friend's one, lately I've started to fantasise about him

It's just a fetish but if your housemates find out you are up the creek without a paddle.

selastich2

Can you not just steal one pair from each and keep smelling them over?

Are you prepared for the consequences of being caught?

Confused Dub

selastich2 wrote: »

I am interested in your answers, sorry if it came across otherwise

Well I don't know about crusty socks, not much fun smelling your own, sorry how gross that sounds. If I somehow found a crusty sock ( ) in my friend's room, I'd whack off like crazy to it.

I never was attracted to him but lately I have been.

AMA

selastich2

Do you like pants that the pitch been flooded on?

Curiosity killed the cat

Confused Dub

selastich2 wrote: »

Do you like pants that the pitch been flooded on?

Curiosity killed the cat

The smell of fish can sometimes be rotten but 9 times out of 10 the smell is amazing. Like the same smell but a perfume version

madanall

Do you lick the piss stains ?

selastich2

It seems to be the smell that you go for?

Would you have the same reaction to a sanitary towel in a toilet bin?

selastich2

madanall wrote: »

Do you lick the piss stains ?

I came back to ask if piss on a toilet seat turns them on too?

OP we need answers

Confused Dub

selastich2 wrote: »

I came back to ask if piss on a toilet seat turns them on too?

OP we need answers

Ha ha piss and **** stains are a kink too far for me

Renegade Mechanic

We've gone this far, might as well stick my oar in...
What happens during er... "shark week", OP?
You go "fishing"?

dar100

You don't sound confused to me:) you know exactly what you want:)

selastich2

have you ever purchased underwear off ebay or likewise?

I would imagine you have had a couple of drinks in Dublin City tonight.

Strumms

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

We've gone this far, might as well stick my oar in...

do you not think things here are depraved enough already :eek:

selastich2

Deleted User wrote: »

I would imagine you have had a couple of drinks in Dublin City tonight.

White wine for the piss effect, a light cider if you're in to the dehydrated thing

Confused Dub

selastich2 wrote: »

have you ever purchased underwear off ebay or likewise?

Yeah I purchased knickers a few times off eBay but it's never worked out, once it arrived ripped but luckily not so ripped that people in work noticed! That was lucky. No size I ever order ever seems to fit, I'll never get it right. I'll definitely order my next going off my housemates girlfriend's pants.

Anyone else into it? Private message?

Confused Dub

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I would imagine you have had a couple of drinks in Dublin City tonight.

Haven't had a drop

selastich2

Confused Dub wrote: »

Yeah I purchased knickers a few times off eBay but it's never worked out, once it arrived ripped but luckily not so ripped that people in work noticed! That was lucky. No size I ever order ever seems to fit, I'll never get it right. I'll definitely order my next going off my housemates girlfriend's pants.

Anyone else into it? Private message?

Is there a certain thrill in knowing who's they are? and I got from your first post there's the thrill of being caught.


not in to it, but fascinated, i can understand the thrill of not being caught, but from a different perspective. The thrill of not being caught was better than the fetish, or the fall out,

Confused Dub

selastich2 wrote: »

Is there a certain thrill in knowing who's they are? and I got from your first post there's the thrill of being caught.


not in to it, but fascinated, i can understand the thrill of not being caught, but from a different perspective. The thrill of not being caught was better than the fetish, or the fall out,

Listen I'm in a relationship with a girl, I love her, but I'm also attracted to guys. She knows I'm bi, but she doesn't know my kink. Since she doesn't know my kinks I'm assuming yeah its the thrill

randy hickey

OP as a health professional I would have to advise you to drop your brief and frilly habit - it is an obsession that is nether healthy or sane.
You run the risk of contracting ring worm or, at the very least, a new walk.

Crotchrot is no smalls matter.
Neither is a deformed gusset.

Ultimately your flatmates will smell something fishy, and you will get caught with their jocks around your ankles. When this happens, I can guarantee you'll have to change your underwear.













But as I'm not a health professional.....

selastich2

Confused Dub wrote: »

Listen I'm in a relationship with a girl, I love her, but I'm also attracted to guys. She knows I'm bi, but she doesn't know my kink. Since she doesn't know my kinks I'm assuming yeah its the thrill

You sound 'like I'annoying you asking questions! You offered to do an AMA!

Do you wear her underwear?
Do you pretend to be the the person whos underwear you are wearing?

GLaDOS

Mod:

Definitely not a Dublin City issue

If you actually want to discuss this, I suggest personal issues