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Cost of strip clubs

  • 25-06-2016 10:04pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭


    Whats the going rate these days

    Asking for a friend


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Specialun wrote: »
    Whats the going rate these days

    Asking for a friend

    You can't put a price on dignity


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 735 ✭✭✭milehip


    25 euro on the door ****ing rip off central.
    Tell your friend not to bother.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    You have porn on the internet now...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,789 ✭✭✭Alf Stewart.


    Ten dolla.

    Luv you long time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,887 ✭✭✭traprunner


    Fly to Liverpool. It would probably save you your friend a fortune on strip clubs.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Specialun wrote: »
    Whats the going rate these days

    Asking for a friend

    For a friend ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    The building would set you back a good bit, then you have to factor in the strippers, poles, etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,751 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Your Face wrote: »
    You can't put a price on dignity

    You can you know.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    traprunner wrote: »
    Fly to Liverpool. It would probably save you your friend a fortune on strip clubs.

    That's cos X-in-the-City only charge £5 in and £5 a dance.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face



    Feckin Loch Ness Monster


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,887 ✭✭✭traprunner


    That's cos X-in-the-City only charge £5 in and £5 a dance.

    And the exchange rate is getting more favourable as the days go by.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    I wouldn't judge anyone for going to a strip club but i'd wonder why :pac:

    You'd just be sitting there getting a horn while you can't touch. I know a lot of strippers moonlight as prostitutes as well but if you're going to pay for a tease then you might as well pay for the lot :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Some of them will flash their gash for twenty cash


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,741 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Strip clubs are a joke. It's the opposite of a pedal and crank. It just builds frustration. Who the hell wants that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,797 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Not sure I'd pay to have a slapper rub her crack around my face.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I wouldn't judge anyone for going to a strip club but i'd wonder why :pac:

    You'd just be sitting there getting a horn while you can't touch. I know a lot of strippers moonlight as prostitutes as well but if you're going to pay for a tease then you might as well pay for the lot :pac:

    Myself and my ex at the time went to an unreal strip club in Toronto. They had "floater" dancers going between booths. I dunno, very expensive but a good laugh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Ally Dick wrote: »
    Strip clubs are a joke. It's the opposite of a pedal and crank. It just builds frustration. Who the hell wants that?

    As a friend of mine once said - "I don't see the point in strip clubs. I can be sexually frustrated at home for free!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,394 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    Don't do it OP's friend, you're basically paying to be blue balled.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Pac1Man wrote: »
    Don't do it OP's friend, you're basically paying to be blue balled.

    To my mind it's the equivalent of going to a restaurant and paying a lot of money to look at food all night long without eating any of it.
    Got to be the most pointless thing on earth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,826 ✭✭✭phill106


    Myself and my ex at the time went to an unreal strip club in Toronto. They had "floater" dancers going between booths. I dunno, very expensive but a good laugh
    I sincerely hope that you and I have a different definition of floaters :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    The Banana bar in amsterdam was the most surreal strip club I have been to. But I doubt what happened in there would be legal here!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,086 ✭✭✭duffman13


    That's cos X-in-the-City only charge £5 in and £5 a dance.

    £5, you can't beat a good lappy meal :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    I've been to two strip clubs in my life. One in Amsterdam and the other in Kilkenny. Both times they were tragically boring. The best part was walking past the holier than thou Bible bashers outside the KK club. I paid for the stags to have private dances, but had no interest myself.

    Morale of the story, at least make sure the strip club you attend has protesters!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,741 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    It's bizarre and artificial. I've been in a few strip clubs in the States and one in Liverpool. All on stag weekends. It's strange sitting there while a girl gyrates on your lap, yet you are not allowed to touch her! It's ridiculous


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,904 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    You pay a sexy woman to shake her ass a few inches in front of your knob and just sit there with a boner, better to just go to a hooker and lighten the load.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Just think of the hygiene in those places! You are paying to catch something. :o


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