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Would you Sell You Soul to the Devil? And for What?

  • 19-06-2016 8:52pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭


    Considering that god isn't delivering for most of the people in this world, is the idea of selling your soul to devil really a terrible option?

    Honestly, if would not take much for me. Maybe 10K.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭ClovenHoof


    BTW, despite my log in name I am not the one with the wad of cash if anyone is looking for a quick deal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Is there somewhere you can go to do this? Kinda like GameStop, or CEX? I'd take a trip down anyway, see what it's worth. My car needs 4 new tyres, probably do it for that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    I don't know - I don't like the idea of cheating anyone by selling them something that I don't own.

    Nevermind something that doesn't exist in the first place.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    Cash for Souls


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Every diocese in Ireland has an exorcist, just remember that...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,631 ✭✭✭Dirty Dingus McGee


    A doughnut.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    Every diocese in Ireland has an exorcist, just remember that...

    So you're saying technically, you could sell your soul to the devil, take the spoils and then get one of these exorcists to get your soul back?

    I'm feeling sympathy for the devil - he can't catch a break, can he?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    Like Faust id exchange my soul for worldly pleasures and unlimited knowledge


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,809 ✭✭✭Speedwell


    There's nothing identifiable as a soul and no entity identifiable as the Devil, but if someone is crazy enough to pay me good hard money for a soul as commonly defined, that he believes I have and I don't believe I have, I am more than willing to give him clear title.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 140 ✭✭luftmensch


    I wonder if you could sell your soul for infinite souls. Then you could just sell some of those souls for stuff you want, while always retaining one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Like Faust id exchange my soul for worldly pleasures and unlimited knowledge

    Of 1990's Liz Hurley


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,544 ✭✭✭Samaris


    Assuming that the devil for the point of argument appears to me and I'm suddenly confronted with him existing and all that implies...probably not. I'd be too damn weirded out at the devil existing to play silly buggers with my soul which apparently also now exists.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭Shint0


    Nobody has said yet...

    I don't need to sell my soul
    He's already in me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,845 ✭✭✭timthumbni


    luftmensch wrote: »
    I wonder if you could sell your soul for infinite souls. Then you could just sell some of those souls for stuff you want, while always retaining one.

    It doesn't work like that. I already tried it after a found a strange antique lamp in the attic. (More wishes is against the small print in the ts&cs you must accept beforehand. Sorry.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 511 ✭✭✭TheBiz


    A Kitkat.. Ah no ah no...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 611 ✭✭✭Zxclnic


    Eternal life.......or a mess of pottage.
    Either really, I'm not picky.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,921 ✭✭✭buried


    Black Phillip, Black Phillip, a crown grows out his head.
    Black Phillip, Black Phillip, to nanny queen is wed.
    Jump to the fence post. Running in the stall.
    Black Phillip, Black Phillip, King of all.

    Make America Get Out of Here



  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    There's only one reason to sell your soul to the devil and that's to play some mean blues guitar.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    There's only one reason to sell your soul to the devil and that's to play some mean blues guitar.

    Anyone remember a film were a guitarist sells his soul to the devil?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,921 ✭✭✭buried


    Anyone remember a film were a guitarist sells his soul to the devil?

    Legend has it blues guitarist Robert Johnson did just that

    Make America Get Out of Here



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,845 ✭✭✭timthumbni


    buried wrote: »
    Legend has it blues guitarist Robert Johnson did just that

    Was that the one at the crossroads at midnight?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,921 ✭✭✭buried


    timthumbni wrote: »
    Was that the one at the crossroads at midnight?

    That's the one

    Make America Get Out of Here



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,921 ✭✭✭buried




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 296 ✭✭Noodles81


    My father always said the devil has most souls so it wouldn't be a case of selling it at all...keeping it is the hard part as most of us have given it away long ago unwittingly... that's if you believe in all that of course.

    Another of my father's musings on the subject...there's a highway to hell but only a stairway to heaven. Eternity is a long time to be sitting on clouds with do-gooder types playing the harp and singing Kombayah my Lord*shudders* when you could be partying all night, eternally young with other fun types.

    Of course he'd probably get an ass roasting but he thinks he's going to Tir na Nog anyway so I leave him be!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,733 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    An Cearrbhach Mac Caba.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,921 ✭✭✭buried


    Noodles81 wrote: »
    Eternity is a long time to be sitting on clouds with do-gooder types playing the harp and singing Kombayah my Lord*shudders* when you could be partying all night, eternally young with other fun types.

    Exactly. Free heat and 24hr BBQ too

    Make America Get Out of Here



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,968 ✭✭✭Cork Lass


    My mom came from a family of eight. Five have died of cancer (including my mom at age 47). My dad came from a family of 5. 3 were diagnosed with alzheimers(including my dad). I'd sell my soul to never experience either.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 249 ✭✭Kai123


    My soul for a cheesecake.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    He is not real...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,761 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    Noodles81 wrote: »
    My father always said the devil has most souls so it wouldn't be a case of selling it at all...keeping it is the hard part as most of us have given it away long ago unwittingly... that's if you believe in all that of course.

    Another of my father's musings on the subject...there's a highway to hell but only a stairway to heaven. Eternity is a long time to be sitting on clouds with do-gooder types playing the harp and singing Kombayah my Lord*shudders* when you could be partying all night, eternally young with other fun types.

    Of course he'd probably get an ass roasting but he thinks he's going to Tir na Nog anyway so I leave him be!


    Come on, we all saw the Simpsons and it was Protestant heaven that was boring while Catholic heaven was fun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,955 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    Anyone remember a film were a guitarist sells his soul to the devil?
    intersection-phil.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,605 ✭✭✭gctest50


    If the Devil only takes away the bad people, doesn't that make him the good guy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 344 ✭✭cumulonimbus


    Anyone remember a film were a guitarist sells his soul to the devil?

    O Brother Where Art thou.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,285 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    Anyone remember a film were a guitarist sells his soul to the devil?

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090888/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
    perhaps?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    I would but I already traded my soul out for a bag of Buffalo-flavoured Hunky Dorys.

    Pretty sure the pack was gone off, too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭Story Bud?


    I would sell my whole family's souls for these sunglasses. I want them so much.

    So yeh, €500 and you can take anything you want.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    The devil could be more craic than God...

    I mean God is fine an all that, but all them rules and all that goodness would grind on you after a few thousand years....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Just make sure you listen carefully - you don't want to find yourself in the situation where you've taken the money and are now arguing that you didn't intend to sell your hole. That's not a mistake you repeat:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,904 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Robert De Niro was a cool Devil in the film Angel Heart.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    I'd be happy with a fully functional Pip Boy 3000.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    ClovenHoof wrote: »
    Considering that god isn't delivering for most of the people in this world, is the idea of selling your soul to devil really a terrible option?

    Try ebay first.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Yeah. I'd sell my soul to feel nirvana for eternity.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,960 ✭✭✭Dr Crayfish


    A weekend of chemsex with Lena Headey and Ireland to wollop Italy on Wednesday


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