Stuck in a meeting and DYING for a sh*t

elastics · 10-06-2016 8:04am #1

The title says it all - in a google hangout meeting and DYING for a crap - Im not even saying much here, I've done my part ... maybe I should just sneak off?

elastics · 10-06-2016 8:08am

getting painful now

Winterlong · 10-06-2016 8:08am

Thats a webcam meeting - right?
Just bring your laptop in to Trap 1 wiht you. No one will know. Honest.

Duggy747 · 10-06-2016 8:11am

Poo in your hand and fling it at the person talking, it shows you're not happy with whatever that person is saying and will help you assert dominance in the pack.

elastics · 10-06-2016 8:11am

No audio only ...
even better , problem is in the office it wont look the best walking into the jacks with my laptop ..

HigginsJ · 10-06-2016 8:12am

Just say you need to step away from your desk for a minute. No one will care, meetings are pointless waste of times.

Cee-Jay-Cee · 10-06-2016 8:13am

Them bastards at Google! Won't even let a lowly minnion go to the jacks. Leak your story to the papers, then **** yourself and sue Google for putting you through such an embarrassing and humiliating time.

I've emailed a link to your story to the NY Times, Irish Times and Wall Street Journal. That should get the ball rolling.

Pinch Flat · 10-06-2016 8:13am

I've done a hang out on the sh!tter before with my phone, audio only mind you "sorry about that crackling on the line, bad signal here" :pac:

elastics · 10-06-2016 8:13am

HigginsJ wrote: »

Just say you need to step away from your desk for a minute. No one will care, meetings are pointless waste of times.

absolutely, especially these Americanised bs sessions ..

HensVassal · 10-06-2016 8:14am

Just type "brb, gfas" then mute your mic and go drop anchor.

fancy pigeon · 10-06-2016 8:16am

Cut a hole in the seat, then pantaloons down. Don't mix these steps up.

Sorted

Sam Kade · 10-06-2016 8:18am

An bfuil cead agam dul amach Mais e du hul e?
Irish spelling not great but you get the gist.

SEPT 23 1989 · 10-06-2016 8:19am

just imagine all those empty unused toilets across the city

scopper · 10-06-2016 9:04am

Drop the connection, go and come back and if anyone has noticed say 'technical difficulties'.

The_Valeyard · 10-06-2016 9:17am

Dude, your a grown man.

Apologies.

Say you will be back in a couple of minutes.

Resume meeting.

Zombienosh · 10-06-2016 9:19am

Turtle heading it?..or Prairie dogging it as they say in the states.

_Kaiser_ · 10-06-2016 9:35am

OP: tell them you have to step out for a few mins, hen put yourself on mute and drive home - or am I the only one who prefers his own bathroom for these occasions?

biko · 10-06-2016 12:08pm

Is there a rubbish bin nearby?

5rtytry56 · 10-06-2016 12:11pm

what kind of poo? Mexican food / Phantom (the best in this situation)/tree log ??

let us know how it went down OP. I've rated the thread accordingly - excellent!!