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corniest thing you've ever said?

  • 30-05-2016 9:47pm
    #1
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭


    in an argument a few years ago, I said ''stop trying to fix me'' to someone I felt was trying to ''fix me'' when I wasn't broken. looking back at how it was said, it sounded like something from an awful romantic drama, some crap with an all time low score on rotten tomatoes.


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  • #2
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Was playing rugby and got my nose busted open and was bleeding like fûck but didn't want to get it cleaned up. One lad said here your bleeding get it wiped off and I for some reason said a real warrior doesn't wipe his blood.
    Looking back on it now it was pretty corny and cringey to say the least


  • #3
    tupenny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,439 ✭✭✭tupenny


    "I'll be okay, go on without me"
    *cringe*
    Hungover and needed a rest


  • #4
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Someone asked me what's the corniest thing i ever said....

    and I said you'll be a-maized when I tell you!


  • #5
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key


  • #6
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    On the cob baby.


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  • #7
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    "You don't even care about me!"


  • #8
    Alf Stewart.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,789 ✭✭✭Alf Stewart.


    Robsweezie wrote: »
    in an argument a few years ago, I said ''stop trying to fix me'' to someone I felt was trying to ''fix me'' when I wasn't broken. looking back at how it was said, it sounded like something from an awful romantic drama, some crap with an all time low score on rotten tomatoes.

    Coldplay fan are we?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4V3Mo61fJM


  • #9
    CINCLANTFLT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 781 ✭✭✭CINCLANTFLT


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

    I've got 40 acres, but you've got 53!!!


  • #10
    Johnnyhpipe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 748 ✭✭✭Johnnyhpipe


    dodderangler wrote: »
    Was playing rugby and got my nose busted open and was bleeding like fûck but didn't want to get it cleaned up. One lad said here your bleeding get it wiped off and I for some reason said a real warrior doesn't wipe his blood.
    Looking back on it now it was pretty corny and cringey to say the least

    First thing i've ever read on here that made me laugh out loud! Actually made me cringe just reading it! No offence of course - its just priceless!


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