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GAA Crocaigh Pairc - Madness and my last 65 quid

  • 21-05-2016 4:16am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭


    So the last train home is at 9pm, which means I'll have to miss the second game for getting home; the double Bill In Croke Park. Of course it's 5am now, which means I'll have to find some way of entertaining myself between now and the first match at 17:15. I'd prefer to keep drinking, but I dunno if me and twenty quid can manage it between now and ****ing hours away. I don't know if I can manage it.

    I've asked a few fellas out on dating sites. Asked them to go to a match with me. I'm just being selfish. I wanna go to a match, Someone said it'd just be me an 20,000 boggers screaming at a young fella to, "Break his legs!" I find myself thinking that many a night. But if it was in a controlled environment. Me and another 20,000 hang aters, and tanora drinkers, I think it could be something special.

    I'd have to negotiate Dublin and all them junkies. At the strange hours it's a bit weird, when there's only shoppers out. Going to, Brown Thomas? Or Pennies? Or Arnotts? I dunno. It's only them and the scaldy folk. It's a scary place, the big shmoke. Lot's of people, more sub-prime mortgages than the eye can see, and a fierce whiff of young ambition and foreigner.

    It's 5am, and I can get a train up to Dublin. And go see a match (unfortunately not the both of them.) I'll be sober as a judge which sounds awful. I've overcooked beef next to me, maybe I'll make a sandwich. And indulge in a pint (Guinness of course) at the right time. And see my first footie match on a Saturday.

    Will it be a grand day out or should I just go to bed? I have no idea where Croke park is put I presume there's a Dort or Luas somewhere nearby.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    dublin is not a city you would want to tackle in your condition

    Go to bed


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Never mind trying to negotiate the junkies....

    Its the Net Man you need to negotiate


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,439 ✭✭✭tupenny


    Just wow


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,416 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    How did you blow €45 between typing the thread title and the end of your first paragraph.

    Also, there'll definitely be one non "bogger" there but I'm only going in to see the hurling


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,445 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Go home Lyaiera, you're drunk! :pac:


    Seriously though, hope you got home safely and you're sleeping it off about now :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,845 ✭✭✭timthumbni


    Lyaiera wrote: »
    So the last train home is at 9pm, which means I'll have to miss the second game for getting home; the double Bill In Croke Park. Of course it's 5am now, which means I'll have to find some way of entertaining myself between now and the first match at 17:15. I'd prefer to keep drinking, but I dunno if me and twenty quid can manage it between now and ****ing hours away. I don't know if I can manage it.

    I've asked a few fellas out on dating sites. Asked them to go to a match with me. I'm just being selfish. I wanna go to a match, Someone said it'd just be me an 20,000 boggers screaming at a young fella to, "Break his legs!" I find myself thinking that many a night. But if it was in a controlled environment. Me and another 20,000 hang aters, and tanora drinkers, I think it could be something special.

    I'd have to negotiate Dublin and all them junkies. At the strange hours it's a bit weird, when there's only shoppers out. Going to, Brown Thomas? Or Pennies? Or Arnotts? I dunno. It's only them and the scaldy folk. It's a scary place, the big shmoke. Lot's of people, more sub-prime mortgages than the eye can see, and a fierce whiff of young ambition and foreigner.

    It's 5am, and I can get a train up to Dublin. And go see a match (unfortunately not the both of them.) I'll be sober as a judge which sounds awful. I've overcooked beef next to me, maybe I'll make a sandwich. And indulge in a pint (Guinness of course) at the right time. And see my first footie match on a Saturday.

    Will it be a grand day out or should I just go to bed? I have no idea where Croke park is put I presume there's a Dort or Luas somewhere nearby.

    I've had grand designs for the next day,like yours after being up too long on the sauce for the night before. It normally ends with a day of recovery in bed.

    You did make me smile though, so for that alone I wish you good luck. :-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,593 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    dublin is not a city you would want to tackle in your condition

    Go to bed

    They might fit right in


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,905 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


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