Elves are jizzing on me bacon.

ArtSmart

It's getting worse and worse

I return to the grill only to see white viscous globs of Elven juice all across me rashers.

Gone past the joke it is.

whiskeyman

Get better quality bacon.
That's all the salt / added water coming off.


Eh, I mean 'Elves excitement' you speak of...

s4uv3

Aw I'd love a feed of rashers....

gifted

Awful lot of rashers on my elves jizz. ..

dinorebel

Must be Elf and Safety rules covering that.

Cee-Jay-Cee

God it's bacon hot today!

SEPT 23 1989

grill rashers??

smash

That's fairy jizz. It's a bit early in the year for elves!

Duggy747

Well, you'll just have to jizz on them yourself to reclaim them.

The_Valeyard

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down

My name is URL

Stop buying shitty mass produced bacon. The white stuff is caused by the artificially added water that cheap bacon is pumped full of

Never get that problem with good rashers from a local butchers

Ush1

Any Irish person who calls rashers bacon should have their passport revoked.

maudgonner

Elf jizz is one thing, but you don't want to know what trolls will do to your bacon when your back is turned :eek:

(Hint: those brown crispy bits around the edge? Not caused by the cooking process, that's troll poo...)

cowboyBuilder

Enjoy your bacon while you can ... soon it will be banned ... :P

valoren

Drugs are bad mmmmmmkay......

ScumLord

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

grill rashers??

Yes, A lot better grilled. Everything is better grilled.

Ronald Wilson Reagan

Its full of salty goodness.

pickarooney

Elves hunk of burning love

Iwasfrozen

Ush1 wrote: »

Any Irish person who calls rashers bacon should have their passport revoked.

I'm Irish. I grew up calling them bacon. As did my parents, can we keep our passports?

Niemoj

:pac::pac:

rubadub

ArtSmart wrote: »

It's getting worse and worse

I return to the grill only to see white viscous globs on Elven juice all across me rashers.

I'd watch your mayo too, your housemate is likely **** in it too.

Easca Peasca

Bacon - served with cabbage and salty mash.
Rashers - ate straight from the pan or between two slices of generously buttered white bread :pac:

Badly Drunk Boy

Iwasfrozen wrote: »

I'm Irish. I grew up calling them bacon. As did my parents, can we keep our passports?

I'm afraid not. Would you not be happier with a UK passport anyway?

misstearheus

Now I want to hear an American say Rashers..

Ruu

That wasn't elves...sorry.

O Neills rashers are simply devine...as are all their pig products.
http://oneillsbacon.ie/
If you see them in a shop try them. You will never buy another rasher again.

maudgonner

misstearheus wrote: »

Now I want to hear an American say Rashers..

Will rasher do?

ArtSmart

rubadub wrote: »

I'd watch your mayo too, your housemate is likely **** in it too.

Ruu wrote: »

That wasn't elves...sorry.

Hmmmm...

cowboyBuilder

TheTorment wrote: »

O Neills rashers are simply devine...as are all their pig products.
http://oneillsbacon.ie/
If you see them in a shop try them. You will never buy another rasher again.

hmmmmm


Lovely, unfortunately can't get decent rashers where I am !!!

I'll be sure to try them next time I'm back on the oul sod..

ToddyDoody

ArtSmart wrote: »

It's getting worse and worse

I return to the grill only to see white viscous globs of Elven juice all across me rashers.

Gone past the joke it is.

Don't get that stuff in your eyes