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The Ray D'Arcy Show - 7th. May 2016

  • 07-05-2016 8:52pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 74,296 ✭✭✭✭


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    Mary Portas, Pauline McLynn, Referee man Nigel Owens, house man Dermot Bannon, style man Darren Kennedy, and musical sounds from The Evertides.

    What, no misery slot? :blink:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,279 ✭✭✭TheRiverman


    Weather presenter Siobhan Ryan is a pain in the anti-cyclone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,279 ✭✭✭TheRiverman


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    Mary Portas, Pauline McLynn, Referee man Nigel Owens, house man Dermot Bannon, style man Darren Kennedy, and musical sounds from The Evertides.

    What, no misery slot? :blink:

    The hens will be the star guests.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    If Ray doesn't say go on, go on, go on at some point to Pauline ....I'll donate 20€ to charity tonight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,599 ✭✭✭djemba djemba


    I'd say Ray is snapping he didn't hitch his wagon to your man with the plane out in Enniscrone


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,882 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    The set could do with a large glass panel or window to let some light in, good job dermot is on the show


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭sudzs


    I'm dizzy already from the camera work!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,807 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Ray is stumbling over the autocue already...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 74,296 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    I manage to get a sneaky peek at Ray's cue cards for tonight...


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  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The set could do with a large glass

    A double, maybe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,860 ✭✭✭Hooked


    Hen TV


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,133 ✭✭✭Patty O Furniture


    I'd say Ray is snapping he didn't hitch his wagon to your man with the plane out in Enniscrone

    If Ray gets boring, you can look at the livefeed here
    Although on writing this, it looks like Ray's getting his feathers in a ruffle :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 74,296 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    Of course, had Ray rehearsed for tonight's show he would know how to control the hen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,882 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    The show has only started and the Hens look like they have nodded off already


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 74,296 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    Will Ray ask her about David Threlfall? :eek: :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,133 ✭✭✭Patty O Furniture


    Hooked wrote: »
    Hen TV

    Henpecked, more like it, go on, go on, go on!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,333 ✭✭✭tampopo


    I'm not a fan of Nigel Owens, sorry WM.

    He was just on the LLS recently. What new thing has he got to reveal?

    I don't like his voice. Accent is fine, but I don't like the recent fashion of IRB referees doubling up as coaches. If he wanted to coach, he should hang up the whistle and let someone else ref.

    /rant over.

    evening all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,941 ✭✭✭krustydoyle


    What in the name of all that is sacred is she doing on the show???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,696 ✭✭✭Lisha


    Only tuned in now......(oldest child 1st Holy Communion today)
    What's the story with the hens???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,185 ✭✭✭screamer


    2 bald hens and a bald egg.... lovely Saturday night's entertainment. Bok Bok.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,860 ✭✭✭Hooked


    What in the name of all that is sacred is she doing on the show???

    Plucked if I know...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 74,296 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    tampopo wrote: »
    I'm not a fan of Nigel Owens, sorry WM.

    He was just on the LLS recently. What new thing has he got to reveal?

    I don't like his voice. Accent is fine, but I don't like the recent fashion of IRB referees doubling up as coaches. If he wanted to coach, he should hang up the whistle and let someone else ref.

    /rant over.

    evening all.

    No need to apologise, amigo :)

    Just be thankful there is no misery slot!

    Where's squonk tonight, he shouldn't be missing this :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,941 ✭✭✭krustydoyle


    She looks very uncomfortable with the way she is sitting


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,185 ✭✭✭screamer


    Smells of chicken pee, talks chicken sh1te...........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 74,296 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    HOORAY!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Nice one Ray, you ruined the "ride me sideways was another one"s anecdote. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,185 ✭✭✭screamer


    Is that cock's comb on top of her head fake? It sure looks it.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,388 ✭✭✭ratracer


    I never realised just how bad TV in Ireland had got. Can someone just retire RD forever, please!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,185 ✭✭✭screamer


    ratracer wrote: »
    I never realised just how bad TV in Ireland had got. Can someone just retire RD forever, please!!!!!

    I'd say with the amount he is paid, the "value" has to be gotten out of him....
    AKA we have to suffer this sh!te every Saturday.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,133 ✭✭✭Patty O Furniture


    Will Ray ask her about David Threlfall? :eek: :pac:

    What happened there?
    screamer wrote: »
    Smells of chicken pee, talks chicken sh1te...........

    That's positive thinking for ye :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,279 ✭✭✭TheRiverman


    This show is awful.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,083 ✭✭✭juneg


    Hens are formerly battery hens who are re homed in their thousands instead of being sent for slaughter when they reach one year old.

    Little Hill hen rescue its called. They do fabulous work and Pauline mc Glynn is a supporter / patron

    So if youd like a few free range hens for the garden to lay fresh eggs you know where to go


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 74,296 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    Pauline and Ardal getting very nervous on the 28th. February!


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ratracer wrote: »
    I never realised just how bad TV in Ireland had got. Can someone just retire RD forever, please!!!!!

    that would mean water charges have to be re-inroduced to fund his pension. take ure pick.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,941 ✭✭✭krustydoyle


    I met this wagon at the cat laughs a few years ago and she's up her up own arse


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,185 ✭✭✭screamer


    juneg wrote: »
    Hens are formerly battery hens who are re homed in their thousands instead of being sent for slaughter when they reach one year old.

    Little Hill hen rescue its called. They do fabulous work and Pauline mc Glynn is a supporter / patron

    So if youd like a few free range hens for the garden to lay fresh eggs you know where to go

    Yes, but they take forever to start laying again, and many of them are a bit mental TBH. MIL got a few before and TBH, they weren't any use compared to the pullets she bought herself. They lived out their lives in free range comfort, but they really aren't any use for laying, sure that's why they are culled, if they were any use, they'd be kept.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 74,296 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    What happened there?

    As I live on this side of the Irish Sea, I'm not allowed to talk about it.

    I'll just leave this here...

    http://www.sligotoday.ie/printable.php?id=14898


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,388 ✭✭✭ratracer


    that would mean water charges have to be re-inroduced to fund his pension. take ure pick.

    Show me the DD mandate.......


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 12,033 Mod ✭✭✭✭Say Your Number


    Great competition prize

    But I'm not in Cork :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 74,296 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    Can't wait for Eurovision next week.

    The thread is always hilarious :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,333 ✭✭✭tampopo


    T's former tenants, gone to the great coop in the sky.

    Blackie and Creme

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,185 ✭✭✭screamer


    Who is this?


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ratracer wrote: »
    Show me the DD mandate.......

    i cancelled mine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,083 ✭✭✭juneg


    screamer wrote: »
    Yes, but they take forever to start laying again, and many of them are a bit mental TBH. MIL got a few before and TBH, they weren't any use compared to the pullets she bought herself. They lived out their lives in free range comfort, but they really aren't any use for laying, sure that's why they are culled, if they were any use, they'd be kept.

    that's not the feedback at all. Sure they are laying hens


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 74,296 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    screamer wrote: »
    Who is this?


    Nigel Owens, Welsh international ruggerball referee


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,185 ✭✭✭screamer


    juneg wrote: »
    that's not the feedback at all. Sure they are laying hens

    No, they're not..... that's why they are culled. A hen that's not laying is not making money for the farmer, hence it is culled......


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    As I live on this side of the Irish Sea, I'm not allowed to talk about it.

    I'll just leave this here...

    It's sad, so sad, it's a sad sad situation...you being on that side of the irish sea.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,279 ✭✭✭TheRiverman


    Nigel Owens regarded as the best Rugby referee in the World.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 74,296 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    What Ray's cue card says...

    WELSH
    RUGBY
    GAY


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    gramar wrote: »
    If Ray doesn't say go on, go on, go on at some point to Pauline ....I'll donate 20€ to charity tonight.

    20€ just donated. The only good thing to come out of the show tonight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭delaad


    Coming across kinda cool.


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