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How do you know if you have bad breath? How do you know if you have bad breath?

  • 14-04-2016 9:10pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,149 ✭✭✭


    How do you know if you have bad breath? Apart from someone telling you or people keeping their distance from you. Is there any way of finding out other than asking someone?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Lick the back of your hand. Let it dry, then smell it. Is it stink? Then your breath stinks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 481 ✭✭mr.anonymous


    If you did I'd hope you didn't start two sentences with a 'H' sound.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,969 ✭✭✭Mesrine65




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Smell your upper lip.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Light a match in front of your mouth then breath on it. If a huge flame shoots out then that's your hint


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Take two bags. Breath in to one and fart in the other. If you can't tell the difference then you have bad breath.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Just brush yer teeth and you dont need to worry about it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    One bad breath is bad but two!? :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    When you speak and someone says "did anyone fart in here?" When you speak and someone says "did anyone fart in here?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,016 ✭✭✭mad m


    FFS.....I'm off to bed this stinks.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭Jeju


    If your ruler shows that 12" is exactly the same as 30cm, that's bad breath.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Do you find it hard to walk due to the buildup of small animal corpses around your feet?
    Do birds suddenly drop out of the sky when they cross your path?
    When you're at the beach, do dolphins drown because they're so reluctant to come up for air when you're around?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,005 ✭✭✭Letree


    Go up close to someone and tell them they have bad breath. If you have bad breath they will tell you back you have bad breath too. If you don't have bad breath they will prob just call you a c**t for saying they had bad breath. When you have got your answer you can tell them they don't actually have bad breath it was just an experiment.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    biko wrote: »
    When you speak and someone says "did anyone fart in here?" When you speak and someone says "did anyone fart in here?"

    Is there an echo in here?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,059 ✭✭✭✭Spanish Eyes


    Most people might suspect they have this problem.

    If you go to the Dentist at least every six months he/she will tell you.

    If you don't go to the Dentist regularly, well then why don't you?

    And of course if your loved one moves away sharpish... that's another subtle sign lol.


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