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Sunbathing, Swimming Naked

  • 06-04-2016 7:09pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 11,042 ✭✭✭✭ JupiterKid


    Does anyone else love the sheer freedom of swimming and sunbathing in the nip? I regularly visit my sister in Amsterdam and there are several places where you can swim in the nude. I've also been to gay resorts in the Canaries where lounging around the swimming pool is clothing optional - and in pretty much all cases the guys chose to go au naturel.

    So would you swim and sunbathe in your birthday suit? Do you sleep in the nip?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,823 ✭✭✭✭ smash


    You lost me at gay resort.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭ Cayden Gifted Font


    No. Imagine getting sunburned somewhere you should never get sunburned?
    I wouldn't be comfortable with that at all. Ain't nobody wanna see that sight either.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,277 ✭✭✭ DamagedTrax


    i already look like a wet carpet emerging from the water, no-one wants to see this wet and fully naked!


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,042 ✭✭✭✭ JupiterKid


    Well, Im gay. And I go to gay resorts. Did you know that there's a place in Dalkey where you can swim in the Irish Sea in the nude?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,277 ✭✭✭ DamagedTrax


    JupiterKid wrote: »
    Well, Im gay. And I go to gay resorts. Did you know that there's a place in Dalkey where you can swim in the Irish Sea in the nude?

    too many willies for my liking.. but do what makes you smile :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,092 ✭✭✭ Antar Bolaeisk


    smash wrote: »
    You lost me at gay resort.

    You hung around for the sight-seeing tour?


  • Registered Users Posts: 27,729 ✭✭✭✭ murpho999


    JupiterKid wrote: »
    Well, Im gay. And I go to gay resorts. Did you know that there's a place in Dalkey where you can swim in the Irish Sea in the nude?
    In fairness if they're in Dalkey and clambering out of the Irish Sea I doubt you'd see much penis

    Except that it's in Sandycove not Dalkey.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,047 ✭✭✭✭ kneemos


    Why the gay resort particularly?
    If it was men or women only fair enough,but why gay?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,042 ✭✭✭✭ JupiterKid


    kneemos wrote: »
    Why the gay resort particularly?
    If it was men or women only fair enough,but why gay?

    It's exclusively for gay men. Plenty of resorts are. I suppose many gay guys feel more comfortable there. Hanging out with other gay men and checking out each other's bodies. A lot of the lads who hang out at the pool end up back in each others rooms later for you know what.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,047 ✭✭✭✭ kneemos


    JupiterKid wrote: »
    It's exclusively for gay men. Plenty of resorts are. I suppose many gay guys feel more comfortable there. Hanging out with other gay men and checking out each other's bodies. A lot of the lads who hang out at the pool end up back in each others rooms later for you know what.



    You're assuming I know what?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,361 ✭✭✭ Boskowski


    Pizza, bong, playstation?


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,047 ✭✭✭✭ kneemos


    Boskowski wrote: »
    Playstation?


    Buckaroo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭ Arsemageddon


    murpho999 wrote: »
    Except that it's in Sandycove not Dalkey.

    :eek: That's why everyone was staring at me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,419 ✭✭✭ cowboyBuilder


    Absolutely, I find the concept of a swimming custume ridicolous, you go back to the towel in a wet pair of shorts and then get the towel soaked and have to carry two wet items back with you.

    Why bother ?

    I come out bollockers and dry off in the sun, towel is dry at the end of the day too.

    Love it.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Regional North Mods, Regional West Moderators Posts: 81,469 Mod ✭✭✭✭ biko


    Nightswimming deserves a quiet night..



    ...and nakedness


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,562 ✭✭✭ Witchie


    I would love to go naked but they would probably call the cops on me.

    I have sunbathed topless in my back garden a few times and also when very drunk one night went out in my garden in the rain and took off my clothes and rolled about on the grass............


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭ The One Doctor


    JupiterKid wrote: »
    A lot of the lads who hang out at the pool end up back in each others rooms later for you know what.

    HIV?


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,042 ✭✭✭✭ JupiterKid


    Go au natuerel as often as possible. It's so liberating and frankly life's too short.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,212 ✭✭✭ galah


    Is it actually prohibited here? (Heard rumours that you're not allowed to sunbathe topless or nude, but never seen any actual proof of it.)

    Where I'm from, it's perfectly normal to hang out at a beach topless or nude, but for all those glorious moments you also have moments of horror - I'll never forget spotting my old geography teacher in the nip at a beach at home :eek::eek::eek: )


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,433 The Raptor


    Do men go around with boners all the time?


  • Registered Users Posts: 217 ✭✭ MacauDragon


    smash wrote: »
    You lost me at gay resort.

    Pools closed.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,151 ✭✭✭ kupus


    The Raptor wrote: »
    Do men go around with boners all the time?

    nope its actually frowned upon.
    Im a regular to a fkk beach, and its great. NO KIDS. no shouting no screaming. no puke, ****, diapers, trikes, plastic sancastles etc. Just nice and calm. People walking around, swimming around drinking around eating around in a natural environment.

    If you havent tried an adult only break, I can highly recommend it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,433 The Raptor


    I'll pass on the offer. The last thing people want to see are my flabby bits.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,644 ✭✭✭✭ dr.fuzzenstein


    With the average Irish summer being 12 degrees, rain and a gale that will cut you in two, I prefer a tight fitting hat, fleece, wind and rainproof jacket, jeans and sturdy shoes.
    Going nude is just an invitation to pneumonia here.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,328 Magico Gonzalez


    Is there much sunbathing to be done in Amsterdam? It wouldn't be top of my list of cities to look for an all over tan? Is the aul riding / looking for the ride not a bigger draw the hanging the frank and beans out in the fresh North Sea air? A fair few patrons you said....


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,259 ✭✭✭✭ jester77


    I went night swimming with a girl I was once seeing. We jumped over the fence of a wellness center, got our clothes off and went swimming in their outdoor pool. It was still heated and had a nice mist floating on top, quite romantic. Security spotted us and we had to leg it, grab our clothes and jump over the fence. Top of the fence had barbed wire, I slipped and tore myself from the groin to the knee. I was an inch from losing a ball, way too close for comfort :eek:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 217 ✭✭ MacauDragon


    jester77 wrote: »
    I went night swimming with a girl I was once seeing. We jumped over the fence of a wellness center, got our clothes off and went swimming in their outdoor pool. It was still heated and had a nice mist floating on top, quite romantic. Security spotted us and we had to leg it, grab our clothes and jump over the fence. Top of the fence had barbed wire, I slipped and tore myself from the groin to the knee. I was an inch from losing a ball, way too close for comfort :eek:

    That's why Jesus gave us a backup.


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