Sunbathing, Swimming Naked

JupiterKid

Does anyone else love the sheer freedom of swimming and sunbathing in the nip? I regularly visit my sister in Amsterdam and there are several places where you can swim in the nude. I've also been to gay resorts in the Canaries where lounging around the swimming pool is clothing optional - and in pretty much all cases the guys chose to go au naturel.

So would you swim and sunbathe in your birthday suit? Do you sleep in the nip?

smash

You lost me at gay resort.

No. Imagine getting sunburned somewhere you should never get sunburned?
I wouldn't be comfortable with that at all. Ain't nobody wanna see that sight either.

DamagedTrax

i already look like a wet carpet emerging from the water, no-one wants to see this wet and fully naked!

JupiterKid

Well, Im gay. And I go to gay resorts. Did you know that there's a place in Dalkey where you can swim in the Irish Sea in the nude?

smash

JupiterKid wrote: »

Well, Im gay. And I go to gay resorts. Did you know that there's a place in Dalkey where you can swim in the Irish Sea in the nude?

Yes, but are there naked lesbians? Let's cut to the chase here...

DamagedTrax

JupiterKid wrote: »

Well, Im gay. And I go to gay resorts. Did you know that there's a place in Dalkey where you can swim in the Irish Sea in the nude?

too many willies for my liking.. but do what makes you smile

In fairness if they're in Dalkey and clambering out of the Irish Sea I doubt you'd see much penis

Antar Bolaeisk

smash wrote: »

You lost me at gay resort.

You hung around for the sight-seeing tour?

murpho999

JupiterKid wrote: »

Well, Im gay. And I go to gay resorts. Did you know that there's a place in Dalkey where you can swim in the Irish Sea in the nude?

LexieOnRale wrote: »

In fairness if they're in Dalkey and clambering out of the Irish Sea I doubt you'd see much penis

Except that it's in Sandycove not Dalkey.

kneemos

Why the gay resort particularly?
If it was men or women only fair enough,but why gay?

JupiterKid

kneemos wrote: »

Why the gay resort particularly?
If it was men or women only fair enough,but why gay?

It's exclusively for gay men. Plenty of resorts are. I suppose many gay guys feel more comfortable there. Hanging out with other gay men and checking out each other's bodies. A lot of the lads who hang out at the pool end up back in each others rooms later for you know what.

kneemos

JupiterKid wrote: »

It's exclusively for gay men. Plenty of resorts are. I suppose many gay guys feel more comfortable there. Hanging out with other gay men and checking out each other's bodies. A lot of the lads who hang out at the pool end up back in each others rooms later for you know what.

You're assuming I know what?

Boskowski

Pizza, bong, playstation?

kneemos

Boskowski wrote: »

Playstation?

Buckaroo.

Arsemageddon

murpho999 wrote: »

Except that it's in Sandycove not Dalkey.

:eek: That's why everyone was staring at me.

cowboyBuilder

Absolutely, I find the concept of a swimming custume ridicolous, you go back to the towel in a wet pair of shorts and then get the towel soaked and have to carry two wet items back with you.

Why bother ?

I come out bollockers and dry off in the sun, towel is dry at the end of the day too.

Love it.

biko

Nightswimming deserves a quiet night..



...and nakedness

Witchie

I would love to go naked but they would probably call the cops on me.

I have sunbathed topless in my back garden a few times and also when very drunk one night went out in my garden in the rain and took off my clothes and rolled about on the grass............

The One Doctor

JupiterKid wrote: »

A lot of the lads who hang out at the pool end up back in each others rooms later for you know what.

HIV?

JupiterKid

Go au natuerel as often as possible. It's so liberating and frankly life's too short.

Birneybau

biko wrote: »

Nightswimming deserves a quiet night..



...and nakedness

I'm not sure all these people understand, it's not like years ago.

galah

Is it actually prohibited here? (Heard rumours that you're not allowed to sunbathe topless or nude, but never seen any actual proof of it.)

Where I'm from, it's perfectly normal to hang out at a beach topless or nude, but for all those glorious moments you also have moments of horror - I'll never forget spotting my old geography teacher in the nip at a beach at home :eek::eek::eek: )

The Raptor

Do men go around with boners all the time?

MacauDragon

smash wrote: »

You lost me at gay resort.

Pools closed.

kupus

The Raptor wrote: »

Do men go around with boners all the time?

nope its actually frowned upon.
Im a regular to a fkk beach, and its great. NO KIDS. no shouting no screaming. no puke, ****, diapers, trikes, plastic sancastles etc. Just nice and calm. People walking around, swimming around drinking around eating around in a natural environment.

If you havent tried an adult only break, I can highly recommend it.

The Raptor

I'll pass on the offer. The last thing people want to see are my flabby bits.

dr.fuzzenstein

With the average Irish summer being 12 degrees, rain and a gale that will cut you in two, I prefer a tight fitting hat, fleece, wind and rainproof jacket, jeans and sturdy shoes.
Going nude is just an invitation to pneumonia here.

Magico Gonzalez

Is there much sunbathing to be done in Amsterdam? It wouldn't be top of my list of cities to look for an all over tan? Is the aul riding / looking for the ride not a bigger draw the hanging the frank and beans out in the fresh North Sea air? A fair few patrons you said....

jester77

I went night swimming with a girl I was once seeing. We jumped over the fence of a wellness center, got our clothes off and went swimming in their outdoor pool. It was still heated and had a nice mist floating on top, quite romantic. Security spotted us and we had to leg it, grab our clothes and jump over the fence. Top of the fence had barbed wire, I slipped and tore myself from the groin to the knee. I was an inch from losing a ball, way too close for comfort :eek:

MacauDragon

jester77 wrote: »

I went night swimming with a girl I was once seeing. We jumped over the fence of a wellness center, got our clothes off and went swimming in their outdoor pool. It was still heated and had a nice mist floating on top, quite romantic. Security spotted us and we had to leg it, grab our clothes and jump over the fence. Top of the fence had barbed wire, I slipped and tore myself from the groin to the knee. I was an inch from losing a ball, way too close for comfort :eek:

That's why Jesus gave us a backup.