Sunbathing, Swimming Naked

JupiterKid

Does anyone else love the sheer freedom of swimming and sunbathing in the nip? I regularly visit my sister in Amsterdam and there are several places where you can swim in the nude. I've also been to gay resorts in the Canaries where lounging around the swimming pool is clothing optional - and in pretty much all cases the guys chose to go au naturel.

So would you swim and sunbathe in your birthday suit? Do you sleep in the nip?

smash

You lost me at gay resort.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

No. Imagine getting sunburned somewhere you should never get sunburned?
I wouldn't be comfortable with that at all. Ain't nobody wanna see that sight either.

DamagedTrax

i already look like a wet carpet emerging from the water, no-one wants to see this wet and fully naked!

JupiterKid

Well, Im gay. And I go to gay resorts. Did you know that there's a place in Dalkey where you can swim in the Irish Sea in the nude?

smash

JupiterKid wrote: »

Well, Im gay. And I go to gay resorts. Did you know that there's a place in Dalkey where you can swim in the Irish Sea in the nude?

Yes, but are there naked lesbians? Let's cut to the chase here...

DamagedTrax

JupiterKid wrote: »

Well, Im gay. And I go to gay resorts. Did you know that there's a place in Dalkey where you can swim in the Irish Sea in the nude?

too many willies for my liking.. but do what makes you smile

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

In fairness if they're in Dalkey and clambering out of the Irish Sea I doubt you'd see much penis

Antar Bolaeisk

smash wrote: »

You lost me at gay resort.

You hung around for the sight-seeing tour?

murpho999

JupiterKid wrote: »

Well, Im gay. And I go to gay resorts. Did you know that there's a place in Dalkey where you can swim in the Irish Sea in the nude?

LexieOnRale wrote: »

In fairness if they're in Dalkey and clambering out of the Irish Sea I doubt you'd see much penis

Except that it's in Sandycove not Dalkey.

kneemos

Why the gay resort particularly?
If it was men or women only fair enough,but why gay?

JupiterKid

kneemos wrote: »

Why the gay resort particularly?
If it was men or women only fair enough,but why gay?

It's exclusively for gay men. Plenty of resorts are. I suppose many gay guys feel more comfortable there. Hanging out with other gay men and checking out each other's bodies. A lot of the lads who hang out at the pool end up back in each others rooms later for you know what.

kneemos

JupiterKid wrote: »

It's exclusively for gay men. Plenty of resorts are. I suppose many gay guys feel more comfortable there. Hanging out with other gay men and checking out each other's bodies. A lot of the lads who hang out at the pool end up back in each others rooms later for you know what.

You're assuming I know what?

Boskowski

Pizza, bong, playstation?

kneemos

Boskowski wrote: »

Playstation?

Buckaroo.

Arsemageddon

murpho999 wrote: »

Except that it's in Sandycove not Dalkey.

:eek: That's why everyone was staring at me.

cowboyBuilder

Absolutely, I find the concept of a swimming custume ridicolous, you go back to the towel in a wet pair of shorts and then get the towel soaked and have to carry two wet items back with you.

Why bother ?

I come out bollockers and dry off in the sun, towel is dry at the end of the day too.

Love it.

biko

Nightswimming deserves a quiet night..



...and nakedness

Witchie

I would love to go naked but they would probably call the cops on me.

I have sunbathed topless in my back garden a few times and also when very drunk one night went out in my garden in the rain and took off my clothes and rolled about on the grass............

The One Doctor

JupiterKid wrote: »

A lot of the lads who hang out at the pool end up back in each others rooms later for you know what.

HIV?

JupiterKid

Go au natuerel as often as possible. It's so liberating and frankly life's too short.

Birneybau

biko wrote: »

Nightswimming deserves a quiet night..



...and nakedness

I'm not sure all these people understand, it's not like years ago.

galah

Is it actually prohibited here? (Heard rumours that you're not allowed to sunbathe topless or nude, but never seen any actual proof of it.)

Where I'm from, it's perfectly normal to hang out at a beach topless or nude, but for all those glorious moments you also have moments of horror - I'll never forget spotting my old geography teacher in the nip at a beach at home :eek::eek::eek: )

The Raptor

Do men go around with boners all the time?

MacauDragon

smash wrote: »

You lost me at gay resort.

Pools closed.

kupus

The Raptor wrote: »

Do men go around with boners all the time?

nope its actually frowned upon.
Im a regular to a fkk beach, and its great. NO KIDS. no shouting no screaming. no puke, ****, diapers, trikes, plastic sancastles etc. Just nice and calm. People walking around, swimming around drinking around eating around in a natural environment.

If you havent tried an adult only break, I can highly recommend it.

The Raptor

I'll pass on the offer. The last thing people want to see are my flabby bits.

dr.fuzzenstein

With the average Irish summer being 12 degrees, rain and a gale that will cut you in two, I prefer a tight fitting hat, fleece, wind and rainproof jacket, jeans and sturdy shoes.
Going nude is just an invitation to pneumonia here.

Magico Gonzalez

Is there much sunbathing to be done in Amsterdam? It wouldn't be top of my list of cities to look for an all over tan? Is the aul riding / looking for the ride not a bigger draw the hanging the frank and beans out in the fresh North Sea air? A fair few patrons you said....

jester77

I went night swimming with a girl I was once seeing. We jumped over the fence of a wellness center, got our clothes off and went swimming in their outdoor pool. It was still heated and had a nice mist floating on top, quite romantic. Security spotted us and we had to leg it, grab our clothes and jump over the fence. Top of the fence had barbed wire, I slipped and tore myself from the groin to the knee. I was an inch from losing a ball, way too close for comfort :eek:

MacauDragon

jester77 wrote: »

I went night swimming with a girl I was once seeing. We jumped over the fence of a wellness center, got our clothes off and went swimming in their outdoor pool. It was still heated and had a nice mist floating on top, quite romantic. Security spotted us and we had to leg it, grab our clothes and jump over the fence. Top of the fence had barbed wire, I slipped and tore myself from the groin to the knee. I was an inch from losing a ball, way too close for comfort :eek:

That's why Jesus gave us a backup.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I've never understood the Irish squeemishness around nudity.

murpho999

Magico Gonzalez wrote: »

Is there much sunbathing to be done in Amsterdam? It wouldn't be top of my list of cities to look for an all over tan? Is the aul riding / looking for the ride not a bigger draw the hanging the frank and beans out in the fresh North Sea air? A fair few patrons you said....

They get better summers there and it can be very hot. Good summers can have temperatures well over 30 degrees.

Peope say Amsterdam all the time but it's an easy city to get out of and The Netherlands has a long coastline of sandy beaches but it does get really packed with nice weather.

Some summers can be a washout though like here.

murpho999

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

With the average Irish summer being 12 degrees, rain and a gale that will cut you in two, I prefer a tight fitting hat, fleece, wind and rainproof jacket, jeans and sturdy shoes.
Going nude is just an invitation to pneumonia here.

Sorry but that and the common cold are caused by a virus not the weather.

Either way people usually only sun bathe warm weather so why would you by any colder nude compared to having just shorts/swimwear on?

Uncle Ben

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

I've never understood the Irish squeemishness around nudity.

Probably has something to do with Irish obesity rates.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

With the average Irish summer being 12 degrees, rain and a gale that will cut you in two, I prefer a tight fitting hat, fleece, wind and rainproof jacket, jeans and sturdy shoes.
Going nude is just an invitation to pneumonia here.

Just how much warmth and protection does a wet pair of football shorts actually give you?!

cmore123

I'm male and always have gone topless.

Baron Kurtz

Hold on. No one has picked up on the sister bit and the nudity in the same sentence in the OP.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Baron Kurtz wrote: »

Hold on. No one has picked up on the sister bit and the nudity in the same sentence in the OP.

He never said she went with him - just that he was visiting!

JupiterKid

Baron Kurtz wrote: »

Hold on. No one has picked up on the sister bit and the nudity in the same sentence in the OP.

My sister has nothing to do with my swimming naked. I just go to public pools where nude swimming takes place when I'm over visiting her.

recylingbin

I'm Irish. With Irish skin. 2 minutes in a well lit room can give me 2nd degree burns. So I think I'll spare my goolies that little horror if its all the same with you.

The Randy Riverbeast

Baron Kurtz wrote: »

Hold on. No one has picked up on the sister bit and the nudity in the same sentence in the OP.

I just assumed they were from Mayo.

metaoblivia

I love skinny dipping!

everlast75

smash wrote: »

You lost me at gay resort.

Contact the management and the OP will come pick you up

pickarooney

recylingbin wrote: »

I'm Irish. With Irish skin. 2 minutes in a well lit room can give me 2nd degree burns. So I think I'll spare my goolies that little horror if its all the same with you.

You could just put sun cream on. It's not like getting burnt anywhere else is a bunch of laughs

Pac1Man

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

I've never understood the Irish squeemishness around nudity.

I wouldn't have guessed you do Bananahammock.

Shenshen

Not a big fan of sunbathing, but I do love swimming naked. I've been told there's a spot not too far from where I live which is remote and unknown enough and some people there will swim naked, so might give that a try this year. It is a shame there aren't any official nudist areas and beaches around here.

And yes, I always sleep naked. Why would you wear anything in bed?

Baron Kurtz

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

He never said she went with him - just that he was visiting!

Awh lads, go with me on this one!

recyclops

The place in Dalkey is hawks cliff, easily accesible from the vico road and its nothing but a bathing area, go any day in the summer and you will get all age ranges and sexes swimming there. Similar to forty foot but not as crowded.

Aongus Von Bismarck

It's on a slight tangent but what is it with Irish people and using a sauna? In continental Northern Europe the sauna is part and parcel of a holistic view of health and well-being. It's sociable as well. It's also an activity that is carried out in the nude.

Not so for Patrick and Petula Prude from Ireland. A towel wrapped around the waist like there's something to hide.

I was at a conference last year with 3 colleagues of mine. We were using the sauna in the health suite of the hotel we were staying in and catching up on what we thought of the speeches, discussions and breakout groups during the 1st day of the gathering.

In walks this peevish looking man with a large towel wrapped around him. He shuffles off into a corner; his eyes giving us the occasional fleeting glimpse. You could tell that he was probably from Ireland or the UK. Chicken legs, hairy back, beer belly, towel wrapped around his waist like a deviant.

The whole thing made my colleague, Stefani, feel very uncomfortable and she used a wonderful German saying to indicate that she thought he was 'interfering' with himself. Why else would he wear a towel in a sauna?

I headed over to the guy and told him that wearing a towel in the sauna was weird and was making the other users feel uncomfortable. He muttered an apology in a strong Munster accent and skuttled out of their very quickly, glasping the towel around his midsection as he did so.

Bizarre behaviour.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Baron Kurtz wrote: »

Awh lads, go with me on this one!

Trust me, I really wanted the implication in the OP to be as strong as you said it was, but he has too much of an easy out!