April Fool's Day Threads

MadDog76

Are they really necessary?








Including this one before somebody else says it!!!

L.Jenkins

Some People seem to think it's still funny. It's juvenile if you ask me.

Day Lewin

They're compulsory. New EU law.

Tombo2001

People cant have a laugh anymore?

That's not what the leaders of 1916 fought for.

biko

My one is funny.

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MadDog76 wrote: »

Are they really necessary?








Including this one before somebody else says it!!!

I was going to say it but you beat me too it

Speedwell

Eh I don't get much positive energy out of annoying people, and I certainly don't appreciate being annoyed, so I just give the good old Yankee middle finger to the whole day.

MadDog76

Speedwell wrote: »

Eh I don't get much positive energy out of annoying people, and I certainly don't appreciate being annoyed, so I just give the good old Yankee middle finger to the whole day.

That's just because you fell for the "broadband company rang me about my porn usage" thread!!!

Speedwell

MadDog76 wrote: »

That's just because you fell for the "broadband company rang me about my porn usage" thread!!!

I still think it's a serious issue, whether the OP raised it to be a w@nker or not.

Mr. CooL ICE

Mod:

Thread closed and OP banned

Irishcrx

It's my birthday today (Genuinely) and it's been an affliction every year. I even got refused from the pub when I turned 18 as they thought it was a joke.

MadDog76

Irishcrx wrote: »

It's my birthday today (Genuinely) and it's been an affliction every year. I even got refused from the pub when I turned 18 as they thought it was a joke.

Not falling for that one!!

Alf Stewart.

seen this April fools day pranks this morning, and it was literally the best one I've seen in years.

Duggy747

Today reminds me how miserable people are with jokes, no matter how shítty they might be.

Pinch Flat

My son is always going on about Anonymous, you know your man that does all the hacking? anyway I'm in the bathroom this morning when I rang the landline and pretended to be him - deep voice and all. He got totally freaked out and is not talking to me. He's only 9 in fairness. Feel bad now.....

John T Carroll

Marty Morrissy to be become Sir Marty Morrissy

Tombo2001

Pinch Flat wrote: »

My son is always going on about Anonymous, you know your man that does all the hacking? anyway I'm in the bathroom this morning when I rang the landline and pretended to be him - deep voice and all. He got totally freaked out and is not talking to me. He's only 9 in fairness. Feel bad now.....

That's a good one.

I told my son the star player at our local GAA club had signed for Chelsea. My son reckons this guys will be brilliant for Chelsea's defence. He might be right.....

JustShon

Wouldn't it be really **** to be a journalist and find some crazy, barely believable, story today?

Nobody would believe it.

I hate today.

timmyntc

Deleted User wrote: »

I hate today.

Watch some videos with Snoop Dogg to cheer yourself up

GLaDOS

Google's April fool joke seems to have gone a bit awry

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-35941806

MadDog76

I told my 10 year old son this morning that his Mother was born a man ......... his reply (genuine) was "well, the joke's on you then" ........ kids today!

ToddyDoody

Ah ha that €50 note is fake, April fools.

bodhrandude

one I did in Gigs and Events in 2010.
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=65193035

wil

Alf Stewart. wrote: »

seen this April fools day pranks this morning, and it was literally the best one I've seen in years.

Sorry, clumsy me, think I may have pressed it too many times.
Could you email me the gist of it.:pac:

Hammer89

Itzy wrote: »

Some People seem to think it's still funny. It's juvenile if you ask me.

Only if you prank a young offender.

Bongalongherb

Duggy747 wrote: »

Today reminds me how miserable people are with jokes, no matter how shítty they might be.

I can be a bit shifty/****ty here and there, especially living in Dingle.


Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle.

They head to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem". The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.

Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.

At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1,000 foot drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!"



Wait there's more.



Moment's later, Seamus arrives at Connor Pass. He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Paddy. Watch dis." Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun.

Paddy watches as halfway down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!"



It's not over yet ...



Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which he pulls a chicken. Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.

Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgiejumping, den Seamus parrotshooting. . . And now Sean and his fook'n hengliding! "

bnt

Weather Underground had a good one: next time the NOAA flies a plane in to the eye of a hurricane, they'll be sponsored by Maybelline.